Katie Price Baywatch UK

Katie Price (who is also known as Jordan) is on tap to star in a British version of the hit show 90's show Baywatch, according to David Hasselhoff. The Hoff has been planning a UK version of the lifeguard show for a couple years now, not to mention a movie that's in talks about being made, and he hand-picked Katie/Jordan to star in the UK series.

I’ve been thinking about basing a new show over here. It would be called UK-Watch. And Jordan is certainly feisty and has curves in all the right places.

Curves in all the right places? Are you f*cking kidding me? I haven't used that line since I was in 7th grade and talked to girls on old school dial-up AOL when my screen name was JSNWARRIOR. Curves in all in the right places...what a f*cking loser.

Bartman's Back, amigos!!

In an update from a story a couple of weeks ago, The Simpsons is back on the air in Venezuela! It was yanked for not being "kid appropriate" and replaced with the boobies of Baywatch Hawaii.

Well, the boobies have been removed and The Simpsons are back, just at a more appropriate time slot.

Score one for the Bartman. Aye caramba!

Venezuela says: "Adios, El Barto!"

Venezuela has just become so ass-backwards that I'm convinced the Spears sisters are running the country. According to reports, The Simpsons have been yanked off the air for being "inappropriate for children." Apparently over there, it's aired at 11am, so I can understand that maybe it's a little too early to be airing a program with that sort of content.

So what's its replacement? Baywatch Hawaii. No, seriously.

Tell me something...what's worse? Having kids see Bart Simpson's yellow cartoon ass every now and then, or seeing hot, tanned, half naked girls running on a beach while their boobs bounce so low that they leave craters in the ground, and bounce so high that they knock airplanes out of the sky?

Hmm...now that I think about it, I'm moving to Venezuela. Adios, amigos!