Showing posts with label wwe. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Vince McMahon challenges Denver Nuggets owner to a steel cage match


World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is known as a male soap opera, with silly ass storylines, scantily clad women, and a decent wrestling match about once every year. Vince McMahon is the owner of the company, but also injects himself into some of the storylines that they produce and have him compete in matches. It just so happens that Vince is calling someone out for a steel cage match, but it's not a WWE wrestler. It's Denver Nuggets owner Stan Kroenke. There's a video that goes along with this story so I won't go into detail, but long story short, the Pepsi Center is supposed to be hosting a WWE event at 6:30pm on Monday night, and that date has been held since August, according to Vince. Coincidentally, there's supposed to be an NBA playoff game between the LA Lakers and the Denver Nuggets there at 7pm that same night. Vince was interviewed by Jonathan Coachman from ESPN (who also happens to be a former WWE employee) about the whole issue. Click here to see Vince's interview with ESPN.

What do you think should happen? Should the Nuggets/Lakers game be moved to Sunday, or should Vince find somewhere else to go, or just cancel his show for the week? He's still planning on heading to Denver, so it should DEFINITELY get interesting. Maybe they'll hold the event in the parking lot? Or all the wrestlers will invade the game? Oh man...you can't make sh*t like this up.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Sherri Shepherd appears on WWE SmackDown!

For the last couple of weeks, WWE and The View have been working on a little crossover between WWE's Montel Vontavious Porter, better known as MVP, and The View's Sherri Shepherd. It started last a couple of Fridays ago on WWE's show Friday Night SmackDown! where MVP was told by SmackDown! General Manager Teddy Long that Sherri Shepherd wanted to meet him. Sherri talked a bit about it on The View, then made an appearance last Friday on SmackDown! during MVP's match with Dolph Ziggler for the United States Championship. Sherri was ringside during the match and even got physically involved! Check out some coverage of Sherri on WWE TV below, and stay tuned later today as MVP will be appearing on The View.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Celebrity Look-alikes!!!


Left: Katie Holmes on vacation in Rio de Janeiro
Right: WWE superstar The Big Show

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Blake Lively gets stuck up...and MORE!!!


Mickey Rourke has an interesting way of getting out of films he doesn't want to do. (smack)

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner reveal their new daughter's name! (candy)

I'm sad. Blake Lively just turned into a high-maintenance bitch. (POTP)

Pete Doherty pulls a Stewie Griffin and lets his pubes hang out. No effing joke. (gabby)

Ryan Seacrest tries to high-five a blind man. (bitten)

Two big names released from WWE!! DAMN!!! (wrestling)

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

If Megan Fox ever poses nude, my life will be complete...and MORE!!!


Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a restraining order against her stalker. Thank Heavens she didn't fix the problem with a boob reduction. (smack)

Brangelina disses Seacrest!! (candy)

Jessica Alba rocks her pajamas to a movie. Hello, easy access. (ayyyy)

Kayne's getting nekkid? (POTP)

Megan Fox is a tranny? (gabby)

Happy 2009! The Girls Next Door and Aubrey O'Day are getting naked!! (bitten)

Two superstars named for induction to the WWE Hall of Fame! (wrestling)

Thursday, December 18, 2008

There's no "desk" in Kelly Kapowski's "classroom"...and MORE!!!


First Obama is elected President, now he's Man of the Year. (smack)

Chyna may have lost her looks and her mind, but she hasn't lost her big ass boobs. (candy)

Ryan Phillippe travels back to the 90's with the "Talk to the hand, 'cuz the face don't understand!" move. (ayyyy)

Saved by the Bell alum NOT knocked up. (POTP)

Jessica Alba joining Jack Black on the post-Super Bowl episode of The Office! (gabby)

This girl looks WAY too nice to be dating K-Fed. (bitten)

Jim Carrey speaks depression. (yuddy)

Tomko in danger of getting released by WWE? (wrestling)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Another former WWE wrestler dead?


Wrestlers and wrestling fans are questioning the whereabouts of former WWE/WCW/ECW wrestler Perry Saturn. He apparently hasn't been heard from in months, and he was nowhere to be seen at Killer Kowalski's funeral a couple of weeks ago. The funeral was in Malden, MA, and Perry is actually from around there. On top of that, apparently the main topic of convo at the funeral was Perry's whereabouts, and some even believed him to be dead.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Jessica Simpson makes Tony Romo sound like a douche...and MORE!!!


Jennifer Hudson's brother-in-law has served hard time for attempted murder before. Look for his picture next to the word "douchebag" in the next series of dictionaries to come out. (smack)

New Jessica Simpson movie opens at #1...in Russia (candy)

Traci Bingham shows how it's possible for trash to take out the trash. (ayyyy)

Britney Spears hosting Saturday Night Live in November!! (POTP)

Olsen Twins get slammed during book signing! (gabby)

Jessica Simpson throws Tony Romo right under the bus. (bitten)

Another celebrity divorce on the way?! (yuddy)

John Cena and WWE being sued!! (wrestling)

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Sporty Spice is hot! (Oh yeah, she's knocked up too)...and MORE!!!


Britney only brushes her hair every 3 days? Ew. Maybe she should just shave it again. (smack)

What happened to equal rights?! Obama singled out, but it's sorta good this time around. (candy)

Parents, Olympic wrestling is NOT for your childrens' eyes. (ayyyy)

Da Brat sentenced to 3 years in jail. Hey, that's the first time she's been in the news since VH1's The Surreal Life! (POTP)

Spice Girl Melanie C is pregnant! (gabby)

Michael Phelps likes him some Rice. (bitten)

Randy Orton lied about motorcycle crash? (wrestling)

Friday, August 15, 2008

Rumer Willis thinks she's as ugly as Jay Leno...and MORE!!!


John Mayer couldn't keep it in pants. Someone should tell him that his body isn't a wonderland. (smack)

Amy Winehouse turns to George Michael for style (candy)

This isn't celebrity news, but this girl is just way too classy to not include. (ayyyy)

Kate Winslet isn't a big fan of having sex with Leonardo DiCaprio in front of her husband. (POTP)

Rumer Willis can't believe she was included on People's Most Beautiful list. Neither can straight men or lesbians. (gabby)

Kim Kardashian is kissing her ass goodbye. (bitten)

WWE releases 6 superstars! (wrestling)

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Julia Child's cookies won World War 2 for the USA...and MORE!!!


Bret Michaels is getting set for the the third season of Rock of Love (it's gonna be called Rock of Love Bus), but says he's still in love with Ambre. And by in love, he means she's too good in the sack to bail on. (smack)

Brad Pitt may make millions, but he still dresses like a hobo. (candy)

The secret behind Britney's hot tan revealed! (ayyyy)

Carrie Underwood says Tony Romo still calls her. He says he doesn't. I say TonyHomo.com is a funny frickin website. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston already dating a new guy?! (gabby)

Bon Appetit my ass! That old, sweet lady Julia child was really a spy!! (bitten)

Carlito forgets what brand he's on?! (wrestling)

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wow...I was somewhat x-rated with these link captions. My bad...but ENJOY!!!


Kelly Ripa's husband will marry Howard Stern and his girlfriend. (smack)

Is that a kiddie toucher holding Clay Aiken's baby?! Oh no, it's just Clay and his fat face. (candy)

President Bush may love the booty, but he hates a sweaty woman. (ayyyy)

Rihanna's boobs love tigers, and her vajajay loves leopards. (POTP)

LiLo and SamRo both keep quiet about their relationship. Which means they're totally having girl-on-girl cuddle time. (gabby)

Rad Girls = MTV's Jackass, but with boobies. (bitten)

Mick Foley jumping ship from WWE to TNA?! (wrestling)

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

President Bush loves the booty...and MORE!!!


Shots from the LA premiere of Tropic Thunder...how is Ben Stiller married to such a smokin girl? (smack)

Old school Ryan Seacrest shot. If this doesn't have "I'm gay" (not that there's anything wrong with that) written all over it, I don't know what does. (candy)

President Bush likes him some ass...err, I mean balls...err, I mean...beach volleyball. (ayyyy)

Blake Lively pretty much admits she's a prude. (POTP)

Jeff Conway from Celebrity Rehab may still look like sh*t, but at least he's having fun doing it. (gabby)

Holy sh*t! Samantha Ronson's twin sister is actually kinda cute! (bitten)

Randy Orton comments on motorcycle crash, but did it actually happen? (wrestling)

Tori Spelling proves she's a money hound...and MORE!!!


Apparently this weekend was the weekend to die. ANOTHER celebrity death...well, kinda. (smack)

Bono channels his inner...Robin Williams?! (candy)

Minnie Driver is literally about to explode. (ayyyy)

Lil' Kim gets same botched liposuction as Tara Reid! Oh wait, she's just fat. (POTP)

Jessica Simpson has a bun in the oven and makes Tony Romo the next Tom Brady?! (gabby)

Tori Spelling bails out of 90210 spinoff. No one is crying. (bitten)

Randy Orton thrown 300 feet in motorcycle crash! (wrestling)

Friday, August 8, 2008

The world officially doesn't care about Denise Richards...and MORE!!


Oh, look! Joey Lawrence is a David Beckham clone. (smack)

Suri is officially the best looking member of the Cruise family. (candy)

Solange Knowles looks like she has a fetus inside on her head. (ayyyy)

It's official, no one gives two craps about Denise Richards. (POTP)

Nick Jonas is sweet on being a public face for diabetes. I hope you enjoyed my horrible play on words there. (gabby)

It's a miracle! Jewel FINALLY fixed her teeth! Oh yeah, she got married, too. (bitten)

WWE releases 5 superstars! (wrestling)

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Former porn star knocked up...and MORE!!!


Tito Ortiz knocks up his ex-porn star girlfriend, Jenna Jameson. That'll be the easiest birth ever. (smack)

Watch out, LiLo! Britney Spears may turn into a lesbian killer! (candy)

Woody Allen loves puppies...and I don't mean the pet. (ayyyy)

Scarlett Johansson lied about her e-mail relationship with Obama. She blames "extreme sexism." I say she's pissed she didn't get an "Obama" in her "Johansson." (POTP)

Chris Brown standing under Rihanna's umbrella...ella, ella...with a ring?! (gabby)

Tara Reid wears funky dress and shows off her Mischa Barton thighs. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy injured again! (wrestling)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Another celebrity having twins...and MORE!!!


Lisa Marie Presley is the next celebrity to be knocked up with twins. Somewhere, a drug dealer is crying. (smack)

Daddy Lohan doesn't approve of his daughter's lesbian wedding. (candy)

When Paris wears it on her shirt, she means it! (ayyyy)

Rihanna pops something on Chris Brown, and it's not what you pervs think! (POTP)

She may suck at hosting awards shows, but Miley is tops in something! (gabby)

Blake Lively is making the rounds to promote her new movie...and her 9-ft long legs! (bitten)

Ric Flair gone from WWE?! (wrestling)

Monday, August 4, 2008

Rachael Ray wants to tell the world about her sex life, and MORE!!!


Celebrity Smackdown! Hairspray star and America's Next Top Model contestant throw fist-a-cuffs at an airport! (smack)

Rachael Ray attempting to write a "tell-all" book about her past drug use and bizarre sex life with her husband. Excuse me while I vomit. (candy)

Leona Lewis's nose looks like the bar of gold she's holding. Sadness. (ayyyy)

The Teen Choice Awards air in about an hour. See what the celebs are wearing before you see on TV! (POTP)

Oh snap! Lance Armstrong said he dumped Kate Hudson because she's "too needy" (gabby)

More Kate Hudson! She steps out with her son, and looks like she's wearing a curtain. (bitten)

Mick Foley leaving WWE?! (wrestling)

Friday, August 1, 2008

Brad and Angelina will show off their babies this Sunday, and MORE!!


The Hulkster says jail is making Nick Hogan a better man, and Nick likes jail! (smack)

Watch out now! Brangelina are exposing their new twins to the world this Sunday!!! (candy)

Kim Kardashian loves Mickey D's, and loves showing off her Quarter Pounders. (ayyyy)

John Mayer on roids?!?! (POTP)

Mini-Me talks about his...umm..."mini-me" (gabby)

Janice Dickinson tries to get a boyfriend through some carrot lovin' (bitten)

Jim Ross thinks WWE is giving away John Cena vs Batista too early? (wrestling)

Friday, April 18, 2008

House Floor gets the Figure-Four!!

SUE MYRICK FOR PRESIDENT!!

With the economy sucking, gas prices going up, and President Bush pissing off the better part of the world, Congresswoman Sue Myrick took the House floor to discuss an important matter...

The retirement of 16-time World Champion, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair!! WOOOOOO!!!!

I sh*t you not friends, this is 100% real and quite possibly the best thing I've ever heard or seen that has to do with politics. Check out Sue Myrick stylin' and profilin'! WOOOOOOOO!!!