I don't usually randomly post fashion trends, but...

After all of the Fall fashion weeks, there's one major trend to report -- the no pants look. Yes, I sh*t you not, tons of designers debuted a no pants look for everyday life.

Hello, camel toe.

Ne-Yo teaming up with...Marilyn Manson?!

Ne-Yo dropped the word that he's doing a little collaboration with Marilyn Manson.

Sorry for the lack of reaction...I'm still trying to process this in my brain.

Snoop Dogg: Soap Opera Star!

The Snoop D-O-double-G is no longer hardcore. We've known that for a while now. But now he's dropped to an all-time softy low.

Snoop is going to have an extended cameo on ABC's One Life To Live.

"I've been a fan of One Life to Live since I was a baby. My momma always had it on the tube in tha crib growing up.”

And now it's official: Snoop Dogg is one of the most talented female rappers today.

And for more proof that Snoop is a lady CLICK HERE!!!

BBC Radio DJ Sara Cox comes up with worst baby name ever

So you're not familiar with BBC1's DJ, Sara Cox?
No matter -- neither am I.

But I came across a story about her giving birth, and when I saw what she named her son I had to post!

She welcomed her new son Isaac to the world the other day.

Isaac Cox.

Way to make your kid a schoolyard punching bag, Sara!
Thought it was amusing enough to pass on.

Sidenote: My brother and his wife named their first son Braden James and they planned on calling him "BJ." I squashed that one pretty quick too.

Ew! Paris Hilton's Freaky Feet!

Holy tendonitis, Paris!

I think you need to start shooting some botox between your toes!
It's been widely reported that Paris rocks a very large size 11 shoe... but... those boats are being filled by twigs!!!

By the way you know what they say -- large feet, large vagina. No arguments there.

FOR MORE TEAM COVERAGE ON PARIS' HUMONGOUS ZOMBIE FEET CLICK HERE!!!

Best Amy Winehouse Impersonation by a "Little Person" Ever

You're welcome.

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I'm on a bit of a hiatus from "her."
I got a little burnt out on all the stories... finally.
So I won't comment on this magazine cover.
Just look:

Winehouse wants to wed in jail.

Amy Winehouse and her crackhead husband, Blake Fielder-Civil got married just last May. So what's a junkie-couple to do less than a year later??? Renew their vows... in prison!!!

A) Only old people renew their vows.

B) In jail??? Romantic.

C) CAPTION THE PHOTO!!! Me first: "Oh my God! I wish we could make out while smoking!!!"

Celebrity Dirt -- Britney the Bartender & J-Lo's Baby Pouch

Reason 24867 Why TV is in the Sh*tter

A 30 minute series for the Geico commercial cavemen is no longer the dumbest idea for a tv show anymore. They're currently casting for "My Big Redneck Wedding." Umm... anyones else feel the "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" spin-off jokes ran their coarse 4 years ago? Anyway, here's the press release for those unbelievers... or for those who just popped the big question at a pig roast:

CMT is currently casting for a new reality series “My Big Redneck Wedding”. This show will document the planning and preparation it takes to pull off a truly fun, down to earth, rootin’ tootin’ redneck nuptial. From denim wedding dresses to camouflage tuxedos, shotgun solutes and arriving at the reception on an ATV – anything goes, as long as it’s rowdy and redneck.

We are currently looking for couples who appear to be between the ages of 18 and 45.
Are planning a super redneck wedding and have set a date anywhere from September to December 2007.
Would like to share their lives and wedding day with us.
Are redneck and proud of it.

We are scheduled to begin shooting immediately so if you or anyone you know meets this criteria, please e-mail us at redneckwedding@pinksneakers.net
Please be sure to include your name, contact information, wedding location and a photo of the bride and groom.

Should you have any additional questions regarding our intentions or the show, or if you would like to know more, please feel free to contact us at anytime. Time is of the essence.

Contact:
Pink Sneakers Productions
Phone: 407-464-2080
Fax: 407-464-2081
Website: http://www.pinksneakers.net or CMT.com http://www.cmt.com/shows/be_on_tv/#redneckwedding


How much you wanna bet trout jerky will be the party favors?