Macaulay Culkin father?

In some of the most insane bullsh*t I've ever heard, there's rumors flying around that Macaulay Culkin is the father of Michael Jackson's youngest son, Prince II (aka Blanket). Macaulay is 29 now, which means that he would've had to been 22-years-old when he supposedly donated sperm to MJ to help him become a father.

No comment from Macaulay's camp yet, but I'd definitely wait for one because me thinks it's right around the corner.

Mila Kunis Macaulay Culkin dating

You know what pisses me off? When f*cking knockout girls go out with creepy looking guys. That's the deal with Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin -- she could have any guy she wants, and instead she's gonna settle for someone that looks like an Albino kiddie toucher. Hey, her choice, but she told Women's Health how Macaulay has been her rock since they started dating 7 years ago.

I don't know if I met him at 27 if it would have been a different relationship. We grew up together. You find a steady rock in your life and that's all you need. We have our ups and downs, but work through them.

Ugh. Makes me wanna dropkick a kitten.

Macaulay Culkin's sister commits suicide?

I'm not confirming that Macaulay Culkin's sister 29-year-old Dakota committed suicide, especially since it's an uber sensitive subject I'm sure, but the way the story was reported to me, that's how it sounded. Dakota died on Wednesday after stepping in front of a car on Tuesday night. The driver wasn't drunk or breaking any laws, which is why it sounds like suicide.

Either way, Celebrity Dirt sends its condolences to the entire Culkin family.

Macaulay Culkin headed to the small screen?

Although he hasn't really been in the limelight since making Uncle Buck and 2 Home Alone movies, Macaulay Culkin is making a Hollywood comeback, but on the ole boob tube this time around. He's signed on to appear on the upcoming NBC show Kings.

Welcome back, Mac Attack!

the new macaulay culkin

whewww weeee - so the haut lil dj armin van buuren thew down a par'tay and none other than you-know-who went. he looked awesome but was upstaged by his new-york-city-club-kids-look dancers.

i thought the club kids and macaulay culkin were makin' a comeback and i was ready to join them. unfortunately my hair extensions fell out so i couldn't make a dance appearance.