Kenny Chesney girlfriend

Kenny Chesney said just a few months ago that he was still heartbroken over the breakup between he and Renee Zellweger. Turns out the heartache didn't last as long as he thought it would, because he's already dating someone new.

I'm dating a girl who's pretty levelheaded. She's a nurse. She's a real, normal girl. Which is what I need because my life isn't normal.

Normal compared to Renee would be someone who doesn't look like she's sh*tting her pants every 5 seconds, so...we might never find out how "normal" this chick actually is.

Kenny Chesney's favorite prank

How appropriate that on April Fool's Day, country star Pat Green shared a story about Kenny Chesney's favorite prank to pull on people. Pat called into Chicago's US 99 radio and "bared all" about Kenny (you'll get that pun in a second.)

It's true (that he answers the door naked)-- if he wants to mess with you, of course. It's a frightening site, I'm not going to lie to you. One time I saw him jump up on Uncle Kracker's back. He's a big man ... and Kenny has mounted him naked. [laughs] So there's Uncle Kracker doing spin moves, trying to get little Kenny off of him.

This is probably the first and last time a girl will ever wish she was Uncle Kracker.

Does Kenny Chesney like the "twig and berries?"

No worries, ladies. Kenny Chesney very much loves the vajayjay, but not everyone was sure. There were rumors that Kenny was gay after Renee Zellweger cited "fraud" as her reasoning for filing for divorce. Apparently, fraud is another slang term for homosexual.

I'm pretty confident in the fact that I love girls. [laughs] I've got a long line of girls who could testify that I'm not gay. There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod. My first five years on the road were intense, because I was the guy in college who never got laid until I started playing guitar.

Kenny says he's been with "over 100 women," which just makes me want to give him a high-five, and also never let any female member of my family within 20 miles of him.

Kenny Chesney dating a beauty queen?

He's kept his love life pretty underwraps since his split from Renee Zellweger a few years ago, but it looks like Kenny Chesney is bouncing back with a woman who doesn't look like she's eating lemons and farting all the time. (Yeah, that's right Renee, I went there.) Kenny showed up to the CMA's in November with 24-year-old Amy Colley, who was Miss Tennessee in 2005. They also met each other's families during Thanksgiving. Amy's pic is below, and if I do say so myself, Kenny did himself a bang-up job landing this girl.

Kenny Chesney writes song about Renee Zellweger

For those of you that own (or want to own) Kenny Chesney's new album Lucky Old Sun, pay attention to the second-to-last track (Nowhere to Go, Nowhere to Be). It's apparently all about his whopping 4-month marriage to Renee Zellweger, which he says was very tough for him to get over.

It took a while. Years. It's been since 2005.

Kenny IS dating again though, so the heartbreak is over. Then again, how long could you stay heartbroken after you divorce a woman that looks like she's in the middle of pooping all the time?

Trace Adkins is sexy

I didn't say it, but the readers of Country Weekly magazine did. Readers voted him Country's Sexiest Man, which proves old cowboys can still get tail.

Trace Adkins > Kenny Chesney