Kelly Clarkson fat

Ever since Kelly Clarkson landed on the cover of Self magazine last week, she's been put on blast for being airbrushed to death. And not just a little touch up, but Self mag made Kelly lose about 30 pounds from how much they airbrushed her picture. But while everyone is blasting Kelly for actually being a tank, she has no problem with her weight.

When people talk about my weight, I'm like, 'You seem to have a problem with it; I don't. I'm fine.' I'm happy weight changes. Sometimes I eat more; sometimes I play more. For me, it's the times when I'm not paying attention that I end up losing weight. But I'm never trying to lose weight – or gain it. I'm just being!

Yeah..."just being" fat.

Kelly Clarkson Self magazine

Kelly Clarkson rocks the cover of Self magazine for the September issue, but it's a little too obvious that she's been touched up. On the right is a pic of her from last Friday. Call me crazy, but unless she invented some extreme weight-loss formula, there's no way she changed from looking like she did last Friday to what she looks like on the cover of Self. Editor-in-Chief Lucy Danziger released a statement so clear up some of the controversy and take some of the heat off.

SELF magazine inspires and informs our 6 million readers each month to reach their all around best. Kelly Clarkson exudes confidence, and is a great role model for women of all sizes and stages of their life. She works out and is strong and healthy, and our picture shows her confidence and beauty. She literally glows from within. That is the feeling we'd all want to have. We love this cover and we love Kelly Clarkson.

Sorry, I'd write something clever but I'm having trouble seeing the screen because of all the smoke that just got blown up Kelly's ass. And...there's a lot of smoke that can be blown up there, if ya smell what I'm cookin'.

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Kelly Clarkson isn't a lesbo

I actually feel bad for Kelly Clarkson, because she gets pooped on nonstop by people. Some say she's too fat, some say she looks like a troll, and apparently they're also saying she's a lesbian. During an interview, Kelly was asked if she was a lesbian since it's rumored she loves the vajayjay since a good part of her fanbase happens to be gay.

I get that all the time. People are like, “Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it.” Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I’m like, “I’m glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.” I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man. I don’t really care if you’re black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy, whatever. As long as you’re cool and you like the music, and you’re coming out to have a good time at the shows, I don’t really care. I have everything I just said in my family, so I’m just used to being surrounded by that. I just don’t know any different.

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