Those Desperate Housewives LOVE teasin us...and MORE!!

Desperate Housewives Season 6 teaser! (amygrindhouse)

Britney and the fam rock Miami. (smack)

Melrose Place poster! (bedhead)

Rebecca Gayheart and Kate Walsh show off some leg. (ayyyy)

Kanye's ex looks like she's gonna f*cking kill you. (POTP)

Renee Zellweger in car accident. (gabby)

DJ AM funeral deets. (bitten)

TNA star arrested! (wrestling)

Patrick Stump arrested

Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump was arrested last night on a traffic warrant in Los Angeles. He's still in jail right now at the West Hollywood Sheriff's station and is being held on $15,000 bail. We don't have any more details but we'll definitely let you know when we find out.

UPDATE: Patrick was arrested just before midnight last night for driving without a license and has been released on bail.

Alex Da Silva arrested

Alex Da Silva, who is the choreographer for So You Think You Can Dance (or at least was until this happened), was arrested yesterday on a felony warrant that charged him with sexual assault of a few broads. He was first arrested back in April for the charges. Speaking of the charges, he's got a ton against him -- four counts of forcible rape, two counts of assault to commit rape, and two counts of sexual penetration by a foreign object. He's being held on $6.2 million bail.

I kinda hope the four women he tried raping get the chance to slap the sh*t out of his testicles then chop them the f*ck off. Dude looks like a total creepjob anyway.

George Michael arrested

George Michael was arrested Friday afternoon across the pond for driving under the influence after he got in an accident with some chick in a truck and seemed totally out of it. The lady who was in the truck that George smashed into, Laurie Rowe, gave the deets on what George was acting after the crash.

[He] seemed completely disorientated, like he had no idea what was going on. He looked totally dazed and even tried to climb into the cab of my [truck]. He kept saying he was worried he would go to jail.

Police released him 5 hours later and didn't charge him. Which boggles my f*cking mind, because if you're climbing into the back of a truck that you just smashed into and you seem that out of it, you're obviously on something. Must be nice to be famous.

Cameron Douglas girlfriend arrested

Cameron Douglas' girlfriend Kelly Sott was arrested yesterday while visiting him in jail for trying to smuggle some heroin to him. Kelly filled the inside of an electric toothbrush with the drug and for some reason thought that the cops wouldn't check EVERYTHING she had on her. Police said they were pretty suspicious when he kept making a huge deal about getting his toothbrush.

Dumbass druggie.

Tom Sizemore arrested

Tom Sizemore was arrested late last night and was booked for misdemeanor domestic violence after he got into an argument with a woman. I can't tell if he actually hit the lady, but it wouldn't be the first time he has -- he was cuffed back in 2003 for smacking his girlfriend Heidi Fleiss around. His bail was set at $20,000 and apparently he's still in police custody.

F*cking scumbag. Dude probably diddles with Chris Brown in his off-time...d*ckheads.

Nicole Bobek arrested

She hasn't been relevant since the mid-90's, but former figure skater Nicole Bobek was arrested last week for being part of a New Jersey drug ring. She faces up to 10 years in prison for distributing meth if she's convicted.

I realize she looks like absolute sh*tty hell right now, but check out how she looked 10-15 years ago when she was in her prime and winning championships on the ice.


Such a total disappointment.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers off the wagon?

It's looking like rehab failed again for Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers. It hasn't exactly been confirmed, but after he challenged French police to a fight while at Paris' Charles DeGaulle airport, the assumption is that he's off the wagon. Apparently, Jonathan threw a handful of money in the cops' faces and kept screaming, "You wanna hit me? Hit me!" He was cuffed and brought in, but released from police custody after a few hours.

No reason why the whole fight started was given, but again, that's where the whole "was he wasted again?" question comes into play.

"So You Think You Can Dance" cast member arrested

So You Think You Can Dance choreographer Alex Da Silva was arrested over the weekend and accused of rape. At least four of his students say he sexually assaulted him, and there could possibly be more girls coming forward, too. The assaults supposedly happened at his home in Hollywood between May 2003 and last month.

Duh, just because the Salsa is a sexy dance doesn't mean you try to touch your students in their sexy spot!

Brad Paisley arrested!!

Ashton Kutcher would probably be jealous of this prank. Apparently, while Brad Paisley has been on tour with Jewel and Chuck Wicks, he's pulled a bunch of pranks on them, including having a bunch of people dressed as Cinderella run on stage during Chuck's performance of Stealing Cinderella, and he had a man dressed as a condom run on stage during Jewel's set.

Jewel decided to get him back, though, and had 2 retired police officers waiting for him when his plane landed in Nashville early Saturday morning. The cops cuffed Brad and put him in the back of a squad car, then broke the news that "a Jewel Murray has filed a complaint of excessive noodling" (meaning Brad was strummin' the ole six-string too much). Brad knew it was a joke from there and said he was guilty as charged. Check out the video of the prank right here.

And on a side note, it's AWESOME to see celebs that are down to earth and have a good time with each other like that.

Stop me if you've heard this one before... DMX arrested

Earl "DMX" Simmons was arrested outside of a Wal-Mart in Miami yesterday afternoon for an outstanding warrant for blowing off a court date for animal cruelty and drug charges.

Long story short...he sucks.

Lil' Wayne Busted.... Again!

Here's the mug shot.

Lil' Wayne was arrested on Tuesday night for "possession of dangerous drugs, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia."

And might I add 'possession of some tattoos that scare me so badly that I pee'd my pants a little.'

Gross? Yes. True? You'll never know.

The DEA was called in for the bust so it's kind of a big deal. No word on jail time or any of that, but as soon as there is I'll have it.