Another Carla Bruni nude pic

Another nude pic of French First Lady Carla Bruni has surfaced and actually been sold at an auction. This is the second nude picture Carla (who isn't a horrible First Lady, she used to be a model) has been sold at an auction. Last year's picture, which showed Carla baring all, was bought for a crazy $91,000 at a New York auction. This second picture though, which you can see above, only sold for $19,600 to an anonymous bidder.

I think I'll start selling pictures of myself doing various odd jobs in the nude. Doing the dishes, waxing my car, gambling at a casino, shopping at CVS -- you know, the essentials.

France's first lady gets naked again

France's first lady Carla Bruni posed naked back in 1993, and it's coming back to haunt her now. A designer has decided to make a handbag with a naked image of Carla embroidered right onto it. She hit the designer with a lawsuit.

Question. Who exactly would buy a handbag with a picture of a naked lady on it, anyway?

French President is the miggity-miggity-miggity-miggity-mack! (daddy)

French president Nicolas Sarkozy has gotten married -- just 4 months after divorcing his ex-wife, Cecilia -- and just three months after meeting his new wife!!!

Sound like he's a tad on the "I love eating Cocoa Puffs; and by 'Cocoa Puffs' I mean 'psychedelic mushrooms'" side eh?

He's gotten married to a supermodel! Her name is Carla Bruni and she is waaaaay too hot for monsieur president guy.

Do you blame him??? You're president. You're the biggest rockstar in your country. Why not use it??? I would!

They had a simple, classic ceremony earlier today... blah, blah, blah... details don't matter. This is like George W. marrying Heidi Klum.

Seal would beat his ass by the way.