Angelina Jolie nude (kinda)...and MORE!!

A nude Angelina Jolie statue. WTF? (amygrindhouse)

The Bachelorette is a slut. (smack)

Katy Perry looks more yummy than usual. (bedhead)

Miley Cyrus stalker arrested again. (POTP)

Mark Wahlberg married his longtime girlfriend Saturday and is already expecting baby #4? (gabby)

The Bachelorette got cheated on already? Hahahaha this broad's life sucks. (bitten)

Brian Kendrick released over drugs? (wrestling)

Russell Brand says no to LiLo's vajayjay...and MORE!!

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Victoria Beckham in Sex and the City sequel. (amygrindhouse)

Heather Nichols dry humped by Quinton "Rampage" Jackson! (VBT)

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman match.com spoofs! (examiner)

Madonna wants to show you what a 50-year-old cooter looks like. (smack)

Russell Brand rejects Lindsay Lohan! (bedhead)

You could have a picnic on Rosamund Pike's pants. (ayyyy)

Joel Madden cheating on Nicole Richie? (POTP)

Jolie-Pitt twins turn 1! (gabby)

LaToya Jackson thinks MJ was murdered. (bitten)

Vince McMahon has officially lost it: Seth Green hosting RAW tonight. F*ck you, Vince. (wrestling)

Shia sexes fans...and MORE!!

Smell like Angelina Jolie! (amygrindhouse)

Kristen Stewart lesbian love scene! (celezbrity)

What connects Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley? (examiner)

Shia LaBeouf f*cks his fans. (smack)

Lady Gaga pretty much gets ass raped by her own clothes. (bedhead)

Smell like 50 Cent. You mean I can't even smell like an entire dollar? (ayyyy)

Elizabeth Taylor breaks her silence about Michael Jackson's death. (POTP)

Michael Jackson 911 call released. (gabby)

What's going to happen to Michael Jackson's kids? (bitten)

WWE/TNA wrestlers comment on Michael Jackson's death. (wrestling)

Angie/Meg Fox feud heats up!...and MORE!!

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's kids' names. (amygrindhouse)

Tanya Angus is the female version of Andre the Giant. (VBT)

Johnny Depp reaches into his pants to make you rich. (smack)

Looks like Robert Pattinson bathes in lube. (bedhead)

Rosario Dawson vs Marion Cotillard -- who's better in blue tile? (ayyyy)

More proof Kristen Stewart is just a total f*cking klutz. (POTP)

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi not making babies. (gabby)

Angelina Jolie is PISSED at Megan Fox. (bitten)

John Morrison basically says Raw sucks. (wrestling)

Janice Dickinson medical attention on "I'm a Celebrity..." and MORE!!

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Lindsay Lohan posts topless pics when she's bored. (amygrindhouse)

The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet gets cancelled. File that under "who cares." (VBT)

Janice Dickinson receives medical attention on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! (smack)

Piers Morgan gets naked for Burger King. (bedhead)

Lindsay Lohan looks like she's got lice. (ayyyy)

Dustin Lance Black sex tape pics! (POTP)

Carrie Prejean fired for a second time in one week! (gabby)

Brangelina donates a cool mill to St. John's Hospital. (bitten)

CM Punk injured? (wrestling)

Brad Pitt re-living bachelor days

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have apparently decided to take a break to give each other breathing room and try and re-capture that spark that brought them together in the first place, at least according to the National Enquirer (so take that for what it's worth.) A few people expected Brad to be a little broken up over the separation, but he's apparently living it up like he did in his single days -- hitting up bars and concerts, and riding his motorcycle all over. On top of that, he's psyched to be talking with ex's like Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow again.

Definitely sounds like a good way for Angie to back off a little bit and realize if she keeps acting like a psycho, she could lose her man. Then again, that wouldn't be a bad thing since all us fellas (and ladies) could have a crack at her.

Angelina Jolie dethrones Oprah on Forbes list

Every year, Forbes magazine releases a list of the top 100 richest celebrities, and for the last few years, Oprah Winfrey has been hanging on top in the #1 spot. This year, it's a little different. Angelina Jolie has dethroned her, taking her #1 spot and moving Oprah down to #2.

Congrats to Angie, and you can make those checks out to Jadd and Jackson Blue. Please and thanks.

Jennifer Hudson pregnant..and MORE!!!

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Lindsay Lohan is ordered to start shoving stuff in her mouth. Sweet. (amygrindhouse)

I'm too hungover to think of a rhyme, so just click here. (VBT)

Click here too for a cute chick that examines celeb relationships. (examiner)

Jennifer Hudson's got a bun in the oven! (smack)

How do Brad Pitt, Mel Gibson, and sugar t*ts all fit together? Find out. (bedhead)

Sheryl Crow loves gangbangs with little furry animals. (ayyyy)

Rihanna loses Vogue magazine cover because of nakedness? (POTP)

Angelina Jolie injured! (gabby)

Great. Octomom is gonna have a reality show. F*ck. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy RELEASED from WWE!! (wrestling)

Angelina Jolie sucks at motherhood?

I don't really believe this story for a second, but I wouldn't screw you guys out of good wholesome Dirt. Angelina Jolie is apparently one of the suckiest mothers ever (aside from that lady who just lied about her and her daughter being kidnapped and brought her to Disney World instead.) Sources are saying that she really only pays attention to her kids when she needs them for a good photo op. The rest of the time, she ignores them and leaves them with nannies. One of Angie's employees gave us the skinny.

Every time Angie is set to sign on for another movie she is instructed to tell a trusted reporter that she plans to soon retire from acting or drastically cut back her schedule so that she can spend more time with her kids. That way she avoids a potential backlash from reporters who might criticize her for being away from her family so much of the time. It’s brilliant. If those reporters ever heard the kids call their nanny “Mommy,” which has happened more than once, they’d get the real picture.

Like I said, I'm not really believing this, so take it for what it's worth, but if this is true, she's just as much as an attention whore as Kate Gosselin. Maybe even worse.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at Cannes Film Festival

Brad and Angie were absolute STUNNERS on the red carpet for the Cannes Film Festival. Can you say "Hello, legs?" Any higher with that slit and we would've seen the Angelina's "Jolie"...wowzahs!

Brad Pitt's mom wants him to leave Angelina

Brad Pitt is smack dab in the middle of what should end up being an AWESOME catfight. For the last month or so, we've been reporting on the rocky relationship between Brad and Angelina Jolie. It turns out Brad's mom Jane thinks he has to drop Angie if he wants anything resembling a normal life. On top of that, Jane said she'd much rather see Brad rekindle thinks with Jennifer Aniston, again.

Ya know, as hot as I think Angie is, I kinda liked Brad with Jen a lot more. Brad just seems so...awkwardly weird since he's been with her, ya know? He seeme badass before and cool, and now he seems like he's just...a totally p*ssy whipped guy.

Brad Pitt trying to prove he hasn't split from Angelina Jolie

It's no question that people in love do stupid things. Let me elaborate -- MEN in love do stupid things. Brad Pitt is in love with Angelina Jolie, and he's trying to prove it not only to us, but to her, too. How? By more or less being her bitch. Brad has been visiting Angie on the set of Salt constantly the last couple of weeks, spending time with her in between takes and getting her whatever she needs. He'll run around to get her snacks, drinks, and anything else she wants.

You know what? I really don't blame Brad. If I had a wife that looked ANYTHING like Angie, I'd totaly submit to being her bitch, too. Actually, I have a few friends that are dating girls out of their league that totally have no problem letting them call the shots. We may do stupid things while we're in love, but we're not that stupid.

Britney and Jessica = Laverne and Shirley??...and MORE!!!

Selena Gomez feeds homeless dogs in Puerto Rico. (videoblogging)

How to have Safe Sex: a lesson by Lil Wayne. (amygrindhouse)

Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson shooting for their own sitcom! (smack)

Brangelina = Scotch Brite. WTF? (bedhead)

Nas and Kelis' stimulus package: Name their baby, get some money. (POTP)

Pink and Carey Hart try marriage v2.0 this summer! (gabby)

Chris Brown releases apology song to Rihanna? (bitten)

John Cena's dad sh*ts on WWE storylines!! (wrestling)

Angelina's knocked up again?!..and MORE!!!

Brad Garrett hates Arabs? (videoblogging)

Jessica Simpson's ass cheeks!! Try to find her thong...bet you can't! (amygrindhouse)

Paris Hilton works her wonky eye with Doug Reinhardt in London. (smack)

Zac Efron gives it up the butt to a guy on an escalator!! (agentbedhead)

Oksana Pochepa is not only Mel Gibson's new girlfriend, but the sexiest 24-year-old I've EVER seen. (POTP)

Brad Pitt planted ANOTHER seed in Angelina Jolie?! (gabby)

Britney Spears getting married in 6 weeks?! (bitten)

Exclusive interviews with tons of superstars at Wrestlemania 25!! (wrestling)

Bonus Link: Lady GaGa is a conehead. (POTP)

Snoop smokes up for you...and MORE!!!

Oklahoma TV reporter and his wife die in a fire. (videoblogging)

Check out Nicole Richie's baby bump! (smack)

Angelina Jolie battling Rose McGowan for a role in Sin City 2. (bedhead)

Watch Snoop smoke some weed! (POTP)

David Hasselhoff tries to pick a fight with Piers Morgan! (gabby)

Amy Winehouse's hubby is gonna be a daddy...and not to Amy's baby! (bitten)

Matt and Jeff Hardy storyline already over?! (wrestling)

Angelina Jolie wants lovers!

The Jolie-Pitt era continues its downfall right now, and just took a step into bad news bears land! During one of the heated arguments that they've been having pretty frequently now, Angelina told Brad that she feels too tied down and wants lovers on the side!! She said she's wanted to be free for a while and was in serious need of an open relationship. And while Brad was initially attracted to Angelina's unconventional behavior, he's pretty traditional when it comes to relationships and isn't too happy at what his wife said.

For the record, I'll take Brad Pitt's sloppy seconds any day. Time to hit the gym, fellas! (And ladies, because you know how Angie rolls!)

Angelina Jolie didn't collapse on set of "Salt"

There were reports from OK! magazine that Angelina Jolie ended up collapsing on the set of her new flick Salt. The actual quote was this:

To be fair, it was after she'd filmed a strenuous scene in which she ran around the set, but it was still shocking to see her crumble...there was something very wrong with her fitness levels if she couldn't handle a couple of action scenes.

But a rep for Sony, the studio behind the movie, killed the rumor and said that it wasn't true at all. Puhlease, Angie is a legend. There's no possible way she'd ever collapse on set after a couple action scenes!

A very Brangelina wedding?

Are we finally going to see Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tie the knot? It's looking like it. Brad is apparently so stressed out at basically being a single dad while Angelina is out shooting her new film Salt and doing all of her humanitarian stuff, that he's starting to think he's not coming first in her life. And meanwhile during all of this, Angie wants another kid. So Brad is finally putting his foot down and giving her an ultimatum -- he wants her to marry him or there won't be anymore children and he's done!

Surprisingly, Angie seems to be going along with it. She's planning on wearing a classic wedding dress like her mother wore when she married Jon Voight, and Brangie is planning on a small, intimate New Orleans wedding near one of the homes they own.

Wow. Well-played, Bradley.

Is Miley on Team Angelina or Team Aniston?

Miley Cyrus recently sat down with Glamour magazine, and the topic of the whole Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston feud came up. Miley was asked which side she was on, and in one of the smartest moves she could've made, she said both.

This is actually funny. I'm a huge Jennifer Aniston fan and a huge Angelina Jolie fan. Jennifer Aniston can put on a plain black dress, with plain makeup and hair, and look so stunning. Angelina always looks so comfortable in her own skin: At a premiere she was wearing a pantsuit — what woman throws that on and looks smoking hot? (Angelina) also changed every couple of years, going from wild child to being a mom and having a normal life, (while Jennifer) bounced back after her divorce. She could have gone crazy with so many different guys, but she didn't. If anything like that ever happens to me, I'm like, Pull a Jennifer, Miley! She is so classy.

Please. Something like that already happened to Miley. Her and Nick Jonas broke up, then pics of her wearing barely anything popped up all over the web. Just wait until she's dumped after she's 18. I'm predicting full out nudes.

Trouble in paradise for Brangelina?

It's bad news bears over in the Jolie-Pitt house. Angelina got back home the other night after a long day of shooting her upcoming flick Salt, and found their 6 kids raising hell downstairs. Where was Brad? Upstairs in their bedroom kicked back with a brew watching a DVD. Angelina TWEAKED on him, which is apparently their second huge blowout in the last few weeks.

It's not looking good for Brangelina. Sleeping in separate bedrooms, Angie staying at a hotel (partly because of shooting her movie), and now blowouts? I said it once and I'll say it again -- somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is sipping on a cocktail smiling.