Hilary Duff WILL put the verbal smackdown on you...and MORE!!!

If I said my Celebrity Poll was 12 inches, would you still take it? (celeb news)

Hilary Duff burns Faye Dunaway's old wrinkly ass!! (smack)

Woo hoo, more Diva Drama!! Beyonce vs Etta James! (candy)

If the Pussycat Dolls weren't dressed like sluts, you wouldn't know who they were. (ayyyy)

Welcome back to the limelight, Eliza Dushku. Thanks for leaving your clothes behind. (POTP)

Denise Richards is bringing her complicated ass to Dancing with the Stars. (gabby)

Jude Law is a tranny?! (bitten)

No more WWE Divas getting nekkid?! (wrestling)

Lily Allen gets nekkid...and MORE!!!

The Pussycat Dolls host Slut Fest '08. (smack)

Beyonce gives Kanye a run for his money for the title of "What the f**k is that on their face? (candy)

I think Rihanna is hot, but what the hell was she wearing to the AMA's? (ayyyy)

Heidi Montag's daddydukes throwing Speidi a second wedding. (POTP)

Oh snap!! Benji Madden tells Paris to say the hell away!! How high school girl of him. (gabby)

Lily Allen strips! At the airport! For security!! (bitten)

Ashley Dupre says she's not a slut, but we know better. (yuddy)

Slammy Awards returning in 2 weeks!! (wrestling)

Cheryl Burke is no fatty...and MORE!!!

Mischa Barton takes a huge dump on Victoria Beckham. (smack)

The Pussycat Dolls are recruiting...Sarah Palin!!! (candy)

Russell Crowe channels his inner Comic Book Guy! (ayyyy)

Cheryl Burke lays the smack down on the haters! (POTP)

Britney tells all in MTV Documentary!! (gabby)

Gisele appearing in Blackcowboy's new video. (bitten)

Bobby Lashley signs with MMA training camp!! (wrestling)

Winners at the VMA's last night

Here's the list of winners from last night's VMAs (I'm not including the boring behind-the-scenes ones that no one cares about. Hit up mtv.com if you really wanna know that badly.)

Best Female Video: Britney Spears, Piece of Me
Best Male Video: Chris Brown, With You
Best Dancing in a Video: Pussycat Dolls, When I Grow Up (I HATE that song!)
Best Rock Video: Linkin Park, Shadow of the Day
Best Hip Hop Video: Lil Wayne, Lollipop
Best New Artist: Tokio Hotel, I Kissed a Girl
Best Pop Video: Britney Spears, Piece of Me
Video of the Year: Britney Spears, Piece of Me