Demi Moore says she's 100% real...and MORE!!

Demi Moore has never had plastic surgery. Yeah, right. (amygrindhouse)

Watch DJ AM and Travis Barker rip it up. (smack)

Kelly Brook in lingerie. 'Nuff said. (bedhead)

Audrina Patridge quits The Hills. (POTP)

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo back together? (gabby)

Kara DioGuardi records studio version of her own song. (bitten)

Jeff Hardy headed to TNA?? (wrestling)

Andy Dick dodges the slammer...and MORE!!!

Voting for Idol may be x-rated, but taking celebrity polls isn't! (celeb news)

It's so lovely to see Britney in a bikini again. (smack)

Rachel Bilson could make a sexy lamp shade. (candy)

Paris practices her oral skills in public. On herself. (ayyyy)

Diddy tells Ellen why he let Chris Brown and Rihanna reunite at his house. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston officially hates relationships. (gabby)

TMZ saves Andy Dick from jail! (bitten)

Danny Bonaduce wrestling for TNA?! (wrestling)

BONUS LINK: Britney tells everyone that her box is hanging out!! (smack)

Britney and Justin meet up and get awkward...and MORE!!!

Ever wonder what Boy George looks like without makeup? (smack)

I swear, Brooke Hogan's boobs get bigger every time I see a new pic of her. (candy)

Katie Holmes reminds me a lot of Cleopatra. (ayyyy)

Britney and Justin awkwardly reunite! (POTP)

David Archuleta proves that fame doesn't break you a first kiss. (gabby)

Sienna Miller is a drunk ass mess. (bitten)

Kevin Nash blogs from the hospital. (wrestling)

Katy Perry is engaged...and MORE!!!

The winner of Survivor: Gabon, Bob Crowley, is interviewed!! (smack)

Ashlee Simpson likes it up the poop shoot. Seriously. (candy)

Tom Cruise uses his Scientology powers to put baby in a trance. (ayyyy)

Britney and Ellen spread the Holiday cheer. (POTP)

Katy Perry kissed a Gym Class Hero and she liked it...so much that she's engaged. (gabby)

Stevie Wonder will dance his blind ass off on Dancing with the Stars. (bitten)

**SPOILER ALERT** New tag team champions crowned in TNA? (wrestling)

Melanie Griffith looks nothing like this anymore...and MORE!!!

AAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!! Mike Tyson is a fat f**k!!! (smack)

Aboriginals pissed that Nicole Kidman blew their instrument. I can't make this stuff up. (candy)

Antonio Banderas not happy with Melanie Griffith's looks? (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian's look gets classier? (POTP)

Fall Out Boy members almost get arrested for throwing free concert. (gabby)

Dennis Quaid reaches settlement with Cedars-Sinai for his twins being overdosed. (bitten)

TNA announces new one-hour TV show! (wrestling)

Wow...I was somewhat x-rated with these link captions. My bad...but ENJOY!!!

Kelly Ripa's husband will marry Howard Stern and his girlfriend. (smack)

Is that a kiddie toucher holding Clay Aiken's baby?! Oh no, it's just Clay and his fat face. (candy)

President Bush may love the booty, but he hates a sweaty woman. (ayyyy)

Rihanna's boobs love tigers, and her vajajay loves leopards. (POTP)

LiLo and SamRo both keep quiet about their relationship. Which means they're totally having girl-on-girl cuddle time. (gabby)

Rad Girls = MTV's Jackass, but with boobies. (bitten)

Mick Foley jumping ship from WWE to TNA?! (wrestling)