Kelly Osbourne Vicodin addiction

In her new book Fierce (not to be confused with Beyonce's split personality...silly bitch), Kelly Osbourne is spilling her guts about her addiction to Vicodin and how it helped her cope with the fame she had from The Osbournes.

By this point I was waking up and emptying six Vicodin into my hand. Soon I was taking 50 pills a day. Most people would overdose on 10. My friends called me 'Noddy' because I fell asleep all the time. My parents suspected. Mum would say, 'Darling, are you taking something? Please tell your mummy.' But I was good at lying.

She said that after her final stint in rehab, for the first time ever she felt hopeful and like she had been given another chance. I just hope she's as cool on Dancing with the Stars and whatever else she works on after that as she was on The Osbournes.

Dirty Thoughts with Kelly Osbourne

"Why in the bloody f*ck did I sign up for this stupid f*cking dancing show? It's kicking my bloody f*cking ass. Oh wait, I remember, so I can get a sick body and start getting bloody f*cked again."

Kelly Osbourne dancing

There's not much you can do to scare a broad when her father is the Prince of f*cking Darkness, but Kelly Osbourne is scared sh*tless of one thing right now -- dancing. Which is pretty funny considering she's going to be on the 9th season of Dancing with the Stars.

I am so excited, but I cannot tell you how terrified I am. Dancing is something that I've always really wanted to be able to do, but never had the confidence and the technique. I'm not very graceful, so it's just something that absolutely terrifies me, and it's the main reason that I kind of wanted to do it. I wanted to do something different. I wanted to do something that scared me, and I don't think anything could scare me more. [But] my body is going to get sick and be toned.

I seriously can't wait to see this chick rip up the dance floor. And by rip up, I mean literally be so awful that her heels dig into the floorboards of the dance floor and tear it up. I really hope she does well though because I'm always for the underdog.

Kelly Osbourne's been sniffing the cotton candy again...and MORE!!!

Emma Watson shows her fans the love! (celeb news)

Diane Sawyer hits the sauce before GMA? (smack)

Pete Wentz rocks some Uggs, and therefore will get punched in the face by yours truly. (candy)

Rihanna's got some talent...times 2! (ayyyy)

K-Fed's gonna 2-step. (POTP)

Apparently, Sarah Jessica Parker likes to be cheated on. (gabby)

Kelly Osbourne hits up rehab. Again. (bitten)

Who's next to join The Legacy?! (wrestling)

Will Smith told by Jada to plow the hell out of Rosario Dawson...and MORE!!!

Kelly Osbourne arrested for beating bitches up. (smack)

Joaquin Phoenix just made my ears bleed in 90 seconds. (candy)

I'm pretty sure Ashton Kutcher is wearing a turban. (ayyyy)

Jada Pinkett Smith pretty much told Will to bang the sh*t out of Rosario Dawson in his new movie. (gabby)

Celebs make a video for Obama. (bitten)

CM Punk makes history last night on RAW! (wrestling)

Kelly Osbourne engagement confirmed

We can now confirm that Kelly Osbourne is definitely engaged to her 18-year-old boyfriend Luke Worrall, a British model. What would possess an 18-year-old to get married? Really?

Oh yeah, Kelly's rich. Umm...PRE-NUP!!

Miley Cyrus LIVES...and MORE!!!

Celebrity Rehab patient opens up about drug use. (smack)

Chris Klein will be bald in 5 years. (candy)

Sasha Fierce isn't Beyonce's only alter-ego. Meet Beyonce-bot! (ayyyy)

Kanye beats up paparazzi (again), gets arrested (again), then blogs about it. Yay for us. (POTP)

Fair warning, what I am about to say isn't "PC." But Heather Mills is trying to replace the lack of her leg with plenty of boobs. (gabby)

No teeny boppers, Miley Cyrus isn't dead. (bitten)

Kelly Osbourne tying the knot?! (yuddy)

WWE Divas drama!! (wrestling)

Speaking of Amy Winehouse...

A few celebrities have sounded off about Amy Winehouse and given their opinion of her and her life...or what's left of it, anyway.

Kelly Osbourne: "I don't say, 'Look, Amy, you're just fantastic.' I say, 'Amy, you have a problem. I'm here when you are ready to deal with it. She's not an idiot."

Lily Allen: "[I'm] fat, ugly and sh*ttier than Winehouse."

Katy Perry: "I'm gonna get a white van and throw her ass in there and get her to rehab and watch over her and babysit her. Who cares if she tries to hit me in the face? I'll hit back."

Looks like the celebs that have their sh*t together want to help her and see her beat her demons, and the celebs that are just as messed up make excuses for her.

Kelly Osbourne had pregnancy scare at 13?!

Kelly Osbourne told New! magazine that she used to have sex at such an early age, that she ended up having a pregnancy scare when she was only 13!! I don't think I even knew what boobs were when I was 13! (Well, okay, that's a lie, but you get what I'm saying.)

Kelly Osbourne sports a shiner

The daughter of the "Prince of F*cking Darkness" was seen with this sweet black eye over the weekend. She said a glass cupboard fell on her, but I say someone hit her in a fit of rage.


Those are Popeye's tattoos, bitch. Not yours.

Axl Rose wants Kelly Osbourne

Word on the street says Axl Rose was hitting on Kelly Osbourne hardcore at a party they were at together recently.

Axl better watch his ass or Ozzy will bite his sh*t off. No, seriously, he bit the head off a bat once.

What Happened to Kelly Osbourne?

She ain't looking so good....

The stars are having a VEERRRRRYYY bad fashion day! Starring: Fergie, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, Rihanna & more!

The Botox is making Fergie look like a toad!!! LOOK! (smack)

Nicole Richie even looks hot when she's dressed as your grandma's couch! LOOK! (candy)

Mischa Barton's sh*t-tastic outfit makes Nicole Richie's grandma couch outfit look like Cinderella's gown! LOOK! (ayyyy)

What in the F is Rihanna wearing on her legs/feet??? WTF are those???? LOOK! (POTP)

They have GOT to be making her look heavier than she really is!!! (gabby)

Kelly Osbourne looks like a hunk of black swiss cheese! (bitten)

Win the Ultimate Warrior's yellow Intercontinental Title inside here! (wrestling)

Drunk stars are AWESOME: Kelly Osbourne

Note To Readers: This is what you look like after a night of drinking brandy and peach liqueur topped with a bottle of champagne.

Kelly reportedly left a club at 3am this morning and walked..... directly into a brick wall. Cool move, Casper!

She also ended up flashing her mommy bits, but we'll just pretend that never happened.

Kelly Osbourne says she can save Amy Winehouse

Kelly Osbourne told the Mirror in London that she can help Amy Winehouse put her jigsaw puzzle life back together when she's ready.

“I am the one people come to with their problems.”

“I talk straight. I don’t say: ‘Look Amy, you’re just fantastic.’ I say: ‘Amy you have a problem. I’m here when you are ready to deal with it.’”

“I’m not going to tell her to go to rehab. She’s not an idiot, she knows what her problem is.”

Now just throw in Mary Kate Olsen, Tara Reid, Britney, and Whitney Houston (for some old school charm) and you're looking at the new Justice League America of inebriation.

Wonder twins power activate!!!