Showing posts with label george michael. Show all posts
Showing posts with label george michael. Show all posts

Monday, August 17, 2009

George Michael arrested


George Michael was arrested Friday afternoon across the pond for driving under the influence after he got in an accident with some chick in a truck and seemed totally out of it. The lady who was in the truck that George smashed into, Laurie Rowe, gave the deets on what George was acting after the crash.

[He] seemed completely disorientated, like he had no idea what was going on. He looked totally dazed and even tried to climb into the cab of my [truck]. He kept saying he was worried he would go to jail.

Police released him 5 hours later and didn't charge him. Which boggles my f*cking mind, because if you're climbing into the back of a truck that you just smashed into and you seem that out of it, you're obviously on something. Must be nice to be famous.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

George Michael's message to his fans


After getting busted for possession of pot and cocaine, George Michael had a message for his fans.

I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.

Oh puh-lease, Georgie. When you get arrested for drug possession in a bathroom that's considered a gay hang out, that's the opposite of boring.

Monday, September 22, 2008

George Michael arrested on the can


Well, Elvis Presley died in a bathroom, and now George Michael can say he was arrested in one. He was busted over the weekend for possession of crack and marijuana while hanging out in a bathroom in North London, which is legit considered to be a gay hot spot.

I'm TOTALLY leaving that one alone.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Rumer Willis thinks she's as ugly as Jay Leno...and MORE!!!


John Mayer couldn't keep it in pants. Someone should tell him that his body isn't a wonderland. (smack)

Amy Winehouse turns to George Michael for style (candy)

This isn't celebrity news, but this girl is just way too classy to not include. (ayyyy)

Kate Winslet isn't a big fan of having sex with Leonardo DiCaprio in front of her husband. (POTP)

Rumer Willis can't believe she was included on People's Most Beautiful list. Neither can straight men or lesbians. (gabby)

Kim Kardashian is kissing her ass goodbye. (bitten)

WWE releases 6 superstars! (wrestling)