Rolling Stones member robbing the cradle with affair

Guitarist for the Rolling Stones, Ronnie Wood, has been publicly seeing 20-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova. Doesn't sound too bad, right? Now, factor in the fact that he's 61 and has been married for 23 years. HE'S BEEN MARRIED LONGER THAN HIS MISTRESS HAS BEEN ALIVE!!! And his wife, Jo, is filing for divorce, and she'll definitely be walking away with a huge chunk of his money (about $93 million).

Hope Ekaterina is enjoying that loose skin and old balls.

Akon shows that he will "Smack That"...and MORE!!!

Kany-izzle to close out the VM-izzles. (smack)

Ghostbusters making a return to the big screen...WITH THE ORIGINAL CAST! Holy AARP. (candy)

Jason Priestley, from Beverly Hills 90210 hunk to the homeless guy I passed on the street outside Fenway Park. (ayyyy)

Girls think Akon is hot. Akon smacks girls across the face to thank them. (POTP)

Lance Armstrong isn't a sex champion. No, seriously. He said it. (gabby)

Wow, I'm a little impressed. Lindsay Lohan blogs about politics, and makes sense. (bitten)

Joey Mercury heading back to WWE? (wrestling)