What's Fergie have in common with Megan Fox??...and MORE!!!

Rapper Dolla shot to death! (VBT)

Fergie loves her some vag!! (amygrindhouse)

Mary Carey's next porn -- Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw. What a slap in the face. (smack)

Willem Dafoe's new movie just sounds...weird. Really really weird. (bedhead)

Sophie Marceau vs Monica Bellucci -- who's more red hot? (ayyyy)

Uhh..Miley Cyrus is fat in a bikini? (POTP)

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting a baby girl! (gabby)

Matilda Rose Ledger is growing up so fast!! (bitten)

RAW is cancelled for next week?!? (wrestling)

PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BLOGGER'S CHOICE AWARDS!!!

Joe Jonas tells kids that pain pills are candy...and MORE!!!

Boston Red Sox announcer Jerry Remy diagnosed with lung cancer again. (VBT)

Victoria Beckham strips down for Armani. (amygrindhouse)

Happy 21st birthday, Brooke Hogan! Too bad you look like a 45-year-old tranny. (smack)

Would you want Lady GaGa's crazy ass at your 19th birthday party? This kid does. (bedhead)

Tom Hanks wants YOU! (ayyyy)

Kate Gosselin speaks on Jon's possible affair. She kinda sounds like a disappointed mother more than a pissed off wife. (POTP)

Joe Jonas was a drug dealer?! FTW!! (gabby)

Miss California goes from getting questioned about gay marriage to getting porn offers. (bitten)

Batista retiring?! (wrestling)

Stephen Dorff, Christina Ricci, and Adam Sandler making porn

Take a look at that threesome, huh? Get used to it, because you'll see something like it sans the clothes soon. Stephen Dorff, Christina Ricci (who's gotten a sh*t ton hotter since she was Wednesday Addams back in the day) and Adam Sandler are going to star in Born to Be a Star, which is a flick about the legendary pornstar Dick Shadow (hahaha). Stephen will play Dick, with Christina playing the girlfriend of a fella who learns that his parents were pornstars, and plans to follow in their footsteps.

$100 says we see Christina Ricci's boobies, and $1,000 to anyone who keeps Adam Sandler's fat ass clothed. (No offense Adam...I got nothin' but 603 love for ya!)

Lindsay Lohan's porn gift

How do you bribe a scandalous celeb into starring in one of your porn flicks? Buy her a Maserati!! That's where Lindsay Lohan's brand new ride came from -- porn director Dennis DeSantis. LiLo hasn't signed on to star in one of his movies, but she HAS caused $10,000 worth of damages to the car already after her assistant banged it up a little the other night.

If I were Dennis, I'd be ripsh*t. And demand that she star in a movie. Then again, who wants to see a girl who is withering away and can probably hide behind a tree trunk (no sexual pun intended) naked in a porn?

Bob Barker - Porn Star?!?!?

Holy crap!! Bob Barker was almost a porn star!! Apparently back when he wasn't wearing Depends, Bob was actually a pretty good looking and jacked guy. He did some modeling and while he was posing as a gas station attendant once, he caught the attention of some people in the porn industry and was offered a role in a XXX movie! He turned it down then went on to host The Price is Right, but...can you imagine if Bob's famous line was still "Come on down!"

Hehehe...that would've been awesome.

Is Adriana Lima knocked up??...and MORE!!!

Hey, look! Over there! It's a celebrity lollipoll!! (celeb news)

DJ AM and Travis Barker show some love. (smack)

Octomom doing porn?!?! (candy)

LiLo Watch '09. Survey says...she still needs a burger. (POTP)

Adriana Lima eloped because she's got a bun in the oven?! (gabby)

Julia-Louis Dreyfus' body is SLAMMIN! (bitten)

TNA Lockdown spoilers!! (wrestling)

Jessica Biel wants to go from sexy woman to man?!...and MORE!!!

Christina Aguilera smells. (smack)

The Cosby Show goes XXX. Yes, I'm serious. (candy)

Paris Hilton's new BFF looks like ASS. (ayyyy)

What looks more perky to you? Jennifer Aniston's left boob, or her Adam's apple? (POTP)

Jessica Biel wants to be a man. Yes, I'm serious about this, too. (gabby)

Beyonce appearing on X Factor. (bitten)

LiLo and SamRo in close to Done-O? (yuddy)

Matt Hardy leaks info about Jeff winning the WWE title?! (wrestling)

Kevin Smith gets R-rating for his porno movie

Okay, here's the dilly, yo. Director Kevin Smith (the creepy guy in the pic over there. He directed Clerks) made a movie called Zack and Miri Make a Porno and it got an NC-17 rating. Makes sense since it sounds like there's gonna be a lot of...umm...touching in the area where people pee. Apparently it's not like that and it's more of a comedy, so he appealed the rating and won. Now it's an R-rated movie, which means kids under 17 can see it with their parents.

Okay, so I saw Wedding Crashers with my mom and it was really uncomfortable sitting there while scenes of girls showing their boobies were being thrown on beds. I don't think I'd go see a movie about a porn with her. And anyone that sees this movie with their parents is just creepy.

That being said, I bet Angelina Jolie and her brother already saw a sneak screening. And made out after.

You thought Miley Cyrus was bad? Meet Ali Lohan.

Everyone gives Miley crap for posting pics of her in her underwear (which is understandable, but when you think about it, it's not like it's see-through. It's the same as a bikini bottom), but what about Ali Lohan?

She's 14 and met with a porn director!!! Mom must be proud.