Reese Witherspoon Jake Gyllenhaal pics

Check out these hilarious pics of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal staring down and yelling at the paparazzi while they were out the other night.

Jake looks like a pissed off gorilla...I love it!

Reese Witherspoon buys wedding dress

Reese Witherspoon is all ready to go for her wedding day with boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal. Apparently she thinks the fact that she's not even officially engaged yet is just a minor detail, considering she's already gone out and bought a wedding dress in preparation for it. But let's be real, she's not just prepping for it, she's also trying to put the pressure on Jake to pop the question and set the date. She's even adding more pressure on by buying her 9-year-old daughter Ava a matching dress so they can look alike on the big day.

It's put up or shut up time, Jakey.

Another celebrity wedding in the works?

We just reported that it's looking like Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart could possibly be tying the knot, and it looks like another couple may be joining them. Jake Gyllenhaal was seen shopping at a New York City jewelry store and checking out diamond rings. More importantly, he was taking his time checking out all the rings, apparently hanging around there for 4 hours.

FOUR HOURS looking at rings?! If that ain't love, I dunno what is.

Lisa Rinna is more plastic than Barbie...and MORE!!!

Lisa Rinna admit she looks like total sh*t. (smack)

Rachael Ray is gonna get nekkid!! (candy)

Kate Hudson knows she has hot legs and has no problem showing them off. (ayyyy)

Umm...when did Jake Gyllenhaal get jacked? (POTP)

John Mayer wrote a love song for Jennifer Aniston. I'm gonna puke. (gabby)

Peep the red carpet pics from the People's Choice Awards. (bitten)

New angle being added into Jeff Hardy storyline. (wrestling)

Reese Witherspoon rejects another marriage proposal

That makes 3 times that Reese has rejected a marriage proposal from her boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal. And apparently Jake is so pissed and fed up that he said the next proposal will have to be from her, because he's done.

Ya know, I can't really blame her. Ryan Philippe burned her pretty badly, so it makes sense that she'd get uber nervous/scared at the thought of marriage. A little word of advice for Jake -- if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Things are good without being married, just ride the wave ya dummy.

Reese Witherspoon hearing wedding bells?

From what we here, Reese Witherspoon is ready to marry Jake Gyllenhaal, but Jake isn't at that point yet. He's still pretty upset and shaken up over his parents' divorce, and a wedding is the last thing on his mind.

Who are you, Topanga from Boy Meets World? Quit being such a vag, Jake.

When did Jake Gyllenhaal get jacked?

No, seriously. He's always looked like a total geek. But he looks like frickin Hercules in this shot while he's on set for his new flick Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

And to prove I still love women, here's the obligatory Gina Carano link.

Jake and Reese not engaged

Despite reports that Jake Gyllenhaal proposed to Reese Witherspoon a ridiculous amount of times before she said yes, the two are NOT engaged. Reps for both of them said that they aren't engaged, but he just moved in with her and they just returned from a European vacation. Apprently Jake told her he's in it 100% for the long haul.

And the boobies.