Chicago Cubs' pitcher Carlos Zambrano ejected from last night's game

You're probably sitting there thinking, "So what? Players get ejected from games all the time." I won't spoil the surprise for you, but just watch this 2-minute clip and see how Carlos takes out his frustration. It's f*cking hilarious.



And now, check out a quick 45-second interview with Carlos about how he takes out his aggression. At least he was a good sport about it, even though he really does act like a spoiled brat.

Best commercial ever

When I first saw this commercial for the Schick Quattro for Women, I died laughing because I knew EXACTLY what they were going for. Then I realized my mother was sitting on the couch behind me and I felt really awkward and uncomfortable. But right below this is the commercial for the new razor, which shows bushes being trimmed (get the analogy?) Below that one that's been deemed too provocative for the US, so it's just being aired in the UK and obviously on the Internet. Check 'em out, they're good for a laugh, and instructions on how girls should...ahem...maintain themselves.


U.S. Version


U.K. Version

Not celebrity news, but this the BEST ebay item EVER.

If you're having a bad day or just feel like having a good laugh, check out this ebay item up for auction. There's a story that goes with it, so make sure you scroll all the way down and read it! It's one of the funniest things I've ever read (and may teach people not to cheat on their "significant others!")

Jane Fonda drops C-BOMB on The Today Show (VIDEO)

Someone drops an F-Bomb on live TV: big news.

Someone drops a (cringe) C-Bomb on live TV: reaaallllyyy big news.

That someone who dropped the C-Bomb on live TV is an elderly woman: priceless.

Watch as 70 year-old Jane Fonda says the dirty-C on the Today Show this morning.
Warning -- C-Bomb ahead:



I bet she's called a waitress that when she screwed up her blue plate special at IHOP before. Shame on you, dirty old elderly lady.

People Getting Punched Just Before Eating

Here's one of the two highlights from this past Saturday Night's "SNL." Honestly I didn't waste my time watching the show since lately I'd rather watch Bea Arthur sex tapes, but I'm guessing this and the Foo Fighters performance were the 2 highlights and that's all. Anyway -- this is straight up classic. "Full Recovery" = sweet.