Maksim Chmerkovskiy wants babies with Karina Smirnoff NOW

Karina Smirnoff may be in love with fellow Dancing with the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy, but she thinks he's laying it on a little heavy by pressuring her to have kids now, even though they're not getting married for another 13 months.

Maksim is asking for a baby, but I said, 'Why don't we start with a dog first and see how that goes.' He wastes no time. He wants babies right away. I love the idea, but I am not ready yet. I am still trying to convince Maksim to get a dog, but we'd never be home to take care of it. So we need to get a dog before a baby.

Maksim kinda sounds demanding and overbearing. They start dating in October, then 2 months later he proposes to her? Granted, she accepted, but still -- what's the rush? Now he wants a kid now before they're even married? Karina even said that he's pretty much planning out the wedding because she never stopped to think about what her dream wedding day would be, but Maksim has. He actually sounds kinda creepy.

Nicole Kidman wants Tom Cruise to have another baby

I'm assuming you're having the same "WTF?!" reaction after reading the title to this story as I did when I found out about it. Nicole Kidman is pretty much begging Tom Cruise to have another kid with Katie Holmes. Tom and Nicole's children really want a baby sister, and apparently Nicole doesn't want to be the one to push it out. She also had a little word of advice for Katie, giving her the heads up that the women in Tom's life are expected to "put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard."

Okay, I still think Tom is bat sh*t crazy, but what does that say about Nicole?! "Hi, ex-husband, PLEASE bang your wife and knock her up so our children can have a baby sister!" Yeah, I can't picture my Mom ever asking my Dad to have a kid with the lady he's married to now. I'm pretty convinced that Tom and anyone around him are just out of their f*cking gords.

Jennifer Aniston wants David Schwimmer to father her child?

It's like a straight up episode of Friends, but real life this time. Jennifer Aniston has gotten in touch with her former co-star, David Schwimmer, and asked him to become the father of her child. Jen is hoping that David will agree to provide his sperm for artificial insemination. On top of that, they both agreed that if they were single by the age of 40, they'd elope together.

Here's why I think this story is absolutely false -- in one episode of Friends, Jen and David's characters of Rachel and Ross promised to get married to each other if they were both single at 40. Also, Ross accidentally knocked up Rachel after a drunken hook-up. It just sounds too much like the show to be the real deal.

Mariah and Nick visit a fertility clinic

Nick apparently can't get the job done with his Cannon (pat on the back for that pun), because he and Mariah Carey have started visiting fertility clinics for help with getting knocked up. They've been trying on their own for a year and they haven't been able to get it done, and they want to have a baby before Mariah turns 40 next year.

Maybe they should go to the Octomom for advice.

Nas and Kelis expecting first child

Nas and Kelis (who, for the record, I had no frickin clue were married) are expecting their first child together. Kelis is in her first trimester and is already rocking a little baby bump. It'll be her first child and Nas' second.

Guess her milkshake is gonna start bringing the babies to the yard.

Eric Dane trying to be a Daddy Mac

The man known as McSteamy has spilled that beans to Nancy O'Dell of Access Hollywood that he and wife Rebecca Gayheart are working on starting a family.

We're currently working on having kids. I want to have kids. I'm ready.

I'd be willing to bet men and women everywhere are pissed and jealous that Eric Dane and Rebecca get to practice having kids over and over again.

J-Lo wants more kids

I'm convinced that Jennifer Lopez never wants to look like she does in that picture ever again. Just months after popping out two huge twin babies, J-Lo wants Marc Anthony to plant the seed again. The Latin couple is apparently hoping to have one more baby so they can have a full house.

Hmm...The Brady Bunch: The Next Generation?

Shanna Moakler wants more kids

Travis Barker's ex-wife Shanna Moakler has come out and said that she wants more kids.

I'd actually love two more but I think just one -- just one and then I'm going to be done.

That "one" will join Shanna's two children from Travis, and one child from ex-boyfriend Oscar de la Hoya. But something Shanna doesn't have "one" of -- a man. Wonder how she plans on making that one work.

Ellen Pompeo's hubby is gonna get some!!

Ellen Pompeo, better known as Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy, is officially starting her mid-life crisis. She's 38, still smokin' hot, but worried that she's running out of time to have a baby and that her biological clock is ticking.

Her hubby Christopher Ivery has some work to do! Try Viagra or Viaprin, my friend. Because apparently you've been failing miserably on your own.

Brad made Angelina have kids

Angelina Jolie told People magazine that she planned on having all of her children adopted, but when she fell in love with Brad Pitt, she realized she wanted to get pregnant with his kids.

How sappy. I could vomit out of lameness.

Jamie Lynn knocked up again?!

Rumor has it Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up with her second child just 3 1/2 months after giving birth to her first daughter, Maddie Briann. Apparently she was expecting her period by early September, but when she didn't get it, she took a home pregnancy test and it came back positive. Her mother Lynne is said to be absolutely ripsh*t (and rightfully so.)

I'm not really sure I believe this rumor, but it obviously needed to be reported, so we'll see what happens in the next couple days. But if it's true, if I were Lynne Spears, I'd smack the ever-living crap out of Jamie Lynn.

LeAnn Rimes wants babies

After celebrating her 26th birthday and 7th wedding anniversary to husband Dean Sheremet this past weekend, LeAnn Rimes said she wants to start celebrating babies.

We're ready, definitely. (Keith Urban is) encouraging us to start gettin' on it!

You know you should start second-guessing your marriage when suddenly you can have sex with your wife because Keith Urban says it's okay.