David Archuleta's dad arrested

David Archuleta's father Jeff was arrested for misdemeanor soliciting a prostitute at a massage parlor in Utah back in January. Apparently the place was known for giving happy endings, and the masseuses even dressed like skanks (Jeff's masseuse was wearing a pair of lace panties.) A "concerned citizen" (which is probably a really p*ssy-whipped husband) called the police after he became concerned at what the masseuses were wearing. The cops set up a one-day undercover sting, then raided the place -- it just so happened Jeff was the only customer there during the raid, and he was caught in mid-backrub. He later admitted that he got sexual favors. Surprisingly, Jeff didn't fight it and he pleaded "no contest" while paying a $582 fine.

Dude! $582 for a massage AND prostitute sex? I'll do it for the story -- road trip to Utah!

Fight pics make you go Sham-WOW!!

By now you've all heard the story about Vince Shlomi AKA The Shamwow Guy and the prostitute that he beat the sh*t out of. He bought her for $1,000 straight up sex, and he ended up kissing her during it, a big no-no. So she bit his tongue, he punched her in the face a few times to get her to let go, then went to the hotel lobby that he was in and called the cops. Pics of both Vince and the hooker, Sasha Harris, have surfaced online, as well as the crime scene, which you can check out here.

Dude, the Shamwow guy looks like total sh*t! And the hooker looks even worse!