Save Katie '08...and MORE!!!!

Rumer Willis goes red, but still looks like an alien. (smack)

The "Save Katie!" campaign is officially on! (candy)

And you thought only Donatella Versace's face looked bad. (ayyyy)

Lindsay Lohan appearing on next season premiere of Project Runway. (POTP)

Elisabeth Hasselback leaving The View?? But who's gonna be the bitch everyone hopes gets hit by a car? (gabby)

Daughtry and Rumer Willis to guest star on CSI:NY. The makeup team better order a few extra pounds of eyeliner. bitten)

Jeff Hardy escorted off plane for appearing too drunk?! (wrestling)

Heidi Montag in 50 years

I'm calling it right now...the picture on the left is Heidi Montag circa 2008. The picture on the right will be her in 2058, also known as present-day Donatella Versace.

No, seriously. That's Donatella on the right, not a cross-dressing Donkey Kong.