Jessica Biel has junk in the trunk...and MORE!!!

Goodbye Tila Tequila, hello hot bisexual twins. (smack)

Why all men should want to hook up with Melanie Griffith: no teeth = no pain. (candy)

Kid Rock has officially turned into my 79-year-old grandfather. (ayyyy)

Just call her J-ASS-ica Biel. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan is turning over a new leaf. (gabby)

Peep the red carpet pics from the American Music Awards last night! (bitten)

Badass Travis Barker is back. He's suing over the plane crash!! (yuddy)

Stories about Jeff Hardy being found unconscious in hotel room FALSE?! (wrestling)