John Legend rips into the New York Post...and MORE!!!

Check out these celebrity polls or the Iron Sheik will make you HUMMMBBBLLLEEEEE!!! (celeb news)

Mickey Rourke thinks you're number one. (smack)

Sharon Stone can't take a good pic unless her legs are spread. (ayyyy)

John Legend hates the New York Post. (POTP)

Dolly Parton gets Jessica Simpson's back! (gabby)

Ben Stiller makes fun of Joaquin Phoenix. For the record, this was hilarious. (bitten)

Wrestler injured at RAW last night?! (wrestling)

Dolly Parton gets shafted by Hannah Montana

Aunt Dolly got the shaft!! Dolly Parton makes frequent appearances on Miley Cyrus' show Hannah Montana as Hannah's "Aunt Dolly," but she's not going to be appearing in the Hannah Montana movie that hits theaters on April 10. Dolly, who is actually Miley's real-life Godmother, actually wanted to be in the flick, too.

I'm not in the movie. I wish I had been. I assumed that they were gonna be writing me a part.

Dolly said she was actually approached by the show's producers to appear in the movie, but then they didn't follow through. She said there's no hard feelings though.

Miley Cyrus turning country?

With so many artists switching genres already (Jessica Simpson from pop to country, Taylor Swift is rumored to switch from country to pop) it's no wonder that Miley Cyrus wants to join the movement and Jessica in hopping from pop to country. She obviously has the country roots from her father, and she said she'd actually love to work with her godmother.

I would love to work with Dolly Parton. If I get to go back to Nashville, I would love to work with her again. She's just fabulous. She's always so done-up. I think that would be fun to work with someone as legendary as she is.

So if Miley does end up going country and follows in Dolly's footsteps, expect her to have Double D boobs in 2 years.

Keira Knightley talks about her anorexic ribs...and MORE!!!

Amy Winehouse's mother-in-law wants to send her up the creek without a paddle. (smack)

Britney babysits for Gwen and Gavin, and DOESN'T kill little Kingston! (candy)

How much does Madonna look like a starving Somalian? Check out a side by side pic of then and now! (ayyyy)

Keira Knightley is a skinny ass bitch. (POTP)

McSteamy is McSingle? (gabby)

Dolly Parton dead?! (bitten)

Sid Vicious on his way back to WWE? (wrestling)

Dolly Parton on Britney and Lindsay

If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI!

Yeah Dolly? Well if your brain were as big as your boobs, you'd realize that they actually have slept with all the people the tabloids say!

New Music Tuesday!!! (2/26)

Welcome back to my own private hell, that is, listening to the latest releases and giving you honest to goodness reviews, based on the entire albums and not just the singles! We here at Dirtydirtdirt do the work for you! So enjoy the ado.... and begin -

LADIES WEEK!!!!

>So, we've all been waiting and wondering what JANET JACKSON has been up to lately, right? ....(*crickets...crickets*).... Right? (....tumbleweeds blow by my keyboard...) Me neither. She, however has been recording (and presumably other things*) with boyfriend/munchkin Jermaine Dupree, the album "DISCIPLINE". The first single "Feedback" is our first taste of what happens when you lock Janet and JD in a studio for a spell, and while I really have nothing bad to say about the track, it's pretty much standard studio Janet, across the board. Nothing special. Sure, most of it would sound better in a club, but how often are you clubbing it these days? (I'm not talking to you Maloof brothers!!) It doesn't hit like "Rhythm Nation 1814" did, back in the day, and it doesn't have the same kind of 'umph' that "Velvet Rope" did. Does anyone remember another Janet Jackson album besides those two? Nah, me neither. I like Ms. Jackson, (because I'm nasty), but this album is just average to me.
+1.7 Wardrobe Malfunctioning Stars
>ERYKAH BADU finally has an album coming out, and while I am almost convinced that Ms. Badu is literally almost completely crazy now, most great musicians are, so this should be a fun ride. And she does not disappoint, once again. The whole album is a fun, funky, trippy ride, and the closed thing to a complete "album", since the late 1960s. I applaud her efforts and give this album my coveted PICK O'THE WEEK! Sidebar - Her video for 'Honey', is the greatest thing to grace BET in years!
+3.9 AfroStars
>It's always seemed to me, that both the music and the physical being of Mrs. DOLLY PARTON has seemed, how do I say this... Fake, I guess? I mean, she's an earnest, hard working country grrl, who's always overcome adversity... but I like her as a cartoon figure, and a character, and not really a singer. That out of the way, she's a hell of a talent, an American treasure, and the reason why Al-Queda hates our freedoms. I have no take on her new album " Backwoods Barbie". If you like her, I'm sure you'll think it's great. And it can't be worse that most of the crap out there now anyways. Ehh. Sidebar - If you want a glimpse into what Jessica Simpson would look like if she had more/any talent, look no further. It's like looking into a time machine!
+1.2 Bleach Blonde Stars
>MISSY HIGGINS, who's no relation to Bryan Huggins, is next on our all-star line-up of ladies. Anyone who's ever watched an episode of any Grey's Anatomy, or seen a movie with Zach Braff, or watched ANY sappy TV show on the CW, knows the sound of music on this album. Higgins is no new comer to this trend, and has helped out many-a-show end their season, episode, or whatever, with her blend of downbeat, introspective, piano-driven harmonies... and you would expect me to say something bad about this, right? We'll, truth is, I like the little Aussie. I like her voice, I like her message, and I like the fact that she writes all of her own songs. So, for you Missy Higgins, and your new album " On a Clear Night", you win. A good review from me. : )
+3.6 Earnest, Non-Lipsynching Stars

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