Candy Spelling isn't sweet to her daughter...and MORE!!!

Yummmm...I'm in the mood for some Deep Fried Whatever -- from that guy who brought you celebrity news polls!! (fried)

Tori Spelling's mom still hates her. (smack)

Madonna adopts another Malawi kid. (stork)

Kathy Griffin looks like an ugly ass cupcake. (ayyyy)

Britney's dad trying to shut down Britney's #1 fan site. (POTP)

Kids' Choice Awards results! NICKELODEON RULES!! (gabby)

Tim Allen is Daddy Toolman! (bitten)

Kevin Nash says Scott Hall isn't doing well. (wrestling)

Tim Allen plants the seed at 55!!

Now I gotta say, I'm impressed. 55-year-old Tim Allen managed to knock up his wife, Jane Hajduk, and the couple will be expecting their first child together in the spring. They've been together for just over 2 years.

Congrats, and good job Timmy!!