Jessica Simpson rushed to the hospital!!! (and more)

Secret Youth Serum of the Stars: Leeches and Urine!!! Mmmm... just like momma used to make. (circus)

Paula Abdul... on "Dancing With the Stars???" (gabby)

OMG! Goldie Hawn without makeup looks like a shoebox full of armpits!!! LOOK!!! (bitten)

Ashlee Simpson wants to perform on Saturday Night Live again. SNL says, "uhh... no thanks." (smack)

Jessica Simpson rushed to the hospital!!! Why? Clicky! (dlist)

Cool club remix of Leona Newis' "Bleeding Love!" (popbytes)

Marisa Tomei dresses up... by wearing a curtain! (ayyyy)

Undertaker wins WWE title last night at Wrestlemania, then his pyro injures 35 fans! Man that guy is badass! See the video of the pyro going awry (via illegal fan cam) at this link. (wrestling)