Carrie Prejean sues

Former Miss California Carrie Prejean filed a lawsuit yesterday against California pageant director Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler, who served as co-director before she gave up her spot because of Carrie's marriage comment when she was answering Perez Hilton's question (which was more a trap than a question). Carrie was stripped of her Miss Cali crown back in June for failing to make scheduled appearances.

She says that she never missed a scheduled appearance and that she was dropped because of her belief that marriage should only be between a man and a woman, and that "opposite marriage" (which is what she called it) was wrong. Frankly, I don't give a f*ck about her, what she believes, or why she's suing people...I just want her annoying ass to go away.

Carrie Prejean sings

Check out Carrie Prejean singing yesterday at the Del Mar Racetrack during opening day for the 2009 racing season.



High-five to the dude who screamed out "YOU SUCK!" before she started, and the thousands of people who booed her. It was nice of the 3 people to cheer at the end though. This broad is a waste of space...get the f*ck off my Internet.

Carrie Prejean book deal

The world was pretty much done a favor when Carrie Prejean's annoying ass was dethroned from her Miss California seat after failing to fully meet the obligations that come with the crown. Unfortunately, it's not going to be the last we hear from her. The broad has a book deal where she'll air her dirty laundry in a tell-all called Still Standing. There's no release date on the book, but apparently some of the topics covered are going to include behind the scenes crap at the Miss America pageant, why she answered Perez Hilton's question the way she did (as if we haven't heard the answer to that 40 f*cking times already), and what she thinks really led to hear losing the crown (we've heard this before, too.)

Broad, please just go away. Nobody gives a fig newton f*ck about you.

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Carrie Prejean e-mail hacked

You know by know that Carrie Prejean lost her Miss California crown for failing to meet the standards and commitments laid down by the Miss California pagentry (or whatever the hell that shizz is called). Just two days after she was removed as Miss Cali and Tami Farrell took over, copies of e-mails between Carrie and Keith Lewis (who works in PR for the Miss Cali pageantry shizz) -- and she seriously comes off as the most stuck up bitch ever. Just check out one of the e-mails she sent below and see what I mean.

From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:57 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose the the things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice. What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy No I am doing this appearance. You do not need details. Its for the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!! You just need to know I will be doing it alright

You will not facilitate this appearance

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

What a f*cking b*tch, huh? Check out the rest of the e-mail exchange here -- heads up, you gotta read from bottom to top for it to make sense.

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Shanna Moakler quits as director of Miss California pageant

Shanna Moakler handed in her resignation as the director of the Miss California USA pageant yesterday -- just a day after Donald Trump announced that Carrie Prejean would be able to keep her crown. Shanna said her reason for leaving is that she can't stay in a position for something she "no longer believes in."

I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth. I want to be a role model for young woman with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.

Honestly, I'm starting to get as annoyed writing about Carrie as I do writing about Speidi. This shouldn't even be an issue anymore and shouldn't have been one in the first place. Perez Hilton asked her a question then whined like the little bitch he is when he didn't get the answer he wanted to hear. Like I said before -- I have just as much right to be in support of gay marriage as Carrie has to be in support of what her dumb blonde ass calls "opposite marriage." And as far as her topless pics go -- I think Cassie said it best. It's not like we haven't all seen a t*tty before.

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Carrie Prejean on "Good Morning America"

Robin Roberts interviewed both Donald Trump and Carrie Prejean on Good Morning America a few minutes ago, and Carrie didn't disappoint in looking stupid. When Robin straight up asked if there were more topless pics of her, she said "Not that I know of." Then when Robin phrased the question in a different way, Carrie's answer changed to "Well, I'm a model and I've done a lot of shoots, and if the photographers want to release photos to make me look bad, then so be it, but there's not anymore that I know of."

Back-pedalling bitch. How do you NOT know if someone took pics of your t*ts or not? I'm not hating on this chick because of her answer at Miss USA, because even though I don't agree with what she said, she's entitled to her opinion and I'm cool with that. But this broad needs to be kicked in the face for being SUCH an idiot. There's totally more topless pics of her out there and everyone knows it.

Carrie Prejean says she was tempted by Satan

Miss California Carrie Prejean was a guest on James Dobson's Focus on the Family radio program on Monday morning and was of course asked about the gay marriage question that Perez Hilton sprung on her at the Miss USA pageant.

I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, ‘Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.’ And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.

Okay, Carrie is being just as big of a drama queen as Perez, and it's getting annoying. Tempted by Satan with the question? God was in her head? Are you f*cking kidding me? This broad is soaking this attention up for all it's worth.

Carrie Prejean allowed to keep her Miss California title

Donald Trump LOVES him some boobies!! And he proved it by saying that Carrie Prejean's topless pics were "no big deal" at a press conference he just held in New York City about whether or not Carrie would be stripped of her title as Miss California. The Donald said he sees nothing wrong with the pics and he's allowing Carrie to keep her title.

Perez Hilton is PISSED! And we LOVE it! And we LOVE boobies too!! Donald is the sh*t!

More topless pics of Carrie Prejean surface!!

Talk about horrible timing for Carrie Prejean. Donald Trump will rule today on whether or not Carrie will be stripped of her Miss California crown for topless photos of her coming out last week. Her defense was that she was modeling lingerie, and to her credit, she had her ta-ta's covered up....UNTIL NOW! Check out the new pics that surfaced of her today that were taken BEFORE her boob job. As part of the Miss USA pageant, all contestants are required to report any topless/nude photos they've taken, and not only did Carrie NOT report the first round of ones that came out, but she definitely didn't report these (especially since in recent interviews, she said she took "no other topless photos" at all.) She's f*cked.

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Miss California Carrie Prejean is dating Michael Phelps

While Perez Hilton is still being a total drama queen and bitching and moaning about Miss California's answer to his question at the Miss USA pageant this past Sunday night, more news about Carrie Prejean is coming out -- she's dating the human fish made of gold. She's been linked to Olympic Champion Michael Phelps recently, and it's her grandmother dishing the dirt. She says Michael calls her granddaughter whenever he's in town and they go out to baseball games and what not, but awkwardly enough, Grandma Prejean says Michael is still a ladies' man.

Hey man, if I was 24 and an Olympic Champion, I'd show all the girls where I keep my gold medals, too. (Then again, that's coming from a 25-year-old pudgy kid who couldn't get a date to his senior prom, so take it for what it's worth.)