Jodie Sweetin reveals all in new book

More stories of tell-all books for you -- former Full House star-turned meth addict-turned Mom, Jodie Sweetin, is gonna put the ole pen to paper and bust out a biography called UnSweetined. In the book, she plans to dish all the dirt on her past as a drug user and abuser, including stories about becoming hooked on meth, cocaine, and ecstacy while travelling the country to give anti-drug speeches.

It's good to see that she's getting her life back together, especially since she has a daughter. Plus, she's got the girl next door look, so it'd totally break your heart (or at least mine) to know she's still a user. Congrats for taking the next step, Jodie!

Jodie Sweetin falls off the wagon

While filming a movie in North Carolina, Jodie Sweetin was seen snorting some coke (no, not the cola). She can pretty much kiss any kind of custody of her 9-month-old daughter goodbye. She's still wrapped up in a hardcore divorce battle with Cody Herpin, who actually called her an unfit mother last month and said she's driven drunk with her daughter in the car.

I may have had a crush on Jodie way back in the day, but screw that. If she's hittin the coke again, take that kid away from her.

Jodie Sweetin needs supervision with child

Former child star-turned-train wreck Jodie Sweetin is no longer allowed to be alone with her 8-month-old daughter have a court hearing for custody of the little girl. Jodie and her husband, Cody Herpin, are in the middle of a messy divorce, and Cody threw the knockout punch during the custody hearing. He told the judge that she's an unfit mother, and that Jodie has actually driven drunk with her daughter in the car before. That's all the judge needed to hear about to grant full custody to Cody and rule that Jodie can only have supervised visitation.

Want proof that meth and booze can ruin your life? There ya go.

Jodie Sweetin's divorce gets dirty

Jodie Sweetin's divorce from her husband of 16 months, Cody Herpin, just took a turn to the messy side. Apparently, Jodie blames Cody for the money woes, which includes their water being shut off before losing their house all together. She talks about what exactly went down in the divorce papers she filed at the end of last month.

Our house is in foreclosure, our water has been shut off twice. Currently, all of our other utilities are overdue. [Cody] kept finding one excuse after another for his failure to even attempt to find employment.

Jodie said she was the sole provider for the family, courtesy of parental loans and royalties she gets from Full House re-runs. Cody simply said he was the stay-at-home dad. What a dumbass. Hope she made him sign prenup!!

Jodie Sweetin files for divorce

Full House alum Jodie Sweetin filed for divorce from her husband Cody Herpin (hahaha his last name is almost Herpes...skank), going with the ole Hollywood go-to reasoning of "irreconcilable differences." Normally I'd feel the need to make fun of someone (and I guess I already did because of Cody's last name), but I actually feel bad for the fella. He really has no clue why Jodie filed.

Not knowing what's going on is hard. It's tough. Marriage is not taken lightly to me. It's supposed to be forever.

So Jodie filed for divorce for basically no real reason? HOW RUDE!

Any Full House Fans Out There?

Jodie Sweetin, who played STEPHANIE, on FULL HOUSE back in the day might be getting her own reality show. Not sure what it would be about since she hasn't done much since her FULL HOUSE days besides getting married and acquiring a meth addiction. But I of course would still watch! Haha It would bring me back to my "HOW RUDE" childhood days....

Would you watch?

Full House kid...has a kid!!

Actress Jodie Sweetin (better known as Stephanie F'n Tanner!!! from Full House gave birth to her first child the other day, a daughter named Zoie. Her husband of 9 months, Cody Herpin, was on hand. It's Jodie's second marriage.

Okay, I have a laundry list of things for this one:

1) This is her second marriage? Does anyone remember her first? Oh wait I do, it was to crystal meth.

2) Jodie Herpin is her married name, huh? Is it me, or does anyone else get reminded of a bad case of herpes when you hear that last name?

3) Married for 9 months. Takes 9 months for a baby to be born. Hmm...me thinks this is how the marriage proposal convo went.
"Jodie: Oh sh*t, I'm pregnant.
Cody: Aww crap, does that mean I have to marry you now?
Jodie: How rude!"

4. She delivered the baby through a C-Section. Nothing says sexy bikini/beach body like big ass scar on your stomach.

**Special shoutout to Jackson Blue's Crew member Alycia for pointing this story out to me!!**