Jonas Brothers postpone Mexico shows

Just 2 weeks after the swine flu cancelled the Mexican premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, the Jonas Brothers are postponing their scheduled show for Sunday at Arena Monterrey. A statement on the venue's website says the show has been re-scheduled for July 31.

We know the situation is stabilizing and that many fans travel long distances to live the experience of seeing a Jonas Brothers concert. That is why we hope that your experience and your enjoyment of the concert will be as pleasant as possible.

As much as they annoy me (mainly because their fans legit almost burst my eardrums at last year's Kiss Concert with all their shrieking and high-pitchedness), I gotta give the JoBros credit. They could've just cancelled it all together, but they're planning on going back in a couple of months. And honestly, this whole swine flu bull should definitely be cleared up by then. OINK OINK, baby.

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Hugh Jackman movie premiere postponed due to swine flu

This swine flu crap is starting to get annoying. Not only is it annoying us, but it's starting to annoy the stars, too. Hugh Jackman was lined up to premiere his new flick, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, in Mexico City, but with the swine flu outbreak going crazy over there and killing over 100 people, they decided to postpone it. The city has pretty much been quarantined and everyone has been told to not leave their homes, so Fox reps decided "there was no point proceeding under the current conditions."

Ya know, go figure -- with all the talk of weapons of mass destruction and chemical warfare, we start getting killed off and quarantined by a bunch of f*cking pigs.

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