Showing posts with label tom brady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tom brady. Show all posts

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Tom Brady kids


With his return to the New England Patriots just hours away (he's going to be starting in the pre-season game against the Philadelphia Eagles tonight) and talks that his wife is pregnant, Tom Brady has been in the headlines a lot lately. He's also hitting the cover of the September issue of Details magazine, where he straight up says he wants more kids. But it sounds like he'd like a heads up first, and not the shocker that his ex Bridget Moynahan was pregnant with their now-2-year-old son Jack...just days after he split with her.

That's not how you envisioned your life, that's not how you envisioned having children, but it happens. Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's what life needs to be -- and that if it's not that, it's all screwed up. It's not. You go through life and you try the best you can. An hour used to be a big commitment, and now you chase a little boy around for eight hours a day, waiting to catch him if he falls and changing his dirty diaper. You think, 'How crazy is this?' I want a lot of kids. I'd love four or five. We'll see. It's not always my decision.

Obviously the talk of saying he wants more kids brought up questions about whether he planted one of his white tadpoles inside Gisele, but he wouldn't give up the info. All he said was "it'll be obvious when it happens." Check out a couple more pics of Tom from Details.


Friday, May 29, 2009

Tom Brady squashes baby rumors


It's been a month or two since the Tom Brady and Gisele baby rumors started, but it took only one or two seconds for the QB to end them. While he was working out at the New England Patriots' training camp, interviewers asked him about rumors that he was going to be a father for the second time. Tom kept it short and sweet.

No. One is enough. I have dogs and that's all I need.

It's gotta be tough for him to not see his son since he's on the road and training for more or less half the year, but you gotta give the guy credit for not planting more seeds when he wouldn't be able to see the kids. Plus, Bridget Moynahan would probably castrate him.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Megan Fox talks Brian Austin Green...and MORE!!!


Taking a break from these Tips to think about how I wish I could sail pirate ships! (VBT)

Paris Hilton is single-handedly saving the UK economy. (amygrindhouse)

Does Gisele have Tom Brady's bun in the oven?! (smack)

Tons of red carpet pics from the Met Costume Gala. (bedhead)

Even Madonna's arms aren't this creepy. (ayyyy)

Kara DioGuardi will return as a judge for Idol next season. (POTP)

Megan Fox finally opens up about Brian Austin Green. (gabby)

Connie Culp received the first-ever face transplant in the US. Pics inside. (bitten)

The real reason Melina was pissed about being drafted to SmackDown! (wrestling)

Monday, April 6, 2009

Tom and Gisele get married...again


Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen tied the knot for a second time over the weekend in Costa Rica. It was a pretty small ceremony with only about 50 people around, and some bullets. Yes, I said bullets. Because the security at the wedding was so insanely protective that they legit shot at a photographer's car who wouldn't give up their camera.

I'm a Pats fan, they're my hometown team...but I gotta say. I think Tom may turn into a total f*cking Hollywood pretty-boy douchebag. Just wait for it...

Thursday, April 2, 2009

It's on!! Bridget Vs Gisele!!


Hell hath no fury like a mother scorned!! I gotta hand it to Bridget Moynahan -- through this whole Tom/Gisele thing, she's been pretty quiet and kept to herself, and hasn't really run her mouth about them at all. And she had every right to since Tom bailed on her just before it was made public that she was pregnant. But Gisele crossed the line the other day in a Vanity Fair interview. Here's what she said that pissed Bridget and her friends/family off.

It's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child. I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he's my son, from the first day . . . He's my little angel -- the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life. I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child -- I feel it is, 100 percent.

Just a recap -- Gisele called Bridget's child 100% her own. check out some of the backlash now, which is first coming from one of Bridget's friends.

If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever. Don't you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he'd respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion.

Oh it's on like Donkey Kong, baby!!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The King of Pop is BACK...and MORE!!!!


Hey, when I was with your mom last night, she wanted me to remind you to take your poll this morning. (celeb news)

What the f*ck?! Chris Brown and Rihanna got married?! (smack)

Ashlee and Pete's son from the Jungle Book! (candy)

Keira Knightley and her brother look creepy. (ayyyy)

Tom Brady hits up Entourage. (POTP)

And the whole world has to answer right now just tell you once again -- WHO'S BACK?! (gabby)

Mariska Hartigay from Law and Order: SVU admitted to hospital again. (bitten)

Ric Flair wrestling at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Friday, February 27, 2009

Tom and Gisele get hitched!


After months of rumors saying they were engaged, then they weren't, then they were married, then they weren't -- we can finally report that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundschen are OFFICIALLY man and wife. They got married yesterday in an insanely private ceremony in Los Angeles. Congrats!!

Makes you wonder if Bridget Moynahan is going to pull a Denise Richards. And it also makes ME wonder if he's gonna suck when he returns to his QB position next season for the Pats. Don't screw it up, Tommy!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Lisa Rinna answers the question "Do I shave?"...and MORE!!!


Bacon covered cheese fat. (celeb news)

Jenna Jameson is NOT an attractive pregnant woman. (smack)

Hello there, Brad Pitt's crotch. (candy)

Note to Lisa Rinna: If you're going to wear a dress with a ridiculously high slit, try wearing panties. (ayyyy)

Tom Brady and Gisele STILL aren't engaged! (POTP)

Prince Harry gets dropped by his girl! (gabby)

SAG award re-cap...red carpet pics and winners list! (bitten)

Royal Rumble results...Matt Hardy did what?!?! (wrestling)

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Tom and Gisele engaged, version 2.0


A few weeks back, it was reported that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were engaged. Of course, in our efforts to bring you only true stories, Celebrity Dirt posted nothing about it because we didn't believe it. (Actually, we were just on Christmas Vacation and got too lazy to blog, but that's besides the point.) People is reporting that Tom and Gisele are engaged for real this time, and that Tom popped the question on Friday.

I'm just glad the Patriots franchised Matt Cassel. Tom Brady is one of the best QBs this decade, but I have a feeling he's going more the celebrity route like Tony Romo. I hope I'm wrong.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Tom and Gisele tying the knot?


New England Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady and his model girlfriend Gisele Bundchen were recently seen in New York City at the Tavern on the Green, where they said they're hoping to get married.

Hey Tom, why don't you focus on getting your knee back to 100% instead of being a 100% celebrity athlete.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Tom Brady out for season


I realize this isn't a sports blog, but New England Patriots' Quarterback Tom Brady IS a celebrity in the New England area. Which is why his name is plastered all over every newspaper and dozens of websites since he's out for the season with a knee injury that needs surgery. Right now, backup QB Matt Cassel is in the starting slot, but I say bring back a guy who has a little unfinished business in New England.


Remember this guy?! BRING BACK THE ONES!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Usher says lesbianism is on the rise due to a lack of men! (and more)


Rachel Bilson still looks hot! Check out the hourglass figure!!! (POTP)

Gisele talks Tom Brady... and gets pretty much nekkid in GQ! (smack)

Amy Winehouse told by doctors to quit drugs or die. The public tells the doctors DUH! (gabby)

Usher says lesbianism is on the rise due to a lack of men! (NOTE: He said it, NOT me!!!) (candy)

Michelle Obama was on "The View" this morning. Here's the video. (bitten)

Jennifer Morrison (of House) versus Paula Abdul: Foofy Boob Battle!!! (ayyyy)

This is the single greatest news of my life. I still have a shot. (fatback)

Is Shawn Michaels being drafted to Smackdown??? (wrestling)

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Hot Shoes...Hot Mama


I don't know... I'm always on TEAM UNDERDOG... so I love Bridget Moynahan and I could care less to see another picture of Tom Brady and Gisele... while he lives the dream life.. Bridget is at home raising their child alone.

She graces the latest cover of BAZAAR and in her interview talks about being alone and raising her son... "When you're suddenly pregnant and no one is standing by your side, even if you're in your 30s, it's a hard conversation. I'm a traditional girl, and I believe in marriage, and I just always thought that's the way I'd be doing this," she says. "For a moment, it was hard for me to accept that this was the way I was going to have a family."

She gave birth to John – whom she gave her last name – last August. "I walk in and just started sobbing," she says of coming home alone with her son. "All of a sudden, you have this newborn you have no training for. It's frightening."

But she seems like she has the hang of it, work, family, independence all in balance...

But most importantly, and the point of this post, check out the amazing heels she wears on the cover hahaha LOVVVVVVVVVVVE THEM. Almost as much as I love my new heels I got yesterday!


Thursday, April 3, 2008

Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape! (and more)


PICTURE: Pop star looks like she was dressed by Edward Scissorhands! (ayyyy)

Oprah rubs "foreskin cream" on her face to stay young??? (circus)

PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF: Katie Holmes is becoming Tom Cruise! (smack)

Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape!!! (POTP)

Britney & K-Fed getting back together??? (popbytes)

Thanks to the magic of plastic surgery and highly-paid-fitness-gurus, Mariah Carey looks damn good. (gabby)

Tom Brady's girlfriend wear assless shorts!!! LOOK! (bitten)

New Kids On the Block back together --- NOW photos!!! (dlisted)

WWE wrestlers flip out at Kurt Angle in Orlando! (wrestling)

Friday, March 14, 2008

Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen Sex Tape?


It was only a matter of time.

Phillipe is a popular upscale Chinese restaurant in the city. It's also a sex lair for the rich and famous. And where the celeb sex is happenin, security cameras (and seedy staff members) are watching.

“They’ve watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people. Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what’s going on.” A rep for Philippe confirmed there are cameras in the private rooms, especially where expensive wine is stored, “for security purposes.”


Make a mental note: Don't order wine if ever at a Chinese joint called Phillipe. But Gisele and Sienna Miller suggest the egg rolls.

The higher-ups at the restaurant assure us that all tapes are destroyed. But I'd keep an open eye on the internet for Tom Brady's romp. I'm sure it would pay a lot more than bussing tables.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

What means most in life to Tom Brady???


What means most to Tom?

A) His 3 Superbowl rings
B) Having a meaningful relationship with his soulmate
C) His work to help raise money for various charities
D) Always making sure he has that "cool guy stubble" going for him

I'm going with D.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Tom Brady: Underwear Model???


Tom Brady has conquered football. Game over. He's the best.
So now, he's going to attempt to conquer soccer's David Beckham... by selling more underwear.

Oh boy I feel gay just typing this story.

Calvin Klein is in talks to turn Tom Brady into an underwear model! David Beckham has sparked serious sales for Armani underwear, where he's the underwear model but Calvin Klein Inc. is "confident that Brady will blow the competition out of the water."

Putting Tom Brady in underwear commercials??? That's like putting a bulldog in a tutu!
The ladies love it... but the poor dog is ashamed of himself.

Next thing you know he'll be the spokesperson for Tampax.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Giants win Super Bowl!!!


Ugh.

17-14. We lose. We're not "perfect."

BUT Tom Brady is still a better deep sea fisherman than Eli Manning. So there.





I'm not sure if Brady has ever fished in his life, but whatever.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Tom Brady's dad comments on Tom's baby born out of wedlock

This is a video of Tom Brady's dad (Tom Brady Senior).
He's being taped talking at a catholic church in Sudbury, MA.

He talks about his reaction to Tom's baby being born out of wedlock with Bridget Moynahan.
Also about Tom's early football career in high school an college.



That's the best I'm gonna do with pre-Super Bowl hooplah for you!!!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Tom Brady's Busted Foot (pic)


This picture doesn't make us New England folk feel very comfortable heading into Commercial Fest 2008.

Tom Brady wearing a silly little air cast on his right foot.

So what's the deal???
Will Brady miss the Superbowl???
Will I be forced to drink extra beers due to nervous energy???
Why don't supermarkets stock enough "hot" salsa even though there's always plenty of "mild" and "medium???"

Answers:
1) No Tom will not miss the Superbowl. Because he is part man and part God. Tom Brady said the following regarding the injury:

“There are always kind of bumps and bruises. I’ll be ready for the Super Bowl. I’m not missing this one. I’d have to be on a stretcher to miss this one. There will just be some treatment this week and like I said, games like this you get a little nicked up but it’s nothing serious.”

Phew.
2) I will not drink extra beers due to nervous energy. I will drink extra beers due to blacking out.
3) Because most gringos can't handle the fire like me.