John Travolta could kick Mr. T's ass...and MORE!!!

William Shatner is such a whiny little bitch. (smack)

Mickey Rourke is all classy when talking about Evan Rachel Wood. (candy)

Catherine Zeta Jones' dress WILL hypnotize you. (ayyyy)

John Travolta looks like this guy Zsa Zsa that I used to have nightmares about when I was a kid. No, seriously. (POTP)

Charlie Sheen picks his daughters over strippers for once. (gabby)

Brad Pitt hits up Oprah. (bitten)

Daniel Craig's thoughts on James Bond going black? (yuddy)

WWE releases 2 wrestlers and a Diva! (wrestling)

Britney gives back...and MORE!!!

Heidi Montag must've thought she was at the Pink Taco stand. (smack)

Robbie Williams is an alien. Or just loves them. (candy)

Catherine Zeta-Jones is the opposite of hot in this picture. (ayyyy)

What did Britney do to get in good again with "The Big Guy Upstairs?" (POTP)

David Archuleta heading back to the small screen! (gabby)

A-Rod smackin' Madonna with his bat again? (bitten)

Adnan files for divorce!! WTF?! (yuddy)

Jeff Hardy speaks on past mistakes and more! (wrestling)