Miley Cyrus is grounded by Disney!!! (and more)

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz getting new "Newlyweds" show on MTV! (smack)

First pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer together! (candy)

Paula Abdul was super high on American Idol again last night --- Here's the video proof!!! (POTP)

Britney Spears shows up at a hotel gym... wearing nothing but a towel!!! Look at the pics! (fatback)

LEGIT STORY: Miley Cyrus "is grounded by Disney!" (gabby)

Fashion Disaster of the Day: Liv Tyler. (ayyyy)

And People Magazine says this year's most beautiful person is.... (bitten)

Grand Theft Auto 4 is out!!! (popbytes)

You're not supposed to EAT the urinal cakes!!! (dlist)

Petey Williams injured at Impact! tapings. (wrestling)

Check out my sweet new Clay Aiken tattoo! (and more)

Smoofy the dog comments on Mischa Barton's latest hairstyle:


Somebody actually has a Clay Aiken's Face tattoo on their body! LOOK! (candy)

What do the women of The View think of the racy Vanity Fair Miley Cyrus photos??? Good question. Now watch. (smack)

Pete Wentz publicly thanks Ashlee Simpson's vagina. (POTP)

Latest fashion trend: BUGS! (with photos) (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden: In trouble with the law! (gabby)

Megan Fox is pretty hot. (fatback)

Nick Lachey is back! (bitten)

Balls Mahoney fired by WWE! (wrestling)

Hilary Duff may star in remake of Beverly Hills 90210! (and more)

Congrats to Carmen Electra and Korn band member Rob Patterson on their engagement! I'm sure it'll be a nice 3 month marriage!


Hilary Duff may star in remake of Beverly Hills 90210! Well if she'll put a scorpion down her pants I guess she'll do anything! (candy)

Ashlee Simpson kind of sort of denies pregnancy to Ellen (video). Which basically means she's knocked up. (smack)

Ashton Kutcher has webbed toes!!! (POTP)

Danica Patrick in a bikini! Reminds me of McDonald's grilled chicken sandwich. It's alright, but totally forgettable. God I hope I don't get the sh*ts. (fatback)

Mariah Carey is almost 40 and still thinks she's too young for babies! (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian is finally doing something to earn her fame... besides having a large ass and having sex on camera. (gabby)

Celebrity Rehab is coming back to VH1 (YES!) and look who's signed on to battle their demons for our viewing pleasure! (bitten)

More Amy Winehouse pictures to giggle at. Because high people are funny. (popbytes)

HOT Fergie bikini pics! (and more)

Spicy Fergie bikini pics! Damn... she must be workin' on her fitness overtime! (POTP)

Paris Hilton gets new reality show... about grooming dogs??? WTF??? (candy)

Lance Armstrong finished his first Boston Marathon in ____ place! (bitten)

Tom Cruise seriously looks like Katie Holmes' play doll. I think she may carry him in her pocketbook. (ayyyy)

Jordin Sparks singing career may be over due to throat injury. (gabby)

Hermione turns 18 and gives paparazzi a birthday crotch shot! (dlist)

Check out Oprah Winfrey's burial mask! (popbytes)

WATCH THE VIDEO of presidential candidates (Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain) to air on WWE RAW tonight! Yup. The REAL candidates have taped messages to the wrestling fans!!! Every vote counts! (wrestling)

John Mayer and Nicole Scherzinger - new couple???

Word is that John Mayer was flirting hard (and might have gone home) with Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls.

This leads me to believe John has a real hankerin' for plastic.



Sorry for my lack of posts today. I've been laid out sick all day. So thanks to Jadd and Miss Manda for rockin' it today minus me. Hopefully I'll be back full force tomorrow! And -- if you wanna hear some bad sick radio, tune in tonight to KISS 108! I guarantee it'll suck!! :)

Naked woman reflected in vice president Dick Cheney's sunglasses!!! (and more)

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: "Mickey (Mouse) Goes Nude In Austria!" (circus)

Kate Hudson's wardrobe malfunction. (ayyyy)

Pete Wentz: shirtless and wearing the UGLIEST pair of shorts I've ever seen in my ever! (fatback)

Jamie Lynn Spears: the bump is groooowwwing! (POTP)

Hahaha! Naked Woman reflected in vice president Dick Cheney's sunglasses!!! (gabby)

Eminem to sing at Nelson Mandella's birthday party! (bitten)

Neil Patrick Harris wants no more Britney Spears! (smack)

Pictures of Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell out at the clubs together. You KNOW they made out at the end of the night! (dlist)

Kurt Angle says he's proud of John Cena. (wrestling)

Lindsay Lohan offers to go nude, and gets turned down!!! (and more)

Who said it about Britney: "The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her.” (circus)

Who wore it better??? I say they both look like ass! (ayyyy)

Jamie Spears convinces Justin Timberlake to visit Britney. (smack)

Lindsay Lohan offers to go nude... gets turned down!!! (POTP)

Order your special edition Kelly Clarkson postal stamps now! Huh? (popbytes)

Clay Aiken looks so much like a woman that I think he may end up being the next pregnant man. (gabby)

Artie Lange walks out live on the Howard Stern show (audio)! (bitten)

Lionel Richie caught pointing at his daughter Nicole's boobage. (dlist)

Major robbery at WWE Wrestlemania! (wrestling)

The Dirty Dirt: Daughtry

Sometimes I feel bad for the "other members" of the band Daughtry.

The Dirty Dirt: Joan Rivers