Jennifer Garner post-baby

You wouldn't even know that Jennifer Garner popped a baby out of her mommy bits 6 months ago. At least, not from her stomach. Now her boobs...yeah, they scream "I'm full of milk!"

Jennifer Garner seeing sex therapist

Is there trouble in paradise for Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck? Over the last few weeks, Jen has been seen walking into the office of Dr. Holly Hein, a noted sex counselor. Dr. Hein insists that everything is absolutely fine, and Jen just pops by to discuss the usual ups and downs of marriage and how to not only keep the romance alive, but deal with Ben's need for attention.

Maybe it's not totally Ben's fault..ever think of that? Maybe it has to do with Jen's creepy ass feet!!

Celebrities who look like crap without makeup

If you ever feel like crap about how you look, fear not! Because some hot lookin' celebrities look like absolute sh*t without makeup. Check 'em out below!

Sharon Stone

Naomi Watts

Meg Ryan

Madonna

Katie Holmes

Jennifer Garner

Ashley Tisdale

Vice President's daughter "powders her nose"...and MORE!!!

Joe Biden's daughter loves her some blow. (fried)

Nick Cannon proves he's Mariah's bitch. (smack)

Ashton Kutcher kisses Demi's ass. (agentbedhead)

Holy bad outfits at the Nick Kids' Choice Awards, Batman! (ayyyy)

Tila Tequila rips celebs apart on Twitter. LOVE IT. (POTP)

Josh Hartnett rushed to the hospital! (gabby)

The economic crisis hits Jennifer Garner in the panties! (bitten)

Shawn Michaels wants Bret Hart to induct him into the WWE Hall of Fame? (wrestling)

Blake Lively gets stuck up...and MORE!!!

Mickey Rourke has an interesting way of getting out of films he doesn't want to do. (smack)

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner reveal their new daughter's name! (candy)

I'm sad. Blake Lively just turned into a high-maintenance bitch. (POTP)

Pete Doherty pulls a Stewie Griffin and lets his pubes hang out. No effing joke. (gabby)

Ryan Seacrest tries to high-five a blind man. (bitten)

Two big names released from WWE!! DAMN!!! (wrestling)

Jen and Ben add another girl to the fam

Congratulations goes out to Bennifer v2.0 on the birth of their second baby! Jennifer Garner pushed out a baby girl yesterday, giving her and Ben Affleck 2 daughters. The name of the new baby hasn't been made public yet.

I'm pushing for Snuffaluffagus Affleck.

Jennifer Garner Being Stalked

Jennifer Garner has filed for a restraining order against a crazed fan.. In her declaration, Garner says "Mr. Steven Burky has been stalking and harassing me," sending "packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country ..."

I guess he's being doing it since 2002 but as time passes, he gets worse and worse.. sketchy..

Garner says Burky has shown up at her home and said, "God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death."

Absolutely skeeves me out.. hopefully he gets locked up or something soon..

"Dirty Thoughts" with Jennifer Garner

"What the f**k? This isn't the good weed!!"

Victoria Beckham doesn't think she turns guys on...and MORE!!!

Lindsay Lohan dishes the dirt to Marie Claire! smack)

Amy Winehouse wants to be a Scientologist!! (candy)

Wanna see up Janice Dickinson's dress? No problem, just ask! (ayyyy)

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey bust out their best prom pose. (POTP)

Victoria Beckham says she's not sexy. That snobby bitch. (gabby)

Jennifer Garner's livin' large!! (bitten)

Madonna goes gangster. We know she's just looking for A-Rod to play with... (yuddy)

Chris Jericho injured at No Mercy! (wrestling)

Hollywood's Most Overpaid Stars

Former lovebirds, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, have topped Forbes' List of Most Overpaid Stars.. they based their list on the studio return a movie gets opposed to the salary of its leading star...

Unfortunately even though I liked THE INVASION, it COST almost 3 dollars for every dollar that went to Kidman for being in it. Insane!!
Next on the list was Jennifer Garner, whom I don't think I've ever seen star in anything great. Then comes Mr. Cruise... "For every dollar he was paid, Tom Cruise’s movies averaged $4 of gross income," which is just sad... he's always been a top name.. why?!

But I must say, he was awesome in Tropic Thunder.. he might be on the turn around..

Jennifer Garner is definitely pregnant

Either that's a baby bump, or she's insanely bloated and loaded with gas.

I no longer find Jennifer Garner attractive

And here's why.

That is some creepy sh*t.

Jennifer Garner possibly pregnant

It's uber possible that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, but there's a little bit of controversy surrounding it.

Jen's Alias co-star Victor Garber told US Weekly that Bennifer 2.0 are expecting child number two, but now he's taking it back. During an interview with E! News yesterday, Victor said that his words were taken out of context and he never confirmed that they were pregnant.

Yeah, because answering a question about whether someone is pregnant or not with the words "Yes she is" can be taken WAY out of context. Dumbass. To further cover his ass, he told E! News that he wasn't sure if Jen was preggo, but he knew that the couple wanted to have another baby.

Which obviously means after he told US Weekly and Jen and Ben found out, they were pissed and he realized he effed up and is trying to make it seem like it was a miscommunication. But clearly she's pregnant, so hang tight for an official announcement. I guarantee it.

Oscars' Best Moment -- Gary Busey Attacks Ryan Seacrest & Jennifer Garner

Last nights' Oscars were a big ol' snoozefest for the most part. BUT here's the highlight of the night -- I LOVE uncomfortable live TV moments, so thank you Gary Busey for giving us something memorable from last night!!! (You freaky piece of human!)