Katie Holmes So You Think You Can Dance

Check out Katie Holmes' appearance on So You Think You Can Dance from the show's 100th episode that aired last night! (She actually doesn't sound too bad and looks wicked hot)

Celebrity Look-alikes!

Left: Katie Holmes
Right: Lily Allen

Suri Cruise gets dolls instead of a sister

In some awkward ass news, Suri Cruise wants a baby sister. But for some reason, Tom and Katie don't want to give her one. Whenever she asks for a baby sister to play with, Katie loads her in the car and brings her to LA's American Girl Place and buys her a new doll, usually worth around $100 or more.

There's only one explanation -- Chris Klein is really Suri's father because Tom is sterile. Or maybe he just can't get the job done in the sheets.

Julianne Hough rocks a bikini...and MORE!!

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Celebs play poker for Africans. (amygrindhouse)

Neda Agha Sultan death video -- VERY graphic. You've been warned. (VBT)

Cameron Diaz gets a star. (smack)

Kelly Clarkson laughs about Perez Hilton getting Boom Boom Pow'ed. (bedhead)

Looks like Kate Moss had train run on her at 30,000 feet. (ayyyy)

Perez Hilton was GLAAD to apologize for wanting Perez to apologize for being a gay man that uses anti-gay slurs. Yeah, I'm just as confused. (POTP)

Katie Holmes has another alien on her UFO? (gabby)

Julianne Hough. Bikini. 'Nuff said. (bitten)

Matt Hardy injured! Getting surgery later this week. (wrestling)

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes charity scandal

Last month, I posted a story about Katie Holmes being involved in the PBS National Memorial Day Concert while she portrayed the sister of Staff Sgt. Jose Pequeno, who was injured by a grenade while he was serving in Iraq. Tom was in the crowd (actually sitting next to Colin Powell) watching his wife and trying to use his celebrity to get more donations for Jose's family. Well, it turns out that Tom and Katie have been helping an ex-con. Jose's mother, Nellie Bagley, was convinced two times in New Hampshire for fraud and spent two years in prison after claiming that her daughter was sick with cancer and ended up getting a sh*t ton of money in donations from co-workers. Tom and Katie had no clue about Nellie's past.

Jon and Kate Plus 8 KILLS in the ratings...and MORE!!!

I wish I was eating some Cape Cod Chips while checking out these Tips! (VBT)

Check out some celebrity relationships put through the ringer! (examiner)

Brooke Hogan's cover art for her new album looks like a pile of colorful buffalo sh*t. (amygrindhouse)

Attention-Whore-Punch-Out! Jonny Fairplay and Michael Lohan will box it out! (smack)

Survey says? Christian Bale's Terminator Salvation sucks. (bedhead)

Katie Holmes for First Lady. (ayyyy)

Jon and Kate Plus 8 season premiere becomes the most watched TLC episode ever. Which just goes to show America loves watching other peoples' misery. (POTP)

Holy bouncing boobies, Batman! Hugh Hefner is selling Playboy! (gabby)

Demi Moore is really 8-years-old. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy injures himself in his first match back from injury. (wrestling)

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Lindsay Lohan steals a role from Katie Holmes...and MORE!!!

Kathy Coleman makes her return in Land of the Lost. (VBT)

Celebrity relationships get examined!! examiner)

Lady Gaga is a huge attention whore. (amygrindhouse)

UK reality star Danielle Lloyd brutally attacked! (smack)

Pete Doherty loves soccer. (bedhead)

Ladies flash some skin at Cannes. (ayyyy)

Cameron Diaz introduces Adam Levine to her mamadukes. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan lands a role meant for Katie Holmes. (gabby)

Nick Cannon scared of Eminem? (bitten)

TNA bringing in Buff Bagwell?! (wrestling)

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Nicole Kidman wants Tom Cruise to have another baby

I'm assuming you're having the same "WTF?!" reaction after reading the title to this story as I did when I found out about it. Nicole Kidman is pretty much begging Tom Cruise to have another kid with Katie Holmes. Tom and Nicole's children really want a baby sister, and apparently Nicole doesn't want to be the one to push it out. She also had a little word of advice for Katie, giving her the heads up that the women in Tom's life are expected to "put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard."

Okay, I still think Tom is bat sh*t crazy, but what does that say about Nicole?! "Hi, ex-husband, PLEASE bang your wife and knock her up so our children can have a baby sister!" Yeah, I can't picture my Mom ever asking my Dad to have a kid with the lady he's married to now. I'm pretty convinced that Tom and anyone around him are just out of their f*cking gords.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are fighting again

Tom Cruise is ripsh*t with Katie Holmes and has been causing some heated fights with her because of one simple thing -- smoking. Katie has taken up puffin' the butts again, which is setting Tom off because it's against his very disciplined lifestyle. He's doing everything possible to pressure her into quitting what he calls a "filthy habit."

Never did I think I'd side with Tom over Katie, but I'm with him. Smoking is so gross to the point that I won't even date a girl who smokes butts. If I wanted to kiss an ashtray, I would.

Jordana Brewster wants to be a Bond girl...and MORE!!!

These tips are better than Lance Bass and Clay Aiken touching tips. HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO!!! (videoblogging)

Madonna lied -- she just plain sucks at riding horses. (amygrindhouse)

Katie Holmes ready to pull the trigger on a divorce? (bedhead)

Teri Hatcher looks like she's gonna hock a loogie on Eva Longoria. (ayyyy)

We all popped Barbara Walters' cherry. Nothing like taking granny virginity. (POTP)

Jordana Brewster wants to go from Fast & Furious to banging Bond. (gabby)

The Biggest Loser recap!! (bitten)

Jeff Hardy leaving WWE?! (wrestling)

Bonus Link: Check out my buddy Dom Armano's music page!! (Dom's Music)

Celebrities who look like crap without makeup

If you ever feel like crap about how you look, fear not! Because some hot lookin' celebrities look like absolute sh*t without makeup. Check 'em out below!

Sharon Stone

Naomi Watts

Meg Ryan

Madonna

Katie Holmes

Jennifer Garner

Ashley Tisdale

Magazine cover reveals crazy diet for Katie Holmes?

The new Life & Style mag cover came out featuring Katie Holmes with headlines about some insane diet that Tom Cruise is putting her on. Five hour sauna sessions, a crapload of pills, and a liquid diet.

I'd really hope that if this stuff is true, Katie is smart enough to say "Peace out, Holmes." to Tom and get the hell outta that situation.

Katie Holmes on marrying Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes hit the cover of the new Glamour magazine, and covered a bunch of different topics. Aside from saying that stuff the media has said about her family (like whether or not Suri is real), she spoke on marrying the headcase known as Tom Cruise.

When I met Tom, I knew in an instant that we were going to be together, that we were going to get married. He does have a very big life. And you know, we just do it. And, as a woman, you make that transition from being single to [being] a partner. I have a teammate, and it's like, we're going to make this work.

Me thinks that "instant" she knew they were going to be together was actually a brainwash job.

Celebrity Look-alikes!!!

Left: Katie Holmes on vacation in Rio de Janeiro
Right: WWE superstar The Big Show

Dirty Thoughts with Tom Cruise

"That's right, my ladies. Follow me down here so I can push you off this cliff in the name of Scientology. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Jennifer Aniston is a huge tease...and MORE!!!

Go here because I told you to and because he links to us. Please? (celeb news)

Let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't "Bounty Hunt" your "Dog" in public. (smack)

Hello there, nudist Amy Winehouse. (candy)

Jennifer Aniston teases us on the GQ cover, then says "NO COOTER VIEWING FOR YOU!" (POTP)

Tony Romo cheats on Jessica Simpson IN HER OWN BED?! (gabby)

Katie! Say it ain't so!! Tom knocked you up again?! (bitten)

Former TNA star backstage at 2 WWE events!! (wrestling)

Katie Holmes hitting the silver screen

Last week, we reported that Tom Cruise pretty much ordered Katie Holmes to stay at home and be a good mother and wife since her run on Broadway had ended, which of course, I thought was totally d*ck. And I think Katie did too, because it looks like she's giving him the big F-U (and no, I don't mean John Cena's finishing move) by signing on to star in a movie called The Extra Man. She'll be starring with Kevin Kline, Paul Dano, and John C. Reilly.

Atta girl, Katie! Now you just gotta leave that douchebag!

Tom Cruise lays the hammer down on Katie

Now that Katie Holmes' Broadway stint is over, Tom Cruise is ordering her (yes, I did say ordering her) to gain weight and get knocked up again. He thinks it's time for her to step out of the spotlight and start focusing on being a mother and a wife.

So, basically...Katie is Tom's slave that he gets to bang. Thomas Jefferson would be proud (please tell me there's a smart person or 2 out there that understand that reference).

Britney and Justin meet up and get awkward...and MORE!!!

Ever wonder what Boy George looks like without makeup? (smack)

I swear, Brooke Hogan's boobs get bigger every time I see a new pic of her. (candy)

Katie Holmes reminds me a lot of Cleopatra. (ayyyy)

Britney and Justin awkwardly reunite! (POTP)

David Archuleta proves that fame doesn't break you a first kiss. (gabby)

Sienna Miller is a drunk ass mess. (bitten)

Kevin Nash blogs from the hospital. (wrestling)

Katie's 30th Birthday

Can you believe Joey from Dawson's creek is married with a child and turning 30? I feel so old.. Anyways, no matter how weird the world thinks Tom Cruise is.. you can't say he isn't sweet.. After Katie's performance last night on stage, the crew surprised her by wheeling out a five-tiered, white-frosted, circular birthday cake! That sounds like a wedding cake to me, nevermind birthday... but anyways, it was Tom's idea.. he couldn't be there in person but wanted all to celebrate.. how romantic :)