Erin Andrews Oprah

Erin Andrews will appear on an episode of Oprah that airs next Friday on September 11, and she talks about the horrible scandal that went on with her being filmed through a peephole in July. She said that whole footage was a total "nightmare" and that she "opened up the computer and I could feel my heart pounding." But while some people would wanna straight up hide after that, she's actually excited to get back to work in the fall, saying that "it's really going to help heal my wounds."

Oprah Mediterranean cruise

Oprah may never be generous with her staff again. The Big O decided to fly out all of her staff (and their guests) to Barcelona, Spain so that all of them could enjoy a cruise around the Mediterranean for a week. It turned out to be one of the worst ideas ever, and I can't imagine Oprah isn't ripsh*t right now. During the week-long ship stay, two of Oprah's staffers were caught having sex on the deck, one guy got so wasted that he missed the ship leaving the port in Athens and had to catch up with everyone at the next port, and one dude was found passed out next to the ship's nightclub...BUTT ASS NAKED. On top of that, Oprah's longtime boyfriend Stedman was nowhere to be found, but her BFF Gayle King was attached at her hip.

How much you wanna bet the two people caught having sex on the main deck were Oprah and Gayle? Come on..you KNOW they hook up -- we've even reported about it!

Oprah Winfrey secret diaries missing

Oprah Winfrey is sh*tting a brick right now. Her secret diaries, which reveal some JUICY details about her life, are missing and she's nervous that if they get out in the public eye, her longtime boyfriend Stedman Graham will leave her. Oprah has actually told her close, close friends about some of the contents of the journals, and they opened their big ass mouths! So what's scribbled on the pages?

1) Oprah and Gayle King share the same bed VERY often. Not a big deal for best friends, right? Well, it is when they're best friends THAT HOOK UP! Ohhhh yeahhh...we gots a little bit of lesbian love going on between Oprah and Gayle, baby!

2) She trashes the hell out of Dr. Phil (who I can't f*cking stand one bit. I really wish someone would kick him straight in the testicles with a high heel.) The big O has apparently called him "a snake who can't be trusted."

3) She writes down her frustration about her eating habits getting wayyyy out of control. She eats pounds and pounds of foods in a sitting, and even admits to polishing off an entire cake herself and fried chicken!

It's actually not that big of a deal -- we know she's gotten fat and we know Dr. Phil should be dipped in acid. But if the whole deal about Oprah and Gayle double-clicking each other's mouse are true -- that'd be AWESOME! Not in the "Wow, that's hot" sense, but in the "Holy sh*t that's f*cked up" sense.

Angelina Jolie dethrones Oprah on Forbes list

Every year, Forbes magazine releases a list of the top 100 richest celebrities, and for the last few years, Oprah Winfrey has been hanging on top in the #1 spot. This year, it's a little different. Angelina Jolie has dethroned her, taking her #1 spot and moving Oprah down to #2.

Congrats to Angie, and you can make those checks out to Jadd and Jackson Blue. Please and thanks.

Oprah snubs Kirstie Alley?

Kirstie Alley is blaming the fact that she packed on 83 pounds for getting snubbed by Oprah. Apparently, Oprah promised that she'd ink Kirstie to a pretty lucrative talk show deal, but after Kirstie started ballooning back up after leaving Jenny Craig, Oprah randomly offered the deal to the super hot Jenny McCarthy.

I'm kinda thinking this story is partly untrue, at least the Oprah snubbing Kirstie for the weight-gain part. How is Oprah going to screw someone out of a talk show deal because of their weight when she's the most notorious yo-yo dieter in the limelight? If it IS true though, Oprah is officially a huge d*ck.

Anna Wintour told Oprah to lose 20 pounds

Oprah Winfrey graced the cover of Vogue magazine in 1998 looking like a lean, mean, talk-show-hosting machine! What you didn't know, though, was that Oprah was a little chunky just before the shoot, and was told by the mag's editor Anna Wintour to drop 20 pounds.

It was a very gentle suggestion. I went to Chicago to visit Oprah, and I suggested that it might be an idea that she lose a little bit of weight. I said simply that you might feel more comfortable. She was a trouper! She totally welcomed the idea, and she went on a very stringent diet. It was one of our most successful covers ever.

11 years later, Oprah has admittedly ballooned back up to over 200 pounds. Maybe it's time Anna tells her to drop some poundage again, and reward her with a re-make of her Vogue cover? Talk about incentive.

Susan Boyle talks to Oprah

Susan Boyle was a guest via satellite on Oprah yesterday, coincidentally while Simon Cowell was an in-studio guest. During the chat, Susan talked about how she's living a dream right now, and how singing helped her cope with the loss of her mother.

Pretty awesome to be recognized in the street and asked for autographs. I'm getting quite a few fan letters and cards from around the globe. I'm loving every second of it. It takes a bit of time to take in because it happened so quickly. I'm really enjoying every second of it. It's like a dream come true. My mom died two years ago. After that there was a wee period where I didn't sing. You try and keep going through that pain and that's what I try to do with my singing. I am very slowly getting over it. One of the reasons I applied to the TV show was to see if I could perform in front of an audience.

Some people gain fame and their head and ego both swell up to dimensions unknown and they turn into total uber-douches. Then there's the Susan Boyle's of the world who are still down-to-earth and act like they did before anyone else other than family knew they existed. And that, my friends, is cool.

Oprah was almost a Senator?

The Illinois Governor who has caused a bunch of drama because he was going to auction off President Obama's Senate seat, Rod Blagojevich, was on Good Morning America yesterday and said that he considered naming Oprah Winfrey to the seat. Oprah had absolutely no idea about it until she watched GMA. Her BFF Gayle King called her during her radio show to get some reaction comments from her.

My plan was to get up and watch Good Morning America and work out and then I just thought, 'Let me just lay here another half hour.' If I had been watching, as I normally watch -- from the treadmill, I would have fallen off the treadmill. I'm pretty amused by the whole thing.

Oprah told Gayle she wouldn't have taken the seat because she has no time between all of her jobs, but that she thought she could do a pretty kickass job.

Oprah is fat

I really don't understand why this is such a huge f**king news story and is on EVERY single website I look at and was a story on Good Morning America. Oprah is fat. She's 200 pounds. She hates the fact that she busted her ass and got really skinny and now she's fat again. She's embarrassed. She blames a thyroid problem.

WHO CARES?! I'm fat, too. Am I making a huge deal about it? No. I'm working out to try and lose weight. So Oprah, do us all a favor. Shut the f**k up and get to a gym instead of bitching about it and making excuses. Because you're making me want to punch a puppy in the skull, and I happen to like puppies.

Oprah comments on joining Obama's adminstration

Even if I was offered, I still have contractual commitments and what could I do? I do what I do best on TV every day.

And what you do best would be...battling your weight?

Celeb homes in danger of being burned down

I'm sure you've all heard of the wild fires burning in California right now in the Montecito section. What you might not know is that many celebrity homes are seriously in danger of being burned to the ground because they are so close to the action. Back to the Future star Christopher Lloyd already lost his home over the weekend, and it's being said that stars including Oprah, Steve Martin, Steven Spielberg, and Rob Lowe are in danger of losing theirs.

That is the opposite of what is good. We hope everyone stays safe and everything turns out okay!

Sam and Lindsay light up London...and MORE!!!

Jennifer Aniston appears on Oprah to discuss her comments about Angelina Jolie! (smack)

Adriana Lima pees her pants? (candy)

Kerry Washington is the headless horseman!! (ayyyy)

Here's a sign of good parenting: Grammar school kids want to kill Obama. (POTP)

The original James Bond (Roger Moore) hates the latest Bond movies!! (gabby)

SamRo and LiLo bring their love across the Pond! (bitten)

Christian Cage heading back to WWE?! (wrestling)

John Travolta could kick Mr. T's ass...and MORE!!!

William Shatner is such a whiny little bitch. (smack)

Mickey Rourke is all classy when talking about Evan Rachel Wood. (candy)

Catherine Zeta Jones' dress WILL hypnotize you. (ayyyy)

John Travolta looks like this guy Zsa Zsa that I used to have nightmares about when I was a kid. No, seriously. (POTP)

Charlie Sheen picks his daughters over strippers for once. (gabby)

Brad Pitt hits up Oprah. (bitten)

Daniel Craig's thoughts on James Bond going black? (yuddy)

WWE releases 2 wrestlers and a Diva! (wrestling)

Christina Applegate on Oprah today

Christina Applegate will be a guest on Oprah later on this afternoon to discuss her experience with breast cancer. I'm not sure, but I think it'll get pretty emotional, with her talking about getting both of her breasts removed and the initial shock of finding out she had cancer. She tells Oprah that even though she's cancer-free now, she still shakes when she thinks about it and talks about it.

This is about as serious as you'll see me get, and I really think this is something everybody, man or woman, should watch. I now return you to my regular goofiness.

Oprah loses her eyelashes at DNC

Oprah Winfrey was at the Democratic National Convention last night during Obama's acceptance speech and reportedly balled her eyes out so much that she almost "cried her eyelashes out."

Good thing that didn't happen, because without fake eyelashes and makeup, Oprah looks like this:

Cosby Show reunion on Oprah

Yesterday's Oprah featured child stars from the 70s and 80s, which included a Cosby family reunion. Most of the cast of The Cosby Show joined Oprah on an exact replica of the Cosby living room and sat down to talk about the impact the show had on the African-American community and how the world started to change their views of African-Americans. All of the "children" were there except Lisa Bonet, who couldn't make it because she had a baby. Bill Cosby joined via satellite, but Phylicia Rashad (who played Claire Huxtable) wasn't in attendance at all. Here's how they look now, all grown up!

The man himself, Bill Cosby! He played Cliff Huxtable.

Sabrina LaBeauf, who played the eldest daughter Sondra.

Tempestt Bledsoe, who played Vanessa.

Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who played Theo.

Keshia Knight Pulliam (one of the most gorgeous girls EVER in my opinion), who played Rudy.

Raven-Symone, who played Olivia.

Oprah's dead dogs are solid gold

$10 says they drop a golden nugget on her head.

Barbara Walters is a home wrecker!!

Barbara Walters is a hussy! On an episode of Oprah that will be airing next week, Barbara goes on the record and says that years ago she had an affair with Senator Edward Brooke, who is the first elected black Senator ever. She said that the affair was kept tightly underwraps because they both knew it could ruin their careers.

I don't know why I find this so funny. Maybe it's because Barbara Walters is now older than dirt, yet in the last week she's confessed to having an affair back in the day and also said she was going to pose topless for a magazine (relax, she was poking fun of the Miley Cyrus picture).

Eh, I'd makeout with her...

Tom Cruise on Oprah, Part 2

Oh man, it's goin' down!! Tom Cruise is appearing once again on Oprah as part of his "25-year anniversary" in film. Remember what happened the last time he was on? Here's a refresher...



He's bat sh*t crazy! I love it!

HOT Fergie bikini pics! (and more)

Spicy Fergie bikini pics! Damn... she must be workin' on her fitness overtime! (POTP)

Paris Hilton gets new reality show... about grooming dogs??? WTF??? (candy)

Lance Armstrong finished his first Boston Marathon in ____ place! (bitten)

Tom Cruise seriously looks like Katie Holmes' play doll. I think she may carry him in her pocketbook. (ayyyy)

Jordin Sparks singing career may be over due to throat injury. (gabby)

Hermione turns 18 and gives paparazzi a birthday crotch shot! (dlist)

Check out Oprah Winfrey's burial mask! (popbytes)

WATCH THE VIDEO of presidential candidates (Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain) to air on WWE RAW tonight! Yup. The REAL candidates have taped messages to the wrestling fans!!! Every vote counts! (wrestling)