Jenna Jameson got her baby out of her box with 5 pushes...and MORE!!!

Lil' Kim almost shows her ta-tas to the world! (videoblogging)

Shia LaBeouf will never regain full use of his injured hand. (amygrindhouse)

Eminem is the XXL Punisher! (smack)

Trent Reznor's 4-hour stiffy. (agentbedhead)

If you want an easy birth, be a porn star. It worked for Jenna Jameson. (POTP)

Mel Gibson's rumored mistress denies affair! (gabby)

Hulk Hogan goes homicidal! (bitten)

Matt Hardy doing a horrible job as a heel? (wrestling)

Mary Kate Olsen gets her vampire on...and MORE!!!

Erin Go Bragh! Now crack a Guinness and take a celeb poll!! (celeb news)

Jenna Jameson gives birth to twins! Doctors said they've never seen 2 babies slide out so easy. (smack)

Candy Kirby says goodbye to celeb blogging. BUT...follow her on The Laughing Stork! (candy)

Here's a gift for the ADD fans -- a sparkly dress with pockets! (ayyyy)

Is Mary Kate Olsen trying to land a role in the Twilight series? (POTP)

Get ready for Meltdown Britney v2.0! (gabby)

Taylor Swift rocks her "girl next door" look on a couple mag covers. (bitten)

Painkillers and steroids found in Andrew "Test" Martin's home. (wrestling)

Lisa Rinna answers the question "Do I shave?"...and MORE!!!

Bacon covered cheese fat. (celeb news)

Jenna Jameson is NOT an attractive pregnant woman. (smack)

Hello there, Brad Pitt's crotch. (candy)

Note to Lisa Rinna: If you're going to wear a dress with a ridiculously high slit, try wearing panties. (ayyyy)

Tom Brady and Gisele STILL aren't engaged! (POTP)

Prince Harry gets dropped by his girl! (gabby)

SAG award re-cap...red carpet pics and winners list! (bitten)

Royal Rumble results...Matt Hardy did what?!?! (wrestling)

Jenna Jameson is knocked up

The former porn star said she's got Tito Ortiz's bun in her oven. I wonder if they'll get married before the baby's born?

Probably not.

Jenna Jameson is PETA's newest spokeswoman

Yup, you read that right. In her new role, Jenna will be promoting the spaying and neutering if pets.

If this isn't the biggest hypocritical statement ever. A knocked-up former porn star is promoting birth control for animals?! What's next? Amy Winehouse promoting a drug-free life?

Former porn star knocked up...and MORE!!!

Tito Ortiz knocks up his ex-porn star girlfriend, Jenna Jameson. That'll be the easiest birth ever. (smack)

Watch out, LiLo! Britney Spears may turn into a lesbian killer! (candy)

Woody Allen loves puppies...and I don't mean the pet. (ayyyy)

Scarlett Johansson lied about her e-mail relationship with Obama. She blames "extreme sexism." I say she's pissed she didn't get an "Obama" in her "Johansson." (POTP)

Chris Brown standing under Rihanna's umbrella...ella, ella...with a ring?! (gabby)

Tara Reid wears funky dress and shows off her Mischa Barton thighs. (bitten)

Mr. Kennedy injured again! (wrestling)

Jenna Jameson = Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie in 2000: Freaky and Goth. She used to cut her body, talk about having sex in the back of limousines, and swapped spit with her brother. Angelina today: The second-coming of Mother Theresa. Hell, she's the female version of the Pope.

If Angelina can do it, why not former porn star Jenna Jameson? Jenna said that she's going to follow in Angelina's footsteps and stay unmarried, but told US Magazine that her and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz are trying to have kids.

Good for her. I'll admit, I'm going to miss her on those lonely Friday nights, but I'm glad she's trying to clean up her act. Now if she could just...ahem...tighten up some loose ends.