Katie Price Baywatch UK

Katie Price (who is also known as Jordan) is on tap to star in a British version of the hit show 90's show Baywatch, according to David Hasselhoff. The Hoff has been planning a UK version of the lifeguard show for a couple years now, not to mention a movie that's in talks about being made, and he hand-picked Katie/Jordan to star in the UK series.

I’ve been thinking about basing a new show over here. It would be called UK-Watch. And Jordan is certainly feisty and has curves in all the right places.

Curves in all the right places? Are you f*cking kidding me? I haven't used that line since I was in 7th grade and talked to girls on old school dial-up AOL when my screen name was JSNWARRIOR. Curves in all in the right places...what a f*cking loser.

David Hasselhoff rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning

David Hasselhoff is no stranger to making a drunken fool of himself, which is why it's no surprise to hear reports that he was rushed to the hospital over the weekend for alcohol poisoning. Here's where the story gets interesting, though. Radar Online is reporting that David was found on the floor and unconscious by his 16-year-old daughter, who called her mom (and David's ex) Pamela Bach and rushed him to the hospital. His blood-alcohol level was said to be .39. But there's conflicing reports from TMZ that says a lot of what Radar Online is reporting is a bunch of BS and was made up by Pam, which actually puts her "in violation of the court's order precluding contacting the media regarding her ex husband" according to Hoff's lawyer. They say David just had a little too much to drink and was "just fine" the day after.

Gotta love the drama. And I really wouldn't be surprised if Hoff actually got that wasted and needed to be rushed to the hospital, considering how much of a mess he looked on that video of him half-naked on the floor trying to eat a hamburger.

Snoop smokes up for you...and MORE!!!

Oklahoma TV reporter and his wife die in a fire. (videoblogging)

Check out Nicole Richie's baby bump! (smack)

Angelina Jolie battling Rose McGowan for a role in Sin City 2. (bedhead)

Watch Snoop smoke some weed! (POTP)

David Hasselhoff tries to pick a fight with Piers Morgan! (gabby)

Amy Winehouse's hubby is gonna be a daddy...and not to Amy's baby! (bitten)

Matt and Jeff Hardy storyline already over?! (wrestling)

David Hasselhoff is taking over the world

First, he saved us from drowning in the ocean on Baywatch, then he kept the streets free of crime as a detective in Baywatch Nights, then decided to lay the smack down as a judge America's Got Talent, and now, David Hasselhoff is going to be performing the National Anthem at the Las Vegas Bowl. The reason why? The Guinness Book of World Records has him listed as the most watched television star in the world. Seriously, I can't make this sh*t up. Check out a video of him singing below. It'll make you not want to miss the Las Vegas Bowl.

Now David Hasselhoff, on the other hand, is a douchebag.

And this will prove that Michael Phelps is just riding the wave of fame. David Hasselhoff apparently has a globe in his bedroom that's made up entirely of his face. He says it's to show how influential he's been on the world. I'll just let Santino take care of this one.

Robert Downey Jr. loves Mary Palm...and MORE!!!!

Holly and The Hef split up!! (smack)

Robert Downey Jr. really IS Iron Man...when it comes to taming his beast. (candy)

Salma Hayek's boobs are weapons of mass destruction. Seriously. (ayyyy)

Photos from Britney's new video!! (POTP)

David Hasselhoff should judge America's Got Spousal Abuse. (gabby)

Bruce Willis' cloned Demi Moore and started dating her. (bitten)

Johnny Knoxville vs The Great Khali?!?! (wrestling)

David Hasselhoff wants his own castle!

The Hoff wants to get all Skeletor and own his own castle!

I'm looking to buy a castle ... I'll call it the HasselCastle.

Then King Hasselhoff could get sauced any time he wants and have his royal servants hand-feed him sloppy hamburgers while he lays on the castle floors like a beached whale. Excellent.

By the way, the reason he wants a castle??? He wants to use it to perform concerts for his fans. I think he must have been drunk when he said that too.

Knight Rider is Coming Back!

All things old are hip again. (Except in the case of my grandma... she's old but just needs a new hip again.) Case in point -- "Knight Rider" is coming back! (cue wicked awesome Youtube clip:)



NBC is going to air the made for TV movie/pilot for a new "Knight Rider" show. It's being directed by Doug Liman, who also directed "The OC." Well I guess a car has just about as much charisma as Mischa Barton so it should work out fine.

Oh yeah. One more thing. KITT will now be a "shapeshifter" ala "Transformers." And they may go up against other shapeshifters as arch-enemies. Now if they could just somehow mix "The Snorks" into the equation, this could be the best 80's mash-up ever.