I hope Chris Brown gets beaten within an inch of his life (maybe that's a little too heavy, oh well)...and MORE!!!

I love how Taylor felt the need to use the words "dogg" and "nah man" in this poll about Jamal Anderson. (celeb news)

Wow...Chris Brown REALLY messed up Rihanna. (smack)

M.I.A. almost went M.I.A. (the missing in action kind) at the GRAMMYs. (candy)

Asian group is still pissed off at Miley. (POTP)

Ben Affleck's daughters don't please him. (gabby)

Wrigley's drops Chris Brown. Hopefully Big Bubba will drop him in jail, that douchebag. (bitten)

WWE signs another second generation wrestler! (wrestling)

Nikki Cox looks like sh*t...and MORE!!!

Vote yay or nay on David Archuleta's hob knocker!! That sounds SO dirty... (celeb news)

Peep some Grammy red carpet pics! (smack)

Nikki Cox = Donatella Versace = Donkey Kong. No, seriously. (candy)

Mickey Mouse's ears are on Gwyneth Paltrow's shoulders. (ayyyy)

Check out pics of Taylor Swift on CSI! (POTP)

Drew Barrymore can't get over Justin Long. (gabby)

Death hits Justin Timberlake's golf course. (bitten)

Chris Jericho punches a woman?! (wrestling)

Jennifer Hudson's night at the GRAMMYs

You already saw this posted in the results post, but last night Jennifer Hudson won a Grammy for Best R&B Album. She also performed her hit You Pulled Me Through -- check out her win and her emotional performance!!

Grammy results

Record of the Year
Robert Plant & Allison Krauss - Raising Sand

Album of the Year
Robert Plant & Allison Krauss - Raising Sand

Song of the Year
Coldplay - Viva La Vida

Best New Artist
Adele

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance
Adele - Chasing Pavements

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance
John Mayer - Say

Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals
Coldplay - Viva La Vida

Best Pop Collaboration with Vocals
Robert Plant & Allison Krauss - Rich Woman

Best Pop Instrumental Performance
Eagles - I Dreamed There Was No War

Best Pop Instrumental Album
Bela Fleck & the Fleckstones - Jingle All the Way

Best Pop Vocal Album
Duffy - Rockferry

Best Solo Rock Vocal Performance
John Mayer - Gravity

Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals
Kings of Leon - Sex On Fire

Best Metal Performance
Metallica - My Apocalypse

Best Rock Song
Bruce Springsteen - Girls in Their Summer Clothes

Best Rock Album
Coldplay - Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends

Best Alternative Music Album
Radiohead - In Rainbows

Best Female R&B Vocal Performance
Alicia Keys - Superwoman

Best Male R&B Vocal Performance
Ne-Yo - Miss Independent

Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals
Al Green & John Legend - Stay with Me (By the Sea)

Best R&B Song
Ne-Yo - Miss Independent

Best R&B Album
Jennifer Hudson - Jennifer Hudson

Best Contemporary R&B Album
Mary J. Blige - Growing Pains

Best Rap Solo Performance
Lil Wayne - A Milli

Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals
Jay-Z & T.I. w/Lil Wayne and Kanye West - Swagga Like Us

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
Kanye West & Estelle - American Boy

Best Rap Song
Lil Wayne - Lollipop

Best Rap Album
Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III

Best Female Country Performance
Carrie Underwood - Last Name

Best Male Country Performance
Brad Paisley - Letter to Me

Best Country Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals
Sugarland - Stay

Best Country Collaboration with Vocals
Robert Plant & Allison Krauss - Killing the Blues

Best Country Song
Sugarland - Stay

Best Country Album
George Strait - Troubadour


There's a boatload more of categories and winners, and quite honestly, I'm way too lazy to type all of them out. If you want to check out the FULL list of the 50+ winners, click right here!!!

Chris Brown beats women

Nothing like ruining your career at the ripe young age of 19. Chris Brown was arrested yesterday after turning himself in to police after being accused of smacking a girl around after an argument. The story is that Chris and a woman who's name hasn't been released (but is believed to be Rihanna, and if it is, I'll castrate him) got in a huge argument during a drive. It escalated when they got out of Chris' ride and that's when he smacked her, actually leaving "visible injuries."

Chris obviously didn't make his scheduled appearance at the GRAMMYs last night, and Rihanna actually backed out too about an hour before the show started. They were both supposed to perform. And Chris Brown is officially a douchebag.