Courtney Love turtle

I'm just sayin kids -- this is what happens when you take WAY too many drugs. Let that marinate in your brain a bit.

Mr. JT throwsdown...and MORE!!!

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Justin Timberlake plays tough guy with a paparazzo. (amygrindhouse)

Holly Montag and Sanjaya NOT dating. (smack)

Emma Watson teaming with Marilyn Manson...WTF? (bedhead)

Who rocked leopard print better? Madonna or Whitney? (ayyyy)

Renee Zellweger fattening up. (POTP)

Elizabeth Taylor hospitalized. (gabby)

Courtney Love solo album? (bitten)

HOLY CRAP! THE 4 HORSEMEN ARE REUNITING! (wrestling)

Courtney Love trashes hotel room

With news that Courtney Love just recently trashed the hell out of her hotel room at L.A.'s Chateau Marmont, a New York City hotel rep is coming out and talking about the total destruction Court caused in a mere 8 hours. Court stayed at The Inn recently while in NYC and caused $5,000 worth of damages during her stay. She was seen leaving her room after checking out with dirty needles, used feminine hygiene products, and her daughter Frances Bean.

I went to school with a girl who left used tampons all over her dorm room. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's either drugged out in an alley somewhere or got knocked up. Or both. True story.

Courtney Love skinny

This picture of Courtney Love was taken on Monday while she was in New York City. Holy bag of f*cking bones, Batman!

Jon Gosselin smokes up...and MORE!!

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Lady GaGa Maxim pics. (amygrindhouse)

Morgan Freeman banged his teenage step-granddaughter? WTF? (smack)

Pics from new Johnny Depp flick. (bedhead)

Courtney Love looks like a dude. (ayyyy)

Jon Gosselin LOVES puffing the magic dragon! (POTP)

LeAnn Rimes skanky ass wants a divorce! HAHAHAHA!! (gabby)

Sacha Baron Cohen dresses up like a bull. (bitten)

WWE signs major star! (wrestling)

Courtney Love sued by American Express

American Express is suing Courtney Love for $352,059.67 in unpaid fees and charges on her AmEx Gold, Centurion, and Platinum cards. You'd think she's floating up Sh*t's Creek without a paddle, but her lawyer fired right back at AmEx and pretty much called them dumbasses, saying that there's 104 credit cards taken out in Courtney's name.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that nobody takes out 104 credit cards. AmEx knows the claim has no merit. We have told them this for a long time. AmEx's law policies allowed fraudulent transactions to be charged to my client's card.

AmEx sucks buffalo balls.

Courtney Love loses millions

Courtney Love is the victim of identity theft, and it's cost her $500 million so far. A little back story -- when Kurt Cobain died, he left his estate to his mother, two sisters, one brother, Courtney, and his daughter Frances Bean. Courtney recently realized that the money was missing, so she hired an accountant, investigator, and lawyer to figure out what's going on. Turns out that her's, Kurt's, and Frances' social security numbers were used to buy and flip homes, then launder in a crapload of money, over $500 million worth. Courtney's lawyer said they're going to be filing civil cases within the next 30 days, and whatever homes they end up getting back will be donated to people who lost their home due to foreclosure.

I just have one question -- how the hell do you commit identity theft with a dead man's identity?

Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love are dating

I'd call this a random pairing, but it's really not if you think about it. Just totally out of the blue. Apparently around the Golden Globes, Mickey sent Courtney a text asking to take her out. He did something right that night, because he played a little game of "hide the man in the cave" with her, but instead of it being a one night stand, they just kept seeing each other.

Gotta love random Hollywood stories where a random night of sex leads to a relationship. I just wonder 2 things though -- 1) Is it weird when collagen kisses collagen? 2) Who has the "DSL" in the relationship?

Amy Winehouse lands a new man...and MORE!!!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson call it quits?! (smack)

Did Luke Wilson and Britney Spears' dad come from the same vajayjay? (candy)

Courtney Love has pulled off the impossible: she's a mix between a high school geeky girl, a hooker, and a burlesque dancer. (ayyyy)

Amy Winehouse lands a guy that doesn't look like the ass of a 74-year-old pale man? (POTP)

Don't piss off Billy Crystal or he'll kick you in the face. (gabby)

Kelly Clarkson's new single drops in a week and a half! (bitten)

Christian Cage done with TNA? (wrestling)

Courtney Love actually mentally stable?

Although she admits to having a "mini little depression attack" last year, Courtney Love insists she's not suicidal. She said the help of yoga, a good diet, and tea help her bounce back quick whenever she's feeling down.

Well, that's definitely good news. She's been all over the place over the years, I'm assuming probably because of Kurt Cobain killing himself, but either way, it's good to see her back on track.

Courtney Love looks like absolute crap

Ew.

Kurt Cobain's daughter throws suicide-themed party

How's this for morbid? Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of former Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, threw a sweet 16 party for herself. The theme?

My Suicidal Sixteen.

She said it marked the "death of childhood," but it just seems a little awkward that she would throw a suicide-themed party while her father died over a decade ago after Kurt shot himself in the head.

Surprisingly though, considering all she's had to deal with (a father who killed himself and an absolute basket case for a mother in Courtney Love), she's stayed on the straight and narrow.

Reminds me of when two ugly people mate -- the baby usually turns out to be insanely good-looking.

Courtney Love back on drugs?

She was doing so well, too. Then this happened:

Nevermind the whole super skinny and paleness (classic signs of drug use)... she's GOTTA be on crack to wear that!

Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen!

Nirvana fans are gonna be pissed.

Someone broke into Courtney Love's home a couple of days ago and stole the ashes of her late husband, former Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain. The ashes were in a teddy bear shaped bag and was swiped along with thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and clothes. Courtney is now reporting that she's suicidal because of the robbery.

She's just realizing she's suicidal now?! I wouldn't be surprised to find out she smoked the ashes thinking they were something else...

BIZARRE: Katie Holmes was Tom Cruise's FOURTH CHOICE!!! (and more)

Courtney Love has been sippin' the crazy again. (circus)

Which pop superstar performed at a concert with legs that are hairier than an elk??? Come for the answer, stay for the yummy hair photo! (smack)

Wicked bizarre Tom Cruise story! He held a casting call to find his new wife. Katie Holmes was his FOURTH CHOICE!!! See the 3 that turned him down! (gabby)

Lauren Conrad tells Ellen "the Hills is real." Well then so are Heidi Montag's boob bags! (bitten)

Another episode of "The Miley and Mandy Youtube Show!" This time they show off their private jet and get hammered on Jager. Well at least the first part of that statement is true. (POTP)

Speaking of Miley, check out this dance remix of her song "See You Again!" (popbytes)

John Mayer explains about that blog post about his ex-lover from last week... in another blog post. (crap)

Britney Spears to star in sitcom?!?!? (WTF)

Umaga leaving RAW! (wrestling)

Courtney Love Sans Make-Up

Courtney Love without make-up will make you drop and give me twenty then rinse your mouth out with toilet water.

Here she is with make-up:



And CLICK HERE to see her without!

You're doing pushups in the bathroom right now, aren't you?

Courtney Love is a cheetah!

Ooph. I know I'm not the king of style, but even I see a fashion faux pas when I see one from time to time.

But at least Courtney Love is smart by making her entourage dress worse than her -- if that's at all possible.

Celebrity Dirt -- HAHAHA Jessica Alba isn't PERFECT Anymore!!!