Jessica Simpson heartbroken...and MORE!!

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New Alice in Wonderland pics. (amygrindhouse)

Paul McCartney on Letterman -- show airs TONIGHT! (smack)

Megan Fox wants you to sit on it and rotate. (bedhead)

Nice genie pants, Rachel Bilson. (ayyyy)

Jessica Simpson is a mess over her breakup with Tony Romo. (POTP)

Dave Chappelle rocks Pioneer Square. (gabby)

Mary J. Blige is BACK! Check out her vid with T.I. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy/Anderson update! (wrestling)

Rachel Bilson robbed

I feel like breaking into a celebrity's home is becoming the new black. The latest victim of a home robbery is Rachel Bilson, whose house was burglarized while she was in Canada visiting her fiance Hayden Christensen. The crooks took a bunch of Rachel's things, including all of her designer shoes, clothes, and bags, and a ton of her jewelry, some of which was handed down to her by her grandmother. One of Rachel's friends said "she's devastated, shaken, and feels violated."

Really, what's the deal with all of these robberies lately? Tila Tequila, a failed-attempt to break into Lindsay Lohan's place, and now Rachel? I think I'm gonna hop a plane and go steal some of Jackson's stuff, like his Ric Flair wrestling action figure.

Andy Dick dodges the slammer...and MORE!!!

Voting for Idol may be x-rated, but taking celebrity polls isn't! (celeb news)

It's so lovely to see Britney in a bikini again. (smack)

Rachel Bilson could make a sexy lamp shade. (candy)

Paris practices her oral skills in public. On herself. (ayyyy)

Diddy tells Ellen why he let Chris Brown and Rihanna reunite at his house. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston officially hates relationships. (gabby)

TMZ saves Andy Dick from jail! (bitten)

Danny Bonaduce wrestling for TNA?! (wrestling)

BONUS LINK: Britney tells everyone that her box is hanging out!! (smack)

Rachel Bilson is engaged!

There were rumors back a little while back that Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson were going to get married this past Christmas, but that was all horse poop. Well, it turns out now, that we can officially congratulate them for being engaged!! Access Hollywood tried getting in touch with Rachel, but her rep shot them down and said she wouldn't comment on her personal life.

Wow...harsh. Either way, congrats!!!

More celebrity rumors corrected

Some of the lesser informed internet gossip sites reported that Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen were going to get married this Christmas, but Rachel's rep shot the rumor down and said there's "absolutely no truth to this."

Actually, getting married around a big holiday like Christmas is a smart move -- you can do the whole 2-in-1 gift thing. (I'm pretty sure I just turned off every single girl in the world.)

Rachel Bilson launches clothing line

Former The O.C. star Rachel Bilson launched her Edie Rose clothing line over the weekend for DKNY jeans. She named the line after her grandmother Edith and close family friend Rose, and said it's something she's wanted to do for a while.

I was just waiting for the perfect opportunity for it to be done right. I want people to see these clothes for what they are, not just another line designed by another celebrity. I want the line to be taken seriously.

Yeah, looks like just another celebrity clothing line to me, then again I have no fashion sense.

Usher says lesbianism is on the rise due to a lack of men! (and more)

Rachel Bilson still looks hot! Check out the hourglass figure!!! (POTP)

Gisele talks Tom Brady... and gets pretty much nekkid in GQ! (smack)

Amy Winehouse told by doctors to quit drugs or die. The public tells the doctors DUH! (gabby)

Usher says lesbianism is on the rise due to a lack of men! (NOTE: He said it, NOT me!!!) (candy)

Michelle Obama was on "The View" this morning. Here's the video. (bitten)

Jennifer Morrison (of House) versus Paula Abdul: Foofy Boob Battle!!! (ayyyy)

This is the single greatest news of my life. I still have a shot. (fatback)

Is Shawn Michaels being drafted to Smackdown??? (wrestling)