Jordin Sparks joins Britney Spears' tour

Jordin Sparks has officially joined Britney Spears' Circus tour and will start appearing with Brit when the U.S. leg of the tour kicks off in New York. After 3 nights there, they hit up L.A., Boston, and a ton of other places. Jordin said that "Britney's show is incredible and for me to be a part of it is a great opportunity."

True story...Jordin's big break. Let's see how she does with it.

MEGAN FOX SWINGS BOTH WAYS AND I'M WICKED EXCITED!!!...and MORE!!!

WNBA star Candace Parker has a baby! (VBT)

Lady Gaga calls lip-synchers "really f*cked up." (amygrindhouse)

Jordin Sparks hits up Idol to sing her new hit Battlefield. (smack)

Asia Argento makes every other chick feel ugly at the Cannes Film Festival. (bedhead)

The men of Star Trek get their own personal Japanese servants. (ayyyy)

Kanye West lays down some smack with his CAPS LOCK. (POTP)

Megan Fox loves her some box!! (gabby)

Robin Williams tells Letterman he loves his new cow valve! (bitten)

MAJOR changes made LIVE during SmackDown! tapings!! **SPOILER ALERT** (wrestling)

"Dirty Thoughts" with Jordin Sparks

"Bitch, I could STILL kick Russell Brand's ass."

Paris Hilton loves purity rings...and MORE!!

Wendy Williams speaks out on why she didn't beat the crap out of Omarosa. (smack)

David Beckham is hot that even guys check out his junk in the bathroom! (candy)

Worst dressed at the VMA's! (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton sticks up for the JoBros without calling the rest of us sluts! (POTP)

Joel Madden loves him some cottage cheese thighs! (gabby)

Victoria Beckham looks like a boy. Ew. (bitten)

Ric Flair's daughter arrested! (wrestling)

Speaking of Jordin Sparks...

Here's the opening monologue that started all of the controversy between Russell Brand, the Jonas Brothers, and Jordin Sparks.



After hearing Jordin's rant (which you can see on Amanda's post below this), Russell "apologized" for his rant while introducing Lauren Conrad and Chace Crawford. Check it out below.



Okay, A LOT of people have to lighten up and are taking this WAY too far (no offense, Amanda). Seriously. He's a host and he's paid to be funny (granted he was a little weak). But I guarantee that if it was anyone else who he ripped on like that, it wouldn't be an issue. But because it's the Jonas Brothers and they're like the heads of a frickin' cult, it's a huge issue. LIGHTEN UP!

Just Saying...

I was happy Jordin Sparks stood up for herself and the Jo Bros. I think Russell Brand went overboard with the whole abstinence ring thing. It's funny once but 12 times later, it's just not. But then again, I like underdogs and people who do things they believe in...go Jordinnnn. Enjoy her pissed off moment :) and check out John Legend's face haha reminds me of Mike Myers when Kanye said Bush didn't like black people live on tv. haha

Solange goes all Omarosa on a news anchor...and MORE!!!

Ron Jeremy interviewed by Time. No word on whether he finished prematurely or not. (smack)

Solange Knowles is a bitter biatch. (candy)

Kirsten Dunst and Mary-Kate Olsen...both dress like crap, and both look like they're taking a crap. (ayyyy)

Matthew McConaughey's dad dies the best way humanly possible. (POTP)

Jordin Sparks wants her some Simon. As in Cowell. As in wants him in naughty ways. (gabby)

Michael Lohan, lesbian hater? (bitten)

MISTERRRRRRR KENNNNEDDDYYYYY out for 4-6 months...KENNEDYYYYY. (wrestling)

HOT Fergie bikini pics! (and more)

Spicy Fergie bikini pics! Damn... she must be workin' on her fitness overtime! (POTP)

Paris Hilton gets new reality show... about grooming dogs??? WTF??? (candy)

Lance Armstrong finished his first Boston Marathon in ____ place! (bitten)

Tom Cruise seriously looks like Katie Holmes' play doll. I think she may carry him in her pocketbook. (ayyyy)

Jordin Sparks singing career may be over due to throat injury. (gabby)

Hermione turns 18 and gives paparazzi a birthday crotch shot! (dlist)

Check out Oprah Winfrey's burial mask! (popbytes)

WATCH THE VIDEO of presidential candidates (Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain) to air on WWE RAW tonight! Yup. The REAL candidates have taped messages to the wrestling fans!!! Every vote counts! (wrestling)

Idol goes from worst to best in one night

Yesterday I posted the video of Teri Hatcher butchering Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" on Idol Gives Back and called it the most horrible performance ever on the Idol stage. Well one night later, don't we get the best performance ever in the show's history. If you missed it, here it is.

Oh and P.S. if you're keeping score, Jordin Sparks is officially my new celebrity crush. Yes, I realize I'm robbing the cradle, and yes I realize her dad used to play pro-football and could totally kick my ass.