Danielle Staub Jill Zarin fight

It was New Jersey vs New York the other night when Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Danielle Staub and ended up in a shoving match with Jill Zarin, who stars in Real Housewives of New York. Apparently, Jill went to sick next to Kim Kardashian at an event, but Danielle ended up shoving Jill out of the way so she could grab the seat. She eventually got up and left after Jill kept talking sh*t to her.

Jill totally shoulda thrown some right hooks at her and maybe a few jabs...mighta helped Danielle's looks out a bit. The funny thing is she looks like someone went slap-happy on her with a frying pan, but she thinks she's sexy.

2 "Real Housewives of New York City" cast members get slashed

See, that title is what we call a "teaser," because it sucks you into the story and makes you want to read it. It's a little misleading -- two cast members have been cut, but not people. More like, what's ON a cast member. Jill Zarin ended up getting a breast reduction surgery recently, cutting her G-cups down to...well, something smaller. She said she feels 20 pounds lighter. Bravo and Jill were trying to keep it a secret so they could reveal it on the next season of Real Housewives of New York, but the secret slipped out.

I really need to do more studying of boobs, because I thought the biggest you could go were Double-D's. Guess I was wayyyyy off. Although, I can't imagine walking around with G-spots...umm...I mean G-cups.