Sarah Jessica Parker Matthew Broderick twins

For the first time anywhere, check out Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's brand new twin daughters! Also in the picture is their 6-year-old son Jamie.

Daddy's gotta ditch the sideburns. He looks like a f*cking fool.

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's kids' names. (amygrindhouse)

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi not making babies. (gabby)

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick twins

Congratulations goes out to Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, who are now the proud parents of twins! The babies were born this morning through their surrogate mother, who is doing well (along with the twin-pieces.) Sarah and Matt are still at the hospital and will make an official statement later on today.

Sarah Jessica Parker is worried about her surrogate

I reported a few weeks ago that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were going to have twins through a surrogate. Seemed like a good plan and everything seemed to be going well, until people started marking their surrogate as a target. Since the announcement, Sarah and Matt's surrogate has had her phone and computer hacked into, and threats have been made to her. On top of that, threats have been made to her friends, and her friends' families. And Sarah is ripsh*t about it.

She's had friends threatened and family threatened and she's had family of friends threatened. I care deeply about her and I am incredibly outraged by the sort of extraordinary and unprecedented invasion of her privacy. I think even given the unfortunate way we live now in this unending appetite for the more salacious information, it has still shocked me, and it has still really disappointed me. She's had a friend who was thought to be her chased down a highway ... This friend is nine months pregnant — chased down a highway by photographers and dare I call them 'reporters.' I guess that's how they identify themselves. It's crossed lines — Pretty much all the lines have been crossed.

Sarah may look like a horse, but she's as smart as Mr. Ed. Seriously, the fact that a surrogate mother is being hounded by the paparazzi and anyone else is ridiculous. The lady is just trying to live a normal life and give birth to the babies for Sarah and Matt, but she has a bunch of douchebags surrounding her and risking her and her friendsl and friends' families' lives.

Sarah Jessica Parker is pregnant with twins

While we're handing out congratulatory wishes, let's send some over to Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker and hubby Matthew Broderick, who are expecting twins in the summer! Don't expect to see Sarah with a baby bump, though -- they're going through a surrogate mother. Details aren't available on the surrogate, but they said the whole reasoning for it was due to countless failed attempts at trying to get pregnant again. The twins will join Sarah and Matt's 6-year-old son James.

Congrats!!

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Sarah Jessica Parker got cheated on!

Uh oh! Sarah Jessica Parker is really going to need her "Mr. Big" (Sex and the City reference, ya pervs) now! Star Magazine is reporting that her husband, Matthew Broderick (who hasn't done anything noteworthy in Hollywood since Ferris Bueller's Day Off) cheated on her with a 25-year-old redhead!

Say it ain't so, Ferris!