Melanie Griffith rehab

Melanie Griffith has checked into a rehab facility in Utah for undisclosed reasons, but we all know she's battling the same bad habit that sent her to rehab twice before -- she's a boozebag. And it sounds like it's taking a huge toll on her marriage to Antonio Banderas, because he's the one that actually made her check in this time around.

Hey, you know what they say...third time's a charm! And I'll totally drink to that!

Melanie Griffith looks nothing like this anymore...and MORE!!!

AAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!! Mike Tyson is a fat f**k!!! (smack)

Aboriginals pissed that Nicole Kidman blew their instrument. I can't make this stuff up. (candy)

Antonio Banderas not happy with Melanie Griffith's looks? (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian's look gets classier? (POTP)

Fall Out Boy members almost get arrested for throwing free concert. (gabby)

Dennis Quaid reaches settlement with Cedars-Sinai for his twins being overdosed. (bitten)

TNA announces new one-hour TV show! (wrestling)

Jessica Biel has junk in the trunk...and MORE!!!

Goodbye Tila Tequila, hello hot bisexual twins. (smack)

Why all men should want to hook up with Melanie Griffith: no teeth = no pain. (candy)

Kid Rock has officially turned into my 79-year-old grandfather. (ayyyy)

Just call her J-ASS-ica Biel. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan is turning over a new leaf. (gabby)

Peep the red carpet pics from the American Music Awards last night! (bitten)

Badass Travis Barker is back. He's suing over the plane crash!! (yuddy)

Stories about Jeff Hardy being found unconscious in hotel room FALSE?! (wrestling)