Andy Dick dodges the slammer...and MORE!!!

Voting for Idol may be x-rated, but taking celebrity polls isn't! (celeb news)

It's so lovely to see Britney in a bikini again. (smack)

Rachel Bilson could make a sexy lamp shade. (candy)

Paris practices her oral skills in public. On herself. (ayyyy)

Diddy tells Ellen why he let Chris Brown and Rihanna reunite at his house. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston officially hates relationships. (gabby)

TMZ saves Andy Dick from jail! (bitten)

Danny Bonaduce wrestling for TNA?! (wrestling)

BONUS LINK: Britney tells everyone that her box is hanging out!! (smack)

Celebrity Look-alikes!!!

Left: Kathy Griffin
Right: Andy Dick

*I'm actually starting to think they're the same person.*

Nick Carter thinks marriage is a sham...and MORE!!!

Polls about celebrities are sexier than syrup on pancakes. (celeb news)

Renee Zellweger's face looks like some hasty pudding. (smack)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck throws on her best Pilgrim clothes to go medieval on Ashley Judd's ass. (candy)

Stephen King takes a nice steaming crap on the author of the Twilight series, Stephenie Meyer. (POTP)

Nick Carter wants to be a playa for life. (gabby)

Andy Dick admits booze f*cked him. Hard. (bitten)

Mickey Rourke to wrestle in TNA?! (wrestling)

Andy Dick is tri-sexual?

Andy Dick is absolutely f*cking nuts, and that's why most people love him. So when he comes out and does things like telling Tyra Banks that he's tri-sexual, everyone gets a kick out of it. Andy says he's tri because he'll literally try any and everything, plus the straight and gay communities don't really accept him.

I'll try anything. I really have tried everything, except nothing with animals. There's only room for one animal -- that would be me. I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up -- you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up -- you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.

Andy can currently be seen on the VH1 show Sober House, which is a spin-off of sorts of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Andy actually said it was tough to be in the Sober House since he wasn't allowed to have sex. Poor fella.

Andy Dick's Mug Shot

How creepy does he look? That doesn't even look like him to me... he was arrested on suspicion of drug possession and supposedly yanking down some girl's shirt... haha seriously, he scares me... I thought he was interested in males, what was the point of sexually assaulting the female?

Celebrity Dirt -- Andy Dick Out Of Control!