The Nature Boy to style and profile again?!...and MORE!!!

Pink drops the hammer on Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson! (smack)

Christina Aguilera and her veiny boobs just look....not...good. (candy)

Liz Hurley and Scary Spice celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness month by...well, letting them all hang out. (ayyyy)

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag just ruined Halloween. (POTP)

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston back together because Jen's knocked up?! (gabby)

Halle Berry talks about her sex life. Pretty frickin graphically too. (bitten)

Eminem's book drops tomorrow!!! (yuddy)

Ric Flair returning to the ring?! (wrestling)

Holy dramafest! Tea leaves her hubby for Billy Bob...and MORE!!!

Tea Leoni left David Duchovny for Billy Bob Thornton! (smack)

Elizabeth Hurley has great dedication to acting, and tons of bresticular fortitude. (candy)

I'm convinced Demi Moore and Courteney Cox-Arquette came from the same vagina. (ayyyy)

Jamie Lynn looks like a piece of dried up dog poop. (POTP)

Critics give Katie Holmes the proverbial Rock Bottom. (gabby)

Looking for a sex tape with an old guy and teenage girl? You might be in luck...and no worries, it's not Hugh Hefner. Although that'd be funny. (bitten)

Emma Watson has a boyfriend! Whammy. (yuddy)

Win a night out with The Nature Boy!! WOOOOOOO!!! (wrestling)

Holy crap!!

Elizabeth Hurley is 42!! I hope I look like that when I'm 42!!

Well, you know...minus all the girl parts.