Showing posts with label paris hilton. Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Paris Hilton sex tape


Paris Hilton has never spoken publicly about the sex tape that Rick Solomon released a few years ago of him and Paris getting it on...a sex tape awesomely titled One Night in Paris. It could've been because she was too embarrassed about the tape being released, or too embarrassed that she looked like a dead fish the whole time that made no noise and didn't even move. Either way, in the new MTV documentary called Paris, Not France, she finally speaks out about it.

It was definitely very painful. When you trust someone and love someone - for them to do that to you, it's really hard. It's something that bothers me every day. By putting it in the film, it was really hard for me to have it in there... But I also think it's a big learning lesson, because I think a lot of girls, when they're in a relationship, they will love someone and trust them and maybe let them do that. I know that's happened to a lot of people. And you never know what they could do with it. Obviously I was humiliated, embarrassed and in shock that it happened. It wasn't my fault, it was something that someone did to me, so I've just learned to be a strong woman and nothing can hurt me at this point.

Okay, so part of me feels bad for her, but the bigger part of me thinks he's a f*cking idiot for being that big of a celeb and not being more careful. You're worth a ton of money and you're famous as hell, yet you're gonna have sex on videotape knowing there's the chance it could get out there? I don't believe for a second that it bothered her -- except that she probably killed a lot of people's fantasies about her being wild in the sack. I think I've seen pillows have more life than her.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Dirty Thoughts with a dead shark


"I knew trying to eat Paris Hilton was a bad idea. Her chlamydia killed me."

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Paris Hilton jewelry


While most Americans were chowing down on burgers and dogs and getting wasted during the Fourth of July weekend, Paris Hilton decided to leave the country all together and continue her Middle East tour (she had been in Dubai for over a week). She ended up hanging (and staying) with jeweler Pascal Mouawad in Lebanon in his family's huge ass hotel (Royal Suite of the Grand Hills Hotel & Spa). On top of that, Pascal gave Paris some serious ice -- a diamond necklace that checks in at over $500,000 (which she's wearing in the pic above.) He said that Paris is "very sophisticated and a true fashionista" and that he loves seeing her decked in diamonds.

I wonder if she wore that huge ass diamond while Pascal was railing her. Because seriously, you know that Paris can't keep her legs closed, especially when a $500k piece of ice is involved.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Amanda Seyfried can't stand LiLo...and MORE!!

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Amanda Seyfried HATES Lindsay Lohan. (amygrindhouse)

Paris Hilton attacks beauty queen! (VBT)

John Mayer carried Rob Dyrdek out of a club. (smack)

Sharon Stone shows off her old lady cleavage. (ayyyy)

Kristen Stewart dyes and chops her hair and just...looks...ugly. (POTP)

Kelly Clarkson gets hot when chicks hit on her. (gabby)

Megan Fox at Transformers 2 premiere...holy legs. (bitten)

Victoria had a secret affair with Chris Benoit?! (wrestling)

BONUS LINK: Spoilers for Season 6 of Desperate Housewives! (amygrindhouse)

Friday, June 12, 2009

Megan Fox has some sucking skills...and MORE!!!


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Usher already divorcing Tameka Foster. (amygrindhouse)

Tiger Woods' Hawaii crib is SICK! (VBT)

Paris Hilton hooks up with Cristiano Ronaldo a day after dumping Doug Reinhardt. (smack)

David Beckham Armani ads. (bedhead)

Teri Hatcher's boobies are WAY too big for her body. (ayyyy)

Carrie Prejean's dumb ass thinks she got fired because of her Miss USA pageant answer. (POTP)
Cameron Diaz = Octomom? (gabby)

Out of everything you could stare at on Megan Fox's body, people are making a big deal about her thumbs? WTF? (bitten)

Rey Mysterio leaving WWE? (wrestling)

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Hayden Panettiere lashes out at the media...and MORE!!!

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Hayden Panettiere apologizes for cellulite. (amygrindhouse)

Comedian Michael Roof dies. (VBT)

Miss Malibu Tami Farrell is the new Miss California. (smack)

Hello, Victoria Beckham's boobies. (bedhead)

Megan Fox shows some leg. (ayyyy)

Shanna Moakler's dumb ass wants her job back. (POTP)

Paris Hilton gives Susan Boyle tips on being famous. I'll stab my eyeballs out with a fork if Susan wears a miniskirt. (gabby)

More David Letterman/Sarah Palin drama -- he makes cracks about her 14-year-old daughter! (bitten)

WWE began Vickie Guerrero humiliation when she quit! (wrestling)

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt split


Are we really surprised? After only 6 months of dating and engagement rumors with yet another boyfriend, Paris Hilton has split from boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. No details on why they split up, but Paris rep released a statement saying it's true they split, they're still friends (bullsh*t) and they want their privacy respected.

For the record, I totally called this split last week when I posted a story about Doug appearing on Season 3 of Paris Hilton's My New BFF. You can't see me (what up John Cena?) but I'm taking my bows right now.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Paris Hilton looks for New BFF in Middle East


The second season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF premiered last night on MTV, but Paris is already setting up a third season of the show, but this time, she's going to the other side of the world -- the Middle East. Paris is going to hit up Dubai in the United Arab Emirates later on this month for the 17-day filming of the show. Doug Reinhardt will probably appear on the show like Benji Madden did in Season 1.

It's actually going to be interesting to see how this all goes down, considering the social norms are TOTALLY different in Dubai than they are in the US and UK. There's going to be no boozing, no swearing, and not much sexual content on the Dubai season. Which pretty much guarantees a huge flop.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Paris Hilton denies boat sex rumors


There's been rumors floating around for the last couple of days that Paris Hilton got tossed off of her friend's boat for being inappropriate with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. The story goes like this: Paris and Doug showed up to the boat party and were immediately all over each other, shoving their tongues down each other's throats and all. Paris got so worked up that she dragged Doug below deck to bang him in the bathroom, but right before they shut the door, they got caught and were told to leave. Paris took to her Myspace Page to clear the air.

That story some tabloid ran about my boyfriend and I on a yacht is such a lie that it's a joke! That was my good friends boat and first of all she would never ask me to leave and second of all I would never do that. It's so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can't believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I'm so sick of all these false rumors, it's not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility.

What does she expect? She hasn't exactly been the spokesperson for classy women...

Monday, May 25, 2009

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt getting married?


There's a good chance that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt could be engaged in a couple of months. In a recent interview with the British paper the Mail, Doug said that he's totally planning on asking "her to marry me, but I can't say when. I don't want to ruin the surprise." His friends have told people that he's planning on doing it sometime during the summer, because he doesn't really see any reason to put it off any longer and just waiting around.

Do you think Paris will say yes? She's been engaged twice and broken both of them off -- maybe third time's the charm?

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Knock out Jonny Fairplay on National TV...and MORE!!!


Watch out the next time you eat Cheetos. You might bite Jesus' head off. (VBT)

Sherlock Holmes trailer is out!! (AmyGrindhouse)

YOU could knock out Jonny Fairplay! (smack)

New Willem Dafoe movie is probably gonna bomb because the director is a d*ck. (bedhead)

Paris Hilton debates on whether or not to show you her mommy spot. (ayyyy)

Check out Adam Lambert's boyfriend Drake. (POTP)

CONFIRMED! Chace Crawford starring in new Footloose movie. (gabby)

Britney Spears gets sued. (bitten)

Kurt Angle to compete on Dancing with the Stars?! (wrestling)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Megan Fox talks Brian Austin Green...and MORE!!!


Taking a break from these Tips to think about how I wish I could sail pirate ships! (VBT)

Paris Hilton is single-handedly saving the UK economy. (amygrindhouse)

Does Gisele have Tom Brady's bun in the oven?! (smack)

Tons of red carpet pics from the Met Costume Gala. (bedhead)

Even Madonna's arms aren't this creepy. (ayyyy)

Kara DioGuardi will return as a judge for Idol next season. (POTP)

Megan Fox finally opens up about Brian Austin Green. (gabby)

Connie Culp received the first-ever face transplant in the US. Pics inside. (bitten)

The real reason Melina was pissed about being drafted to SmackDown! (wrestling)

Friday, May 1, 2009

Paris thinks Speidi's masks are a joke...and MORE!!!


Go buy some Mr. Phipps Pretzel Chips while you enjoy these Tips! (VBT)

Could you be a reality TV star and get a Shot of Diseased Sex..umm...I mean a Shot of Love with Aubrey O'Day? (amygrindhouse)

A-Rod has bitch t*ts!! (smack)

Paris Hilton is a f*cking moron. (bedhead)

Not really familiar with Tilda Swinton, but I do know that she looks like hell. (ayyyy)

Carrie Prejean is a f*cking moronic bigot. (POTP)

Elizabeth Banks just made herself look pathetic. (gabby)

No Doubt reunites on the Today Show!! (bitten)

Bret Hart would forgive HBK for Montreal Screwjob...maybe induct him into the Hall of Fame? HOLY CRAP!!! (wrestling)

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Kate's gonna hate Jon times 8...and MORE!!!


I miss the juice boxes called Ssips, now check out these tips!! (VBT)

Ever wonder what Tori Spelling's cooter looks like? Well, here ya go! (amygrindhouse)

Melissa Rivers tells all about Celebrity Apprentice, including acting like a whiny little bitch when she left. (smack)

Woohoo!! Katy Perry and Hayden Panettiere caught in an all-female threesome at Disney!! (bedhead)

Yay for designers using less fabric during the recession!! (ayyyy)

Doug Reinhardt lays some dude out over Paris Hilton. (POTP)

Paula and Simon are in love? (gabby)

Jon from Jon and Kate Plus 8 has a date that's not with Kate!! (bitten)

WWE throwing together new tag teams. (wrestling)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Speidi's getting married for real this time...and MORE!!!


Video Blogging Tips = better than my father's dating tips! (VBT)

Coming this Saturday -- Speidi stars in the wedding that reeks of douche-osity! (amygrindhouse)

Denise Richards makes a spoof video about her boobs. It's not funny. Seriously, where's Dr. Kavorkian when you need him? (smack)

Amy Winehouse wants to adopt a child. And for the record, yes, I'm still laughing. (bedhead)

Which of these peeps that serve our country wants to kill Paris Hilton? (ayyyy)

Justin Timberlake on Jimmy Kimmel Live -- JT kicks ass when he's not a boy band member. (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan dating Chris Jepson? (gabby)

Gavin Rossdale has gay affair?! (bitten)

Jeff Hardy NOT leaving WWE? (wrestling)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Angelina's knocked up again?!..and MORE!!!


Brad Garrett hates Arabs? (videoblogging)

Jessica Simpson's ass cheeks!! Try to find her thong...bet you can't! (amygrindhouse)

Paris Hilton works her wonky eye with Doug Reinhardt in London. (smack)

Zac Efron gives it up the butt to a guy on an escalator!! (agentbedhead)

Oksana Pochepa is not only Mel Gibson's new girlfriend, but the sexiest 24-year-old I've EVER seen. (POTP)

Brad Pitt planted ANOTHER seed in Angelina Jolie?! (gabby)

Britney Spears getting married in 6 weeks?! (bitten)

Exclusive interviews with tons of superstars at Wrestlemania 25!! (wrestling)

Bonus Link: Lady GaGa is a conehead. (POTP)

Monday, April 6, 2009

Paris wants to marry Doug?


Paris Hilton talked to E! Online over the weekend while she was at an event, and pretty much told the world that she wants to marry her latest flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt.

He's going to be my husband. We're best friends. It's not like we just met. We've known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I'm really in love and really happy.

Just like she was engaged to that dude named Paris a few years ago. And like she was really in love with Benji Madden? And Nick Carter? And half of Mexico? And all of Australia, including the kangaroos?

Monday, March 16, 2009

Paris Hilton wants in New Moon


Now it makes sense why she's been verbally sucking off Robert Pattinson. Paris Hilton said she wants to be in the next movie of the Twilight series, New Moon. She's sick of everyone just thinking she's a big joke (for the record, I think she's a huge whore, not a joke) and wants to be taken seriously as an actress. She thinks she'd be perfect to play one of the vampires, but would even play a victim because she wants in so bad.

Honestly...I kinda think Paris would make a hot vampire. Then again, I have a thing for vampires so your 400-pound Aunt Bertha could probably be a hot vampire to me.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Andy Dick dodges the slammer...and MORE!!!


Voting for Idol may be x-rated, but taking celebrity polls isn't! (celeb news)

It's so lovely to see Britney in a bikini again. (smack)

Rachel Bilson could make a sexy lamp shade. (candy)

Paris practices her oral skills in public. On herself. (ayyyy)

Diddy tells Ellen why he let Chris Brown and Rihanna reunite at his house. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston officially hates relationships. (gabby)

TMZ saves Andy Dick from jail! (bitten)

Danny Bonaduce wrestling for TNA?! (wrestling)

BONUS LINK: Britney tells everyone that her box is hanging out!! (smack)

Doug Reinhart blows up Paris' spot


Paris Hilton's boyfriend Doug Reinhart totally blew up her spot while she was performing at a club the other night. Turns out she was lipsynching, and in the middle of the song, Doug ripped the microphone away from her to hold it to the crowd for them to sing into, meanwhile Paris' vocals for Stars are Blind were still playing over the speakers.

Hey, at least it wasn't live TV like Ashlee Simpson on SNL a few years back. Ahhh, I'll never forget her and her ho-down.