Holy dramafest! Tea leaves her hubby for Billy Bob...and MORE!!!

Tea Leoni left David Duchovny for Billy Bob Thornton! (smack)

Elizabeth Hurley has great dedication to acting, and tons of bresticular fortitude. (candy)

I'm convinced Demi Moore and Courteney Cox-Arquette came from the same vagina. (ayyyy)

Jamie Lynn looks like a piece of dried up dog poop. (POTP)

Critics give Katie Holmes the proverbial Rock Bottom. (gabby)

Looking for a sex tape with an old guy and teenage girl? You might be in luck...and no worries, it's not Hugh Hefner. Although that'd be funny. (bitten)

Emma Watson has a boyfriend! Whammy. (yuddy)

Win a night out with The Nature Boy!! WOOOOOOO!!! (wrestling)

Peter Cook interviewed by Barbara Walters

Peter Cook (Christie Brinkley's ex-husband who cheated on her with a teenager and spent $3,000 a month on Internet porn) will be interviewed by Barbara Walters on 20/20 tomorrow night. He'll discuss his Internet porn addiction and exactly why he had an affair with his teenage assistant Diane Bianchi.

I was seeking a connection I could not find in my own marriage. I think the emotional aspect of our lives had changed. I think we were both feeling more like we were living with a brother and sister than a life partner. I think I just suddenly realized when I was getting attention from someone else that this is something that is missing in my life.

Then why didn't you sit down with your wife and talk stuff out instead of just throwing it in a teenage girl, you effing douchebag? It's guys like you that make guys like me get a bad rap.

Christie Brinkley wants public divorce

Former supermodel Christie Brinkley went to the NY Supreme Court on Friday to try and make her divorce public. She filed in 2006 from her husband Peter Cook, who is accused of hooking up with his 18-year-old assistant. If the divorce goes public, Brinkley plans on going public with Cook's love for Internet porn.

Ummm seriously...what guy doesn't look at Internet porn? (Except for me, obviously. I'm a perfect angel.)