"Dirty Thoughts" with Ricky Martin

"I really hope no one notices I'm with Mama Fratelli from The Goonies."

Naked chicks, Transformers undies, and MORE!!

Anna Kournikova may suck at tennis (and Enrique Iglesias...hey-ohhh!), but she sure knows how to rock a bikini. (smack)

Ricky Martin is livin' la vida daddy. (candy)

I'd put $20 down saying Shia LaBeouf wears Transformers underwear. (ayyyy)

Anna Faris has a nude scene in The House Bunny. Life is good. (POTP)

Matt Damon becomes a daddy for the second time, and the baby name isn't too bad! (gabby)

Jessica Simpson gives fellas (and some ladies) even more reason to drink. (bitten)

Mike Adamle will start wrestling soon?! (wrestling)

Stacy Kiebler's armpit looks like a vagina! (and more)

Ricky Martin buys his own island for $8 million! Why, you ask??? Well because he's livin' la vida loca! Duh! (smack)

First it happened to Beyonce. And now STACY KIEBLER'S armpit looks like a female reproductive organ too!!! LOOK! (fatback)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie planning wedding on a yacht! (gabby)

Hot new fashion trend: PINKEYE! (ayyyy)

Pardon me, but Ashlee Simpson looks slammin' in a bikini on the cover of Shape Magazine! Daaannnnnnggg!!! LOOK! (POTP)

Amy Winehouse is too much of a mess right now to record theme song for the next James Bond movie right now. She'll try again after some more drugs. (popbytes)

Iron Man ruled the weekend box office... by a lot. (bitten)

Jonathan Coachman is leaving the WWE for ESPN!!! (wrestling)