Mila Kunis Macaulay Culkin dating

You know what pisses me off? When f*cking knockout girls go out with creepy looking guys. That's the deal with Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin -- she could have any guy she wants, and instead she's gonna settle for someone that looks like an Albino kiddie toucher. Hey, her choice, but she told Women's Health how Macaulay has been her rock since they started dating 7 years ago.

I don't know if I met him at 27 if it would have been a different relationship. We grew up together. You find a steady rock in your life and that's all you need. We have our ups and downs, but work through them.

Ugh. Makes me wanna dropkick a kitten.

I'm seeing "Max Payne" just to drool over Mila Kunis...and MORE!!!

Hef lets the twin broads out! (smack)

Angelina Jolie holds her newborns tightly...like a piece of fruit. (candy)

Mila Kunis is hotter than the effing sun. (POTP)

Madonna and Guy Ritchie announcing divorce. A-Rod must feel like he just hit a homer. (gabby)

Amy Winehouse is an inventor! Try some...Candycaine! (bitten)

Anne Hathaway's ex trying to be a good boy. (yuddy)

WWE releases Lance Cade!!! (wrestling)

Mila Kunis is effing hot

Apparently this has been well-known for a while, but I JUST found out that Mila Kunis is going to co-star in the videogame-turned-movie Max Payne. The flick is due out in theaters Oct 17.

I watch re-runs of That 70's Show every day and drool all over myself whenever I see her already. Add her kicking ass and holding a sweet gun? I may run up and dry hump the movie screen. Just throwing that out there.