LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet done for good...and MORE!!

LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet officially divorce. (amygrindhouse)

Lily Allen sniffed some nose candy? (smack)

Eminem and Kim Mathers officially over. Again. (bedhead)

No babies for Speidi! (POTP)

The Duggars expecting baby #19 -- f*cking hussies. (gabby)

Donald Trump fixes Miss Universe pageant? (bitten)

Rey Mysterio/IC title situation! (wrestling)

Shanna Moakler quits as director of Miss California pageant

Shanna Moakler handed in her resignation as the director of the Miss California USA pageant yesterday -- just a day after Donald Trump announced that Carrie Prejean would be able to keep her crown. Shanna said her reason for leaving is that she can't stay in a position for something she "no longer believes in."

I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth. I want to be a role model for young woman with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.

Honestly, I'm starting to get as annoyed writing about Carrie as I do writing about Speidi. This shouldn't even be an issue anymore and shouldn't have been one in the first place. Perez Hilton asked her a question then whined like the little bitch he is when he didn't get the answer he wanted to hear. Like I said before -- I have just as much right to be in support of gay marriage as Carrie has to be in support of what her dumb blonde ass calls "opposite marriage." And as far as her topless pics go -- I think Cassie said it best. It's not like we haven't all seen a t*tty before.

Carrie Prejean on "Good Morning America"

Robin Roberts interviewed both Donald Trump and Carrie Prejean on Good Morning America a few minutes ago, and Carrie didn't disappoint in looking stupid. When Robin straight up asked if there were more topless pics of her, she said "Not that I know of." Then when Robin phrased the question in a different way, Carrie's answer changed to "Well, I'm a model and I've done a lot of shoots, and if the photographers want to release photos to make me look bad, then so be it, but there's not anymore that I know of."

Back-pedalling bitch. How do you NOT know if someone took pics of your t*ts or not? I'm not hating on this chick because of her answer at Miss USA, because even though I don't agree with what she said, she's entitled to her opinion and I'm cool with that. But this broad needs to be kicked in the face for being SUCH an idiot. There's totally more topless pics of her out there and everyone knows it.

Carrie Prejean allowed to keep her Miss California title

Donald Trump LOVES him some boobies!! And he proved it by saying that Carrie Prejean's topless pics were "no big deal" at a press conference he just held in New York City about whether or not Carrie would be stripped of her title as Miss California. The Donald said he sees nothing wrong with the pics and he's allowing Carrie to keep her title.

Perez Hilton is PISSED! And we LOVE it! And we LOVE boobies too!! Donald is the sh*t!

More topless pics of Carrie Prejean surface!!

Talk about horrible timing for Carrie Prejean. Donald Trump will rule today on whether or not Carrie will be stripped of her Miss California crown for topless photos of her coming out last week. Her defense was that she was modeling lingerie, and to her credit, she had her ta-ta's covered up....UNTIL NOW! Check out the new pics that surfaced of her today that were taken BEFORE her boob job. As part of the Miss USA pageant, all contestants are required to report any topless/nude photos they've taken, and not only did Carrie NOT report the first round of ones that came out, but she definitely didn't report these (especially since in recent interviews, she said she took "no other topless photos" at all.) She's f*cked.

Donald Trump and Barbara Walters kiss and make up

It was a heated feud for the last couple of years between Donald Trump and Barbara Walters, and it was over a kind fo silly reason. Donald was ripsh*t at Barbara after he heard rumors that she said that she was happy when her former co-star on The View, Rosie O'Donnell, was fired. Barbara denied it, but that didn't patch things up at all with The Donald. After 2 years, it looks like they're squashing it. Donald appeared on Barbara's radio show earlier this week, and he's booked to appear on The View this coming Tuesday to discuss a book and the season finale of Celebrity Apprentice.

Ya know, I've always seen Elisabeth Hasselbeck as a sh*t-stirrer. How much you wanna bet that she tries to somehow sneak in the subject of the feud into the convo?

Donald Trump rips into Rihanna

Donald Trump was the latest celeb to throw his 2-cents in about the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna drama, and even though he kind of comes across as a douche, it's sorta evident that he wants the best for her. When he was asked about it, he said that "she better get the hell out... If she goes back, she's a loser and she doesn't deserve to have any future success."

I don't know if I'd call her a loser or wish her career to fail, but I think all in all he's saying that she's an idiot if she takes Chris back. Which, I gotta say, as gorgeous as I think Rihanna is and as big of a fan as I am, he's right.

Donald Trump is bankrupt?!

Donald Trump, the man that probably wipes his ass with a stack of $100 bills, is facing bankruptcy on one of his Atlantic City casinos!! He owes $1.2 billion on it, but his financial advisers say there's no possible way he can pay it all back in time.

You KNOW the economy is bad when it gives The Donald another Stone Cold Stunner.

"The Donald" bails Ed McMahon out

Donald Trump may get crap for having a toupee or having a trademark face that looks like he's trying to poop out 8 years worth of food, but he's officially one of the nicest guys ever. Even though The Donald has never met Ed McMahon, he purchased Ed's mansion yesterday and is allowing him to stay in there, saying that helping out "would be an honor."

When I was at the Wharton School of Business I'd watch him every night. How could this happen?

All hail The Donald.

The Donald gets pissed at Criss!

Leave it to Criss Angel to piss off a man that Omarosa could not really upset all that much: Donald Trump. Apparently Angel, who is the boyfriend of Miss Nevada Veronica Grabowski (I'm leaving that joke alone), threw a temper tantrum after his Veronica wasn't crowned Miss USA. As soon as she got eliminated, he flipped off a camera and later went off on a reporter, telling him if he ever wrote another word about Criss, he'd need an eyepatch over his other eye. Tough guy threatening a half-blind man.

This is where it gets good. After hearing about this, Donald Trump (who sponsors the pageant and owns Miss Universe), said that he was disturbed and they'd have to take a look at Angel's actions.

Donald Trump is so badass!!

Donald Trump wants Ashley Alexander Dupre for reality show!

Donald Trump is producing a new reality show for MTV. It is tentatively being called Lady or a Tramp. Classy.

The show will take a bunch of beer-swilling, hard-partying, rough-edge girls and send them to "boarding school" where they will learn to be little miss sweethearts.

And now he's trying to get stripper/dancer/escorter Ashley Dupre (yes, the one at the center of the whole Eliot Spitzer fiasco) to join the cast and be one of the 15 girls they attempt to make "civilized."

Sounds like a really bad episode of Maury to me. They just need that mean, shouting bootcamp director in fatigues and some runny-teary mascara and it's officially a Maury repeat.

Amy Winehouse's Gross Diseased Face! (and more)

OMG! Take some acid reflux medicine then you MUST come look at this picture of Amy Winehouse's flesh-eating disease on her face!!! (circus)

Lindsay Lohan is still hanging with dirtbags! (bitten)

Donald Trump makes an under-eighteener get naked and sell his vodka. Now he's in trouble. (gabby)

There IS gonna be another season of Big Brother and YOU COULD BE ON IT!!! Get the details how here!!! (smack)

Tiger Woooooooooods Innnnnnnnn Spaaaaaaaaaaccceeee! (POTP)

Madonna, on working with Justin Timberlake... (popbytes)

New Professional Wrestling Reality Show! (wrestling)

Celebrity Dirt -- Paris Hilton is bringing her diseased va-jay-jay East!

Mo' Maps, Mo' Problemz.

That's right kids! If you're hot, and you know literally nothing about the world we live in, outside of reality based TV, and youtube, you TOO can say stuff like this...

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

...And STILL make up to $25,000/per day! Last week, (or was it last month?) dame-du-jour Miss. South Carolina, (no, I don't know her real name, nor to I care to learn it, when I see that she's making a Mazda MX-3 a day!) has been signed to Donald Trump's, agency/bordello, Trump Model Management. I say to her, bravo! Congrats on your new conquest in life, and let me be the first to wish you "the" good luck on your quests braving the subways, and all of those difficult "the" maps, and such. No, I'm sure NYC will welcome you with open arms.

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