Jack Osbourne assaulted

Jack Osbourne was jumped on a London street the other day after he came home from his friend's wedding. Apparently a couple of drunk toolbags recognized him on the street and started talking sh*t to him, then attacked. Jack hit up Twitter the next day saying that he was jumped and that his "knuckles hurt this morning. I think it means I hit them harder than they hit me."

JACK OSBOURNE = ASS KICKER!! FTW!!

Ozzy Osbourne worried about his son

Ozzy Osbourne is starting to get worried about his son Jack, who's starting to replace one addiction with another. It's no secret that Jack used to have a serious addiction to drugs, but he kicked the habit after rehab. But now, Jack is getting a serious addiction to guns, which is scaring the crap outta The Ozz-man.

Jack is gun crazy. Over here in the U.S. you can buy real guns. I have this horrible thing - I can see this movie in my head where he's messing around and shoots himself in the foot. I said to Jack, 'If someone got into your house would you be willing to use your gun?' He said, 'Sure.' I said to him, 'You know what, Jack, when that burglar came into our house in England I had him in a headlock and the thought went through my head that OK, I could kill this guy but could I live with the fact I took his life? No. What if I maimed the guy or pushed him out the window and broke his leg? All these scenarios went through my head.'

I gotta say, as messed up as Ozzy can appear sometimes (or at least as drugged up and out of it as he looked on The Osbournes back in the day), he really is a kick ass father and it's obvious he cares a ton about his kids. Let's just hope Jack is super safe with his guns and doesn't hurt himself or anyone else by accident.

Jack Osbourne defends his dad

Jack Osbourne is trying to right the wrongs that The Osbournes reality show did to his father (and legendary rocker) Ozzy.

['The Osbournes' show] tarnished the public's perception of my dad ... He's not an idiot.

I'd believe it, honestly. I mean, obviously the guy is pretty burned out from doing heavy drugs for a long time, but you gotta know that the producers made sure that Ozzy looked like a buffoon during the editing when they noticed how funny it was. By the way, look at Jack Osbourne! Holy crap did he lose a lot of weight!! Check out the before and after shots!


Fat and frustrated people everywhere...RE-GROUP! If Jack can do it, so can you!

An Ozzy-mentary on the way...and MORE!!!

Lindsay Lohan's future stepmother old enough to be her sister. (smack)

Brad Pitt wants to whore his kids out to the world. (candy)

Pamela Anderson puts on her best horse smile. (ayyyy)

The trailer for Paris Hilton's new reality show. (POTP)

Jack Osbourne planning a documentary about Ozzy. (gabby)

Dr. Dre's son found dead. (bitten)

John Cena out for 2-4 months with neck injury. (wresting)